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Alright boys, time for some schizo posting.

Intrepid Twitter users using weaponized autism have discovered the following:

A flight has popped up from John Wayne Airport (the closest airport to Ohtani) to Toronto. The last time such a flight between these 2 airports happened was in 2022.

The private jet in question is a Bombardier Global 5000, which is a model that Ohtani has flown before. It's also operated by a company that apparently provides FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) services to non-US citizens.

Yusei Kikuchi who is currently on the Blue Jays has placed a 50+ person reservation for tonight at an upscale sushi restaurant near the Rogers Center.

John Morosi from MLB Network who apparently has a history of calling moves expects that Ohtani will announce his decision within today.

Betting markets now have very close odds between the Dodgers and the Blue Jays, so it does appear to be down to these 2 teams.

More intrigue: apparently Kikuchi and Ohtani are childhood friends.

Shit, is it really going to be Toronto ?

Update:False alarm apparently. Ohtani is at home in Southern California.

The wait continues !
 
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I like Ohtani just because I want more eyes on Japanese baseball instead of random freaks of nature from the Dominican Republic. Same reason I liked Ichiro years back. I'm pretty sure he'll end up a bust in the team after the current winner and an injury turns him into a hasbeen but it's still been a fun ride to watch a focus on baseball that isn't California and Texas high school stars or people who grew up in a mudhut in the DR.
 
I like Ohtani just because I want more eyes on Japanese baseball instead of random freaks of nature from the Dominican Republic. Same reason I liked Ichiro years back. I'm pretty sure he'll end up a bust in the team after the current winner and an injury turns him into a hasbeen but it's still been a fun ride to watch a focus on baseball that isn't California and Texas high school stars or people who grew up in a mudhut in the DR.
Is it bad when you sincerely hope your team doesn't sign away a decade's worth of revenue on an injury-prone DH? Asking for a friend.
 
It's official

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(EDIT) also worth noting this is the largest sports contract in history $700 million USD / 10 years\
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I like Ohtani just because I want more eyes on Japanese baseball instead of random freaks of nature from the Dominican Republic. Same reason I liked Ichiro years back. I'm pretty sure he'll end up a bust in the team after the current winner and an injury turns him into a hasbeen but it's still been a fun ride to watch a focus on baseball that isn't California and Texas high school stars or people who grew up in a mudhut in the DR.
As someone that kind of follows Cuban Serie Nacional baseball and the defectors, I kind of get your point. The current talent level on the island isn't all that great, and there really aren't any real pitching prospects in Cuba that blow you away (very few guys now can even throw 90 mph).
 
I think that it'll be interesting to see how much deferred money Ohtani agreed to. I'm guessing that discounting future cash flows will bring the true value of the $700 M to the $550 M range. It goes to show that he's more interested in winning than anything else.

What I'm looking forward to is teams not being able to pitch around Ohtani, which is something that he's never really had. Even in his 3 year MVP level stretch (let's be honest, his 34 homer and 15 wins at a 2.33 ERA campaign was likely his best year), with the exception of Mike Trout, who else was consistent ?

Definitely not Rendon, who should be ran out of Baseball and is one of the worst signings in sports history. Definitely not a whole bunch of other literally who tier players.

I think that we'll see the full potential of Ohtani as a Batter, regardless of whether or not he's pitching.

The other element is that they'll be able to rest him every now and then. I remember last season, where there was a stretch of 17 games in 16 days or some shit where he refused to sit because the Angels had a shot at the postseason. That's what exacerbated his injuries to begin with.

With that rest, the general injury risk will be reduced and that's another positive.

Again, even in the worst case scenario where he never pitches again and has to be a 1st Baseman or something, Ohtani's revenue generation for Baseball is likely higher than anyone in recent history. The advertising dollars that he generates is on a different stratosphere.

He's also committed to being the best Baseball player that he can be. He's not interested in anything else and that's a credit to the guy. Conditioning, training, learning, watching film...the level of dedication that he has to those activities is only rivaled by DSP's penchant for spending money on idiotic wrestling game apps.

Bottom line is that if you're going to pay $700 over 10 years to 1 guy in this sport, Shohei Ohtani is your guy.
 
A bit of the salary is getting deferred. By a bit I mean 68m per year. The penalty against the luxury tax will be only 45m/yr. Ohtani will be getting 68m a year from 2034-2043. The next CBA is gonna be something. Dear Leader Kim plz nuke LA, thx
 
Not only do I stand completely corrected, but a lot of people don’t understand as to how much salary Ohtani is giving up. Here’s the math:

At a 7% discount rate, the NPV (Net Present Value) of his 20 year cash flows is about $272 Million.

At a 5% rate, it’s about $350 Million.

Basically, even at a generous discount rate he has effectively given up more than half of his contract value.

If you factor in taxes and the commissions to his representation (which would likely be at a % of the full contract value paid in a near term time frame), then that also takes a big bite out of the figures above.


His representation will likely want 5% of the contract and so he’ll have to dip into current finances to pay them.

I suppose that it’s a good thing that Ohtani leads a relatively spartan lifestyle and isn’t out here buying jewelry, grills and all that other shit that the culturally enriched folks buy.

Makes me wish the very best for him, even if it brings the degenerate denizens of LA a lot of joy. Can’t win ‘em all I guess.

This is a more extreme version of the same deal that Tom Brady had with the Patriots, where he kept taking team friendly deals as long as the Patriots promised to spend up to the cap and get good players.

I hope that he stays healthy and wins a fuck ton of Championships, while putting up all time numbers.

Few deserve it as much as he does, if this is how far he’s willing to go.
 
Not only do I stand completely corrected
You are corrected, but in the same way the ref is corrected when he sees that the rules don't prohibit a dog from playing center.

I wonder what the Dodger's FO expressions were when they got to deferrals and the guy throws out "Pay me league minimum"
 
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