Big Al's Epitaph

[SituationTypeThing]

"My doctor told me I was going to die if I didn't lose weight. He lidurllly wished death on me. Boolie"

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Here lies Ya gorl Hamber
"Even the worms won't touch this pig"
1990 - 560lbs

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

It was many and many a year ago
In the kingdom of Kentucky,
That a gorl filmed her mukbang videos
By the name of Amberlynn Reid;
And this dainty gorl lived with no other thought
Than to feed and to vlog and to feed.

I was a thumb and she was a lardass,
In this kingdom of Kentucky,
Consumed shrimp like crack and she bought me snapbacks-
I and my Amberlynn Reid-
With YouTube bucks that a sped sloth called Dustin
Coveted her and me.

-Edgar Allan Poe

 

[FunkyFupa]

It was many and many a year ago
In the kingdom of Kentucky,
That a gorl filmed her mukbang videos
By the name of Amberlynn Reid;
And this dainty gorl lived with no other thought
Than to feed and to vlog and to feed.

I was a thumb and she was a lardass,
In this kingdom of Kentucky,
Consumed shrimp like crack and she bought me snapbacks-
I and my Amberlynn Reid-
With YouTube bucks that a sped sloth called Dustin
Coveted her and me.

-Edgar Allan Poe

Waddle the fupa nevermore

 

[Goalweight170]

Are you excited?
1990-2020

 

[Xenomorph]

A lot of stuff is going on..

 

[Goon]

Here lies Amberlynn Reid...
And here and here and here and here and here and here↩ and here↪ and here and here and here
Dust mookbongin now, lezbe real

 

[Smoovy Jay]

She died a virgin

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She died a virgin

"kor-ee-o-GRAPH-er" <- WriterLynn's way with words.

 

[glutton4aslutton]

 

[Masta]

‘I Knew What Worked For Me!’

 

[canadiancxnt]

 

[Angel Dust]

"I didn't even like pizza that much!"

 

[BerriesArnold]

 

[PiggyPie]

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

I would've made a "lol fat" joke, but decided to go for a cheap King Crimson reference instead

 

[Soda Sink]

 

[SituationTypeThing]

AMBERLYNN REID
LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK IN THE NIGHTLIFE
I BROKE DOWN, NOW I'M LEFT HERE
I WAS NUMB TO REASON​

 

[Tiny Clanger]

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

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you forgot the diarrhea and clotblast sound effects, gorl!