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And boy were the Clanners unhappy when they found that out in Tukayyid. That uppity telecom company has larger units than their own Stars!
Bigger units, zero compunction about combined arms use and generally being underhanded shits, and arguably better training than any other pilots extant in the Inner Sphere barring the Mary Sue heroes like Wolf, Kell, Carlyle, Allard-Liao and so on.
 
Bigger units, zero compunction about combined arms use and generally being underhanded shits, and arguably better training than any other pilots extant in the Inner Sphere barring the Mary Sue heroes like Wolf, Kell, Carlyle, Allard-Liao and so on.
That and they hauled everything out of fucking storage for Tukayyid. I'm re-running the numbers and they deployed pretty much the entire modern-day US Army, Marines, and USAF for Tukayyid in terms of troop and equipment numbers. A Level II is roughly two platoons, so a Level III turns out nicely as three companies or a full battalion, a Level IV is six Level III's, so that's an RCT of two regiments... and then a Level V is six of those RCT-sized forces. And they deployed all twelve Level V's to Tukayyid, or seventy-two Regimental Combat Teams. There wasn't a single Successor League in the Inner Sphere that could have stood up to that, and they still got chewed to bits by the Clans.
 
That and they hauled everything out of fucking storage for Tukayyid. I'm re-running the numbers and they deployed pretty much the entire modern-day US Army, Marines, and USAF for Tukayyid in terms of troop and equipment numbers. A Level II is roughly two platoons, so a Level III turns out nicely as three companies or a full battalion, a Level IV is six Level III's, so that's an RCT of two regiments... and then a Level V is six of those RCT-sized forces. And they deployed all twelve Level V's to Tukayyid, or seventy-two Regimental Combat Teams. There wasn't a single Successor League in the Inner Sphere that could have stood up to that, and they still got chewed to bits by the Clans.
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That and they hauled everything out of fucking storage for Tukayyid. I'm re-running the numbers and they deployed pretty much the entire modern-day US Army, Marines, and USAF for Tukayyid in terms of troop and equipment numbers. A Level II is roughly two platoons, so a Level III turns out nicely as three companies or a full battalion, a Level IV is six Level III's, so that's an RCT of two regiments... and then a Level V is six of those RCT-sized forces. And they deployed all twelve Level V's to Tukayyid, or seventy-two Regimental Combat Teams. There wasn't a single Successor League in the Inner Sphere that could have stood up to that, and they still got chewed to bits by the Clans.
You just know these raw numbers of pristine SLDF-era Mechs and WarShips coming out of nowhere must have raised quite some eyebrows across the Inner Sphere high brass.

Then again, I can also picture a scene where a young Successor lord muses about what ComStar might be doing with all the money they make from their various monopolies and some old and seasoned secret service dude just sorta leans in and growls quietly: "shut the fuck up, never talk about ComStar again... do you want us all getting killed, dipshit?"
 
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You just know these raw numbers of pristine SLDF-era Mechs and WarShips coming out of nowhere must have raised quite some eyebrows across the Inner Sphere high brass.

Then again, I can also picture a scene where a young Successor lord muses about what ComStar might be doing with all the money they make from their various monopolies and some old and seasoned secret service dude just sorta leans in and growls quietly: "shut the fuck up, never talk about ComStar again... do you want us all getting killed, dipshit?"
I mean at some point ComStar could have just said "Yeah we have the best damn army in the Inner Sphere, we control the industrial and technological powerhouses on Terra and we control comms whatchagonnado faggots" and the Successor Houses would have probably just sat there and sulked.
 
I am actually kinda surprised ComStar didn't manage to also put all interstellar travel under their own control somehow.
If they can't take over all JumpShips, they could have attempted to create a super convenient spacemap service that helps a lot with FTL jump navigation, meaning that every ship that is jumping is using that service sooner or later, giving ComStar the ability to fuck with logistics on a galactic scale.

And for that matter, according to some of the novels, it was Kathrine Steiner-Davion that encouraged the creation of a HPG-relay system that allowed live-broadcasting even across half the Inner Sphere. In the book, Kathrine muses how she made ComStar create that service, but I can't help but imagine that they had the capabilitites to do so already - just not available to the plebs outside of ComStar itself, of course.
 
