Biggest bullshit in a video game

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I really don't understand people's issues with blacks in Hogwarts Legacy. Hogwarts is THE school. Like every famous UK university merged into one. And that wouldn't attract a single great mind out of Africa, which apparently has entire wizzie schools, for one class? I had a italian-born, russian-taught, finnish university professor, now living in my own country, but that's reasonable against "uhh blackie was smart and moved here"?

 

[NerdShamer]

I really don't understand people's issues with blacks in Hogwarts Legacy. Hogwarts is THE school. Like every famous UK university merged into one. And that wouldn't attract a single great mind out of Africa, which apparently has entire wizzie schools, for one class? I had a italian-born, russian-taught, finnish university professor, now living in my own country, but that's reasonable against "uhh blackie was smart and moved here"?

Kind of depends on how obnoxious the darkies are, tbh.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY

1) Game has interesting "best ending"; sucks because the game is unwinnable for anybody but insane no-life autists

2) Game has trivial "best ending"; sucks because it's not worth the effort to unlock

3) Game has no "best ending"; sucks because there's no incentive to replay and try to do better

I'd rather my games just have the ending depend on what you do in the last act of the game so it's easier to go through and play it again for the endings from that save point.

It also should be intuitive on what to do at that point. Cave Story left a real bitter taste in my mouth because of what specific things you had to do to get the golden ending—go back to Curly and carry her out (provided you didn't miss the rope), but if you try to talk to the fallen Booster he'll die and goodbye golden ending.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

A character being forced into your party for a main quest and having a boss fight with that character. I’ve literally let characters die and play with a handicap instead. Player choice and all that, but I just don’t like certain characters.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

So I finished Zero Time Dilemma. But whether you choose to shift or not after the final decision game, aren't we all conveniently forgetting something?

Spoiler: Big ass spoilers

Mira is a serial killer! She killed Eric's mom. She started a chain of events that led to Akane becoming an orphan, the real Sean dying and everything that happened during the Decision Game. Delta reveals this information yet it doesn't seem to phase anyone all that much. In the ending where Eric and Mira escape Mira kills Eric after three days pass. She says she has no emotions and doesn't understand facial expressions. She only feels things when she kills people. If you choose not to shift to the timeline after the coin toss she doesn't seem to care that the bomb shelter is about to self destruct and take her and everyone with it.

Don't get me wrong. Eric is a total psychopath too. And extremely emotionally unstable. But it's hard to blame him for dumping his brother's body in the lake after he was killed by their dad since he was just an abused kid. Eric needs serious professional help. Mira is totally unsalvageable. And she'll probably kill again. I would have understood if Delta had mind hacked Mira into a serial killer. But he didn't. She did it all herself. And she started as a child. Talk about a bad seed.

Either Eric doesn't believe it at all or he actually thinks he can fix her when he's severely damaged goods himself.

Sorry but everyone is better off in a future where Mira is dead and there should have been a decision not to include her in the shift to the coin toss history. Probably the only reason she'd even want to save humanity is so she'd have more hearts to rip out.

Just

I think you might have missed something.
After the credits, go back to the game and check the files section

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I really don't understand people's issues with blacks in Hogwarts Legacy. Hogwarts is THE school. Like every famous UK university merged into one. And that wouldn't attract a single great mind out of Africa, which apparently has entire wizzie schools, for one class? I had a italian-born, russian-taught, finnish university professor, now living in my own country, but that's reasonable against "uhh blackie was smart and moved here"?

Half the characters and teachers are black and even those talk on how their own schools were superior. So even the "Hogwarts is the best school in the world" is just cope.

And the villains are still the most white motherfuckers in existence

 

[Spud]

I really don't understand people's issues with blacks in Hogwarts Legacy.

I mean other than the disturbing implication that when Dumbledore became headmaster he enacted extreme ethnic cleansing and turned Hogwarts into a Whites only school until either the ministry of magic came in and told him to stop or he just felt like stopping. Other than that it makes sense that minorities from all over the globe would want access to Hogwarts, as due to being created by Whites it's teaching of magic is far superior to everything else out there.

