Best of This is How You Don't Play's - What is the best TIHYDPs?

[BrunoMattei]

I've always liked Dave Davidson's DON'T Play montages.

 

[Juicero]

Dragon Age Origins, wherein the first thing Phil does is sell his equipment and then gets mad at the game when he suddenly has no weapons.

 

[BatChatillon]

ChaffXGrenade's Ratchet and Clank TIHYDP, followed by the Secret Life of DSP's TIHYDP Tekken 7 for technical merit. That moment when detractors create and edit videos in a fashion Phil would never understand or learn.

 

[Xenomorph]

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

Nothing to do with anything, but I love that the "play" button is in the perfect position to censor his character's... unmentionables.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I thought this one was pretty good:

 

[Tear Grants]

4 hours of Phil pushing blocks randomly, messing up simple puzzles, complaining about controls and claiming he didn't do stuff. It shows how stupid and blind he really is.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Three words - Cliffs of Madness.(54:47)

 

[Tackleberry]

This one is my favorite, mostly because of Metokur's commentary throughout.

 

[BIgBadWolf]

Knock yourselves out

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I always thought his playthrough of that PS1 Spider-Man game was great. As it was pointed out throughout the video, the boss battles in this game are actually pretty simple and some of the easiest ones in existence.

But of course Phil turns it into a chore.

 

[AmericFront]

Is there a TIHYDP of his playthrough of Assassins Creed Origins?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Evil Within was mentioned before, but without specific video.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

The TIHYDP of Pokemon Moon is mindblowing because of how bad he is at a game intended for children. He knows nothing about type match-ups, fights trainers with just-caught, injured, under-leveled Pokemon and complains when they faint, bitches about random battles in tall grass, uses overpowered Z-moves when trying to catch wild Pokemon, uses three water-types and two flying-types (allowing a good electric-type to cut through his team like a hot knife through butter), and of course makes sex jokes about Lillie (a character who's maybe fourteen at most). It's like a train wreck--I don't want to stare, but I can't look away.

 

[nyess]

Why anyone would want to watch over an hour of some fat retard being awful at games and making excuses about things he knows nothing about is beyond me. Maybe people have greater threshold than I imagine, but it's about as entertaining as watching children scream their dumb little heads off about inconsequential nonsense.

A condensed version of phil playing games:

WOW DOOD

ITS NOT MY FAULT, IM JUST (insert excuse here)

IM PRESSING BUTTONS

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAAAAAAT

THIS GAME IS FUCKING STUUUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIIIIID

STUPID GAME DEVELOPERS

OH CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

the best example of dsp when he plays games is this clip

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Why anyone would want to watch over an hour of some fat exceptional individual being awful at games and making excuses about things he knows nothing about is beyond me.

Because he is brilliant in his ignorance. He can fail in a way that you can't even imagine.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Outsidyers Sunshine TIHYDP is pretty good so far, really highlights his deficiencies at learning and understanding a game and instead brute forcing literally everthing.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The 20 minutes of ufc 3 online is the best tihydp. Short enough it doesnt even require commentary or editing, perfectly shows off Phil's inability to learn/adjust, and showcases his pure salt nicely when he throws the whole tantrum.

Hopefully someone can make a version that includes the chat scroll shitting on him, but he deleted it off twitch so fast I doubt we ever will.

 

[BrunoMattei]