I mean at some point ComStar could have just said "Yeah we have the best damn army in the Inner Sphere, we control the industrial and technological powerhouses on Terra and we control comms whatchagonnado faggots" and the Successor Houses would have probably just sat there and sulked.
Not really. Because doing that would be the best way to get the Successor States to agree to do something. Namely, to seize all of ComStar's holdings in their territories (those 12 Level Vs were spread pretty thinly across the Inner Sphere before being called to Tukayyid), and then play the time-honored game of "who can nuke Terra the hardest". It would be the kind of unpleasantness ComStar wasn't interested in triggering. And when someone did trigger it, we got the Jihad. Really, why make noise when they could rule from the shadows?

ETA: can't believe I forgot about Operation SCORPION. Shame on me.

Another important thing is that while ComStar's troops may have been well-trained, many of them lacked actual battlefield experience (gee, I wonder why) and during Tukayyid in particular they had to throw a lot of regular and even green units at the Clans so they could reserve their veteran and elite units for more crucial objectives. That's why the Clans gave them such a mauling. Sure, ComStar had the best 'Mechs the Inner Sphere could offer and they had the numerical advantage due to Clanners bidding their own numbers away, but they were going up against better pilots in better machines.
 
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I mean at some point ComStar could have just said "Yeah we have the best damn army in the Inner Sphere, we control the industrial and technological powerhouses on Terra and we control comms whatchagonnado faggots" and the Successor Houses would have probably just sat there and sulked.
That didn't quite work out as planned.
 
That and they hauled everything out of fucking storage for Tukayyid. I'm re-running the numbers and they deployed pretty much the entire modern-day US Army, Marines, and USAF for Tukayyid in terms of troop and equipment numbers. A Level II is roughly two platoons, so a Level III turns out nicely as three companies or a full battalion, a Level IV is six Level III's, so that's an RCT of two regiments... and then a Level V is six of those RCT-sized forces. And they deployed all twelve Level V's to Tukayyid, or seventy-two Regimental Combat Teams. There wasn't a single Successor League in the Inner Sphere that could have stood up to that, and they still got chewed to bits by the Clans.
If you can ever pull it off (You'll probably end up using cardboard pieces) get together enough players to do the Battle of Tukayyid it's a fucking blast. Make sure the refs are up on the data, make sure that everyone adheres to refit and rearming rules.

It'll take about a month to play through, but holy shit, is it fun.
 
Another bit of tukkyid fun is that while Comstar was deploying a lot of SLDF era gear, they also had a lot of standard succession wars tech level stuff in there too. They also bought or refit old machines with IS stuff and I’m pretty sure they managed to acquire some clanner salvage for a few machines. Especially after Nova Cat and Diamond shark got thwacked
 
Another bit of tukkyid fun is that while Comstar was deploying a lot of SLDF era gear, they also had a lot of standard succession wars tech level stuff in there too. They also bought or refit old machines with IS stuff and I’m pretty sure they managed to acquire some clanner salvage for a few machines. Especially after Nova Cat and Diamond shark got thwacked
Focht really didn't have anywhere near the time he wanted to get things assembled. Hence all of the Clanbuster designs that were field-expedient refits. But that's war for you. If only Waterly hadn't been insane and had instead decided to devote ComStar's resources to fighting with the Inner Sphere, she'd have likely been able to capitalize on all that good will to reform the Star League around ComStar.
 
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The funniest part was that you'd think Comstar would've stepped a little more carefully after they slapped the Federated Suns with an interdiction during the Fourth Succession War (on extremely bullshit grounds), only to find it... didn't work all that well because (a) all the orders had been sent out, and (b) the Federated Suns was using the black-box FTL transmitters. Yeah, you can't send Immortal Warrior holovids on those, but you CAN send perfectly good troop orders and intel assessments.

Then again, House Kurita (specifically under Teddy K's leadership) had snagged a couple of those and reverse-engineered them during the 3039 festivities, and I bet you hard cash he didn't tell Comstar shit about it. People talk about Hanse Davion being sneaky, but ol' Theodore Kurita was no slouch either (he inserted a fucking Kurita agent into the First Circuit, fuck me).
 
