#BecauseofAmber - How has Amber inspired you?

[Mariposa Electrique]

#BecauseofAmber, I've learned that clothing can go up to the size of "circus tent".

 

[Owlflaps]

#BecauseofAmber I too can weigh as much as an industrial fridge and live my best life.

 

[DMT Blastoid]

#becauseofamber I know it's okay to have my partner wipe me.

 

[Amber’s period hole]

#BecauseofAmber every now and then I check that my freezer full of groceries I just bought is plugged into the outlet

 

[krazy orange cat]

I have abandoned the English language and just make up my words #becauseofAmber

 

[carbcrab]

#becauseofAmber I made an appointment to be penetrated by a gyno so my womb won't spoil

 

[ThoughtsAndPrayers]

#becauseofAmber
-I eat foods I'm allergic to because I learned that if you keep on eating the food, you'll see that you're not in fact allergic to the food itself, it has more to do with the way is prepared. You just need to figured out what works for you.

#becauseofAmber
- I learned how to mealprep water by filling bottles with water and putting them on the fridge so when I want a water I can just get one.
Later Amber made even easier by showing me that bottled water is already prepped so is easier just to buy a bunch of those.

 

[Table Country]

#becauseofamber
I now know what degenerate fetishes lie in the twisted mind of Joshua Conner Moon.

 

[Goalweight170]

#becauseofamber I am now more stupid than I ever thought possible.

When a woman goes to the Gynecologist for a Pap Smear, they take a sample from the Cervix not the Uterus. We do not have a womb and a Uterus. We have a Uterus that becomes a Womb only when we are with child. This fucking idiot. For anyone who gives a flying fuck!

 

[Krobus]

I've given all my money to MLM schemes that I quit the next day #becauseofamber

 

[Snusmumriken]

#becauseofamber null is on suicide watch until her cancer is either disproven or in remission

 

[LeanHaydur]

#becauseofamber I realized that there are also "totally normal fat persons" out there.

 

[Xenomorph]

#becauseofamber

My urine looks like creamy chicken noodle soup
I count mental gymnastics as exercise
I can interchange the definition of rape
Gaining weight is fine so long as I know how to angle the camera
Wet wipes count as a shower
So long as I film chest up nobody knows how fat I am

 

[Arcadia]

#becauseofamber
i only date dumpy women who can double as a caretaker
i eat 20 piece chicken nuggets while dieting because i know what works for me
i let bugs live in my hair

 

[dimple]

#becauseofamber I only let the thumb from spykids eat out my rotting pussy, and never peg me; I like to stay a vergeen.

 

[Punkinsplice]

#becauseofamber
I wear my church lady dresses backwards to make them even less sexy.

 

[RETROFUTURE]

#becauseofamber i now ask for permission before reaching for the cocoa puffs

 

[I liek fr0gs]

I discovered the Farms #BecauseofAmber Best thing ever imo.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I MUST LIFT THE HEAVY BAR FASTER AND LONGER! NOW!

 

[Hapless Mailman]

#BecauseOfAmber, everyone in my entire city now appears relatively thinner.