- Joined
- Dec 16, 2019
Peak Star Colonel Malthus right there.
- By the end of that match, the only 'Mechs left standing were a Wolf Stormcrow with half its weapons and a side torso blown out, and a mostly undamaged Jade Falcon Fire Moth with a damaged hip. The Falcon player started gloating about how he could circlestrafe the Stormcrow all day, and then his pilot failed a roll, faceplanted right in front of the Stormcrow, failed the consciousness roll, and got promptly blown away. Wolves win by Kerensky's plot armor, more on that later.
No, my bad, that is Peak Star Colonel Malthus right there.Anyway, no joke: the most fun way to play Clan, by far, is to go full ham on the roleplay. I thought the "YOU DARE REFUSE MY BATCHALL?!" joke would have outstayed its welcome by the end of the session, but we were still laughing like a bunch of morons whenever it dropped even after the post-game pizza arrived.
Honestly if we ever get a Clan expansion to MW5 (fuckers teased us with the ending of the campaign), I hope to God we hear that line. Just once though. Maybe twice, if Commander Mason gets to declare a batchall of his own against the Falcons. Nothing quite like a full lance of salvaged Dire Wolves to put the fear of Kerensky into Clanners.
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