The funniest part was that you'd think Comstar would've stepped a little more carefully after they slapped the Federated Suns with an interdiction during the Fourth Succession War (on extremely bullshit grounds), only to find it... didn't work all that well because (a) all the orders had been sent out, and (b) the Federated Suns was using the black-box FTL transmitters. Yeah, you can't send Immortal Warrior holovids on those, but you CAN send perfectly good troop orders and intel assessments.
You'd think that. But that would not account for the fact that Myndo Waterly was fucking bonkers. Freddy S. Anastasius Focht giving her a .45 caliber brain aneurysm was one of the wisest choices in the man's career.

Why .45 caliber? Because even if you aren't carrying the name, when you're a Steiner you go big or go home. Bonus points for being old-fashioned about it.

Then again, House Kurita (specifically under Teddy K's leadership) had snagged a couple of those and reverse-engineered them during the 3039 festivities, and I bet you hard cash he didn't tell Comstar shit about it. People talk about Hanse Davion being sneaky, but ol' Theodore Kurita was no slouch either (he inserted a fucking Kurita agent into the First Circuit, fuck me).
Theodore Kurita was damn good at what he did. That man elevated the Draconis Combine from "memetic weebs" to an actual competent threat. He wasn't perfect by any means, but he was well above average for a Coordinator. Sadly, we can't have the Dracs being competent since it makes the Davions look bad so Horiho wasn't allowed to keep up the good work.
 
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Why .45 caliber? Because even if you aren't carrying the name, when you're a Steiner you go big or go home. Bonus points for being old-fashioned about it.
Na. It was a needle pistol, not anything big and awesome like that. But when you've got the balls to personally tell the entire First Circuit of ComStar that the Primus died of said externally induced aneurysm, the only gun big enough to match that would be a NAC/40.

And considering Hohiro's rival was VSD, the single biggest fuck-up the Davions ever spawned (I blame those damned Steiner genes), even mere competence is good enough.
 
Na. It was a needle pistol, not anything big and awesome like that. But when you've got the balls to personally tell the entire First Circuit of ComStar that the Primus died of said externally induced aneurysm, the only gun big enough to match that would be a NAC/40.
It was a .45 in our hearts.

Not that I would be against introducing Waterly to the business end of a NAC/40. Hell, do that to the First Circuit, too. Spare us all the trouble.

And considering Hohiro's rival was VSD, the single biggest fuck-up the Davions ever spawned (I blame those damned Steiner genes), even mere competence is good enough.
That's fair. It's a bit like damning with faint praise, but I'll give the guy some credit. He managed to keep the Combine together and remained coordinator for 30+ years. So he wasn't all bad, he just didn't measure up to his father.
 
It was a .45 in our hearts.

Not that I would be against introducing Waterly to the business end of a NAC/40. Hell, do that to the First Circuit, too. Spare us all the trouble.


That's fair. It's a bit like damning with faint praise, but I'll give the guy some credit. He managed to keep the Combine together and remained coordinator for 30+ years. So he wasn't all bad, he just didn't measure up to his father.
Agreed on ComStar, and ol' Teddy Kurita is one of those once-in-a-thousand-years type of guys. I mean, he single-handledly tardwrangled the entire Combine military into the 31st century, and against his old man's objections and efforts. The chances of his heir being able to measure up to his accomplishments is pretty minimal given the Augean tasks Theodore had to deal with. Having an able son and heir to keep things moving forward without imploding is pretty much all he could really ask for given what he accomplished... and that's the one thing Hanse Davion couldn't do in life. We all know who's getting the last laugh in heaven, and it isn't a Davion for once.

EDIT: Not like Hohiro lacked his own deeds, given he was in charge at Wolcott, scored second to Kai Allard-Liao in the Dragoon Trial on Outreach, distinguished himself at Luthien, kicked ass in Bulldog and the Great Refusal, and managed to keep things intact during the Jihad after his old man stroked out and died.
 
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