Big Al's Epitaph

[dingobaby]

 

[glutton4aslutton]

Rain and petals eavesdrop
Mukbangs cause crotch rot

 

[Clown Baby]

 

[Fascist Ferret]

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Amberlynn Reid
"I never nap"

 

[FunkyFupa]

I know what works for me
Boo Boo

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Here lies Amberlynn Reid, her hole was dainty

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

her snapchat rant really stuck with me and i think her wise words should memorialize her forever

 

[Dick Pooman]

I think we're getting ahead of ourselves. We can't put her in the ground until we get a team of the greatest woodworkers from across the land to build a grand piano sized coffin, and that will take time.

 

[Owlflaps]

Amberlynn Reid 1990-202X

"And nothing of value was lost."

 

[Prisencolinensinainciusol]

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Here Lies Amber Reid
"Hey guys"
"Mental things are scary y'all"

 

[Dosey]

 

[Thumb Butler]

 

[Pineapple Fox]

 

[Mad Asshatter]

"She loved food more then life."

 

[marjoram]

"SKINNY PEOPLE DIE TOO!!!1!!"

 

[Daisy]

 

[The Last Stand]

"At least I'll lose weight gorls!"
"She died doing what she loved: eating."

 

[Sodium-King-90]

OTHER YOUTUBERS DIE TOO!!!

Or, taking inspiration from the great Homer Simpson:
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING!"