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Judge Holden said:
After finally breaking our security codes, Chris led an entire legion of Manchild type Bronies and Loveshy insurgents to our door, using the chaos caused by interboard dramaz to disguise his presence. When he finally struck, he wiped out the admins within seconds. We lost contact with the mods in the hours after that, and by then it was too late to run or call for backup. Soon we were almost entirely overrun and most of the survivors were forced to barricade ourselves within the "What If" section to avoid death by greasy buggery at the hoof covered MANOS of our attackers, and the rest having fled into the void of the internet to found a new board. We received no more word of them after that and can only conclude they were devoured as they fled.

Within hours we were forced to resort to cannibalism to survive, and by the end of the first day the last hundred board members had been wittled down to 3 in an orgy of carnage and barbequed spergs. Bungholio was the last to be devoured after he volunteered himself to escape the nightmares of what he had been forced to do to escape the monsters sniffing just outside our subforum. In the end, only myself, a sock of Jcrowley Pardew, Catparty, Null, Saney, Holdek and Saito remained alive while the howls of hateful manchildren searching for our refuge filled our ears and drove us ever more insane with every passing hour.

Somehow we recieved word that Compy had survived the Mod purge and had repaired the time machine to send us back to the original board setting, and we were able to slip away after rubbing ourselves with Chris's feces encrusted underwear to blend in, and using Jcrowley as bait, but then we were discovered by Fschmit, and I was seperated from the rest of the survivors as they fled into the time machine. After weeks of soul crushing, spine crumbling, sphincter shattering sodomy from Chris and his soldiers, I finally was able to crawl away into the time machine as they lay slumbering contentfully, and finally escaped back to the board as it once was.
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But that implies that Chris would have to talk to JERKS, or that people like him
 
Wow talk about change

I only just today decided to check out what's been going on here, considering I haven't made a post here since the aftermath of old Chrissy's trial (nearly a whole YEAR), I had been checking Sonichu.com infrequently during the time after, but after reading what has happened here in recent times I'm glad I haven't been around, there is just some e-drama you don't want to be involved with :?

Anyways, Judging by My completely original username some of the veterans of Forumer may remember Me as TastyWoodenBadge.

Oh about My avatar I have become a Thrones fan in the time I've been away.
 
TastyWB 2.0 said:
I had been checking Sonichu.com infrequently during the time after, but after reading what has happened here in recent times I'm glad I haven't been around, there is just some e-drama you don't want to be involved with :?
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Lucky is what you are. That war, ain't seen nothin' like it since 'Nam.

It was a day like any other... we were all shit posting in General and hitting our F5 keys when a new thread appeared. Immediately the war began. Chit rushed in to defend his honour, but Mew teleported to the frontlines and cast Hidden Power. It was super effective, and Chit nearly fainted. But Trombonista came up from behind and used softboiled on him, giving an HP boost of 37 points. Chit began spamming Blueberry with Crusader Strike when the mods stepped in and threw the banhammer. But the war wasn't over, it had only just begun. Champ laid down a sentry gun to hold the territory while the mods Heavy + Medic'd their way through the thread, gibbing A-Logs and ban evaders alike. Then Osfos undisguised and sapped Champ's sentry and Mew used Confusion. Suddenly, the entire forum began hurting itself in its confusion.

It went on and on, but when the battle finally came to an end, we lost a lot of good men. Those of us that survived have been changed by our scars. Brook almost lost a leg taking a bullet for Compy, and Anathame is MIA, though some say he's still around, crazily pacing the earth like a hollow shell of his former self. As for me, well, I've learnt that socialising online is a bust and that in-person communications are the tops.
 
Fibonacci said:
TastyWB 2.0 said:
I had been checking Sonichu.com infrequently during the time after, but after reading what has happened here in recent times I'm glad I haven't been around, there is just some e-drama you don't want to be involved with :?
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Lucky is what you are. That war, ain't seen nothin' like it since 'Nam.

It was a day like any other... we were all shit posting in General and hitting our F5 keys when a new thread appeared. Immediately the war began. Chit rushed in to defend his honour, but Mew teleported to the frontlines and cast Hidden Power. It was super effective, and Chit nearly fainted. But Trombonista came up from behind and used softboiled on him, giving an HP boost of 37 points. Chit began spamming Blueberry with Crusader Strike when the mods stepped in and threw the banhammer. But the war wasn't over, it had only just begun. Champ laid down a sentry gun to hold the territory while the mods Heavy + Medic'd their way through the thread, gibbing A-Logs and ban evaders alike. Then Osfos undisguised and sapped Champ's sentry and Mew used Confusion. Suddenly, the entire forum began hurting itself in its confusion.

It went on and on, but when the battle finally came to an end, we lost a lot of good men. Those of us that survived have been changed by our scars. Brook almost lost a leg taking a bullet for Compy, and Anathame is MIA, though some say he's still around, crazily pacing the earth like a hollow shell of his former self. As for me, well, I've learnt that socialising online is a bust and that in-person communications are the tops.
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^^^

Fibonacci said:
Brook almost lost a leg taking a bullet for Compy
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:heart-full:
 
Fibonacci said:
As for me, well, I've learnt that socialising online is a bust and that in-person communications are the tops.
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Me too, that's why I rarely check My Facebook anymore, I'm glad to see that a lot of you guys survived and the forum is back to it's close-knit ways.
 
Fibonacci said:
TastyWB 2.0 said:
I had been checking Sonichu.com infrequently during the time after, but after reading what has happened here in recent times I'm glad I haven't been around, there is just some e-drama you don't want to be involved with :?
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Lucky is what you are. That war, ain't seen nothin' like it since 'Nam.

It was a day like any other... we were all shit posting in General and hitting our F5 keys when a new thread appeared. Immediately the war began. Chit rushed in to defend his honour, but Mew teleported to the frontlines and cast Hidden Power. It was super effective, and Chit nearly fainted. But Trombonista came up from behind and used softboiled on him, giving an HP boost of 37 points. Chit began spamming Blueberry with Crusader Strike when the mods stepped in and threw the banhammer. But the war wasn't over, it had only just begun. Champ laid down a sentry gun to hold the territory while the mods Heavy + Medic'd their way through the thread, gibbing A-Logs and ban evaders alike. Then Osfos undisguised and sapped Champ's sentry and Mew used Confusion. Suddenly, the entire forum began hurting itself in its confusion.

It went on and on, but when the battle finally came to an end, we lost a lot of good men. Those of us that survived have been changed by our scars. Brook almost lost a leg taking a bullet for Compy, and Anathame is MIA, though some say he's still around, crazily pacing the earth like a hollow shell of his former self. As for me, well, I've learnt that socialising online is a bust and that in-person communications are the tops.
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Then came the epic civil war of dem spergs on the morality of Chris Chan's suffering. It began with a whimper as some 'tistic ween kid demanded valiant Marvin and brave Alec to release Lord Unclean Chris' sorrows recorded on tape. Then came upon two sides of the debate. One pined for its odious release as the others have courageously decided to form a moral blockade of its freedom. Aristocrat, the Furry Ween King, has led his side of ween spergs for the tape. He believed he would win with the power of his douchebaggery... Or so he believed as the Gods of the Forum including, Brooklynbailiff and others would cut down his internet!

And so the battle has won and the losers exiled into the dark crevices of lolcowdom as we uncover their horrendous past. Yet, so much has been lost. Especially an epic ween kid that had pathetically cried out for the tape with his last gasp of life. He shall not be missed.


Yeah... I think I'm trying too hard.
 
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