#BecauseofAmber - How has Amber inspired you?

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#becauseofamber I always apologize for the lighting
#becauseofamber I stitched up my hymen and vowed to only do clit stuff
#becauseofamber I chop vegetables on a vinyl kitchen counter with no cutting board
#becauseofamber I will reach 600lbs, get vag cancer because of the mass amount of estrogen being excreted by my fat, then blame it on not going to the gyno regularly as opposed to being a behemoth
 
#becauseofAmber I get upset when I see other people eating unhealthy foods because they aren't experts in nutrition like I am.
 
I understand now that my water brash heartburn will be cured with ph 8 balanced water #becauseofAmber
 
#becauseofamber I put Tapatio on all my food for that gourmet touch. And eat ice cream with milk! Haute cuisine!
 
#BecauseofAmber I've learned that an army of Ambabies make excellent cannon fodder
 
I will never follow a doctor's diet unless their passion for broccoli matches mine #becauseofAmber
 
#becauseofamber I only go on vacation to eat at the Cheesecake Factory and buy Torrid clothes
 
#becauseofamber i learned that i can willingly choose to put my whole life online, do the dumbest shit over and over and then assume my right to teach the entire internet how they are supposed to react to it, and when they don't i can be as cunty as all hell about it
 
#becauseofamber i learned that i can willingly choose to put my whole life online, do the dumbest shit over and over and then assume my right to teach the entire internet how they are supposed to react to it, and when they don't i can be as cunty as all hell about it

#BecauseofAmber I've learned the rules for thee, but not for me.
 
#becauseofamber I learned to say “other YouTubers do it” whenever I get called out
 
I've learned to double my available clothing looks by sometimes wearing my dress/shirts backwards for that certain "je ne said quoi" #becauseofamber
 
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