 

[The Last Stand]

That The Simpsons: Hit & Run has never been rereleased yet. Who owns Radical Entertainment and Vivendi Universal now? Xbox because of the Activision acquisition. Who has the gaming rights to The Simpsons? EA. Who oversees The Simpsons merchandise? Disney.

Disney and EA had a spat about Star Wars Battlefront II. It's not like it's impossible.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Kind of depends on how obnoxious the darkies are, tbh.

That reminds me of a joke.
Why was the black wizard school banned from playing Quidditch?
Because they would beat the fuck out of the Snitch.

 

[NerdShamer]

That The Simpsons: Hit & Run has never been rereleased yet.

Someone actually made their own remaster of it as an proof of concept

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Every minigame in ff7 rebirth.

 

[pot of sneed]

I really don't understand people's issues with blacks in Hogwarts Legacy.

wtfNeedSignUp explained a lot of it but additionally for me, blacks have a ridiculously high presence in Harry Potter lore. For example, Saint Mungos. How the fuck does a country... continent even, where the type of magic that exists originates from needs a nigger from Africa to establish a fucking hospital? The black school in Africa is also over the top in how almost all the students are natural Animagi and put Europeans to shame by turning into lions, elephants and shit while Animagi were rare in Europe. You know, the branch of magic that relies on regular storms if you want to become an Animagi successfully.

 

[NerdShamer]

The black school in Africa is also over the top in how almost all the students are natural Animagi and put Europeans to shame by turning into lions, elephants and shit while Animagi were rare in Europe.

My money is that it's from an ancestor fucking an animal it got imprinted into their genes.

 

[Dysnomia]

I think you might have missed something.
After the credits, go back to the game and check the files section

The achievement says I got everything so I never thought to look. Thanks. There's lots of new stuff there.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Super Mario Sunshine

Of those big 3D Mario vidya, the only 2 I never finished are SMG2 and SMS.

The former because too hard, and the latter because: what and where to go?

(oh yeah and also IIRC never finished SM64 either because of final battle)

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The silent hill remake is absolutely awesome, i love it but 12 hours into the game and just before the final section i got a game breaking bug that has no fix yet. (There's a giant knife you have to pick up to cut through a wall but an error makes it impossible to interact with leaving me stuck forever)

I had to resort to reddit and luckily someone had shared a save file otherwise i'd loose my entire playthrough.

Godammit game devs, finish your fucking games.

 

[Brain Power]

The silent hill remake is absolutely awesome, i love it but 12 hours into the game and just before the final section i got a game breaking bug that has no fix yet. (There's a giant knife you have to pick up to cut through a wall but an error makes it impossible to interact with leaving me stuck forever)

I had to resort to reddit and luckily someone had shared a save file otherwise i'd loose my entire playthrough.

Godammit game devs, finish your fucking games.

If it breaks and gets unbeatable then it's not absolutely awesome.

 

[LifeAlert]

That The Simpsons: Hit & Run has never been rereleased yet. Who owns Radical Entertainment and Vivendi Universal now? Xbox because of the Activision acquisition. Who has the gaming rights to The Simpsons? EA. Who oversees The Simpsons merchandise? Disney.

Disney and EA had a spat about Star Wars Battlefront II. It's not like it's impossible.

nigga you have a million different ways to play Hit & Run at this point. You have:
-an easily moddable PC version
-a sourceport
-a Switch port
-an easily emulatable gamecube version that can run on a toaster

Don't be a cuck by paying Disney and EA to anally rape you and then whip out the forced arbitration clause you will have agreed to so that you can play a jeeted, spyware-infected version of a game you can play for free

 

[Nick Gars]

FF9 expecting me to get to a certain point in 12 hours to get Excalibur.

Really great game though. I'll just have to force myself to "speedrun" some day.

In the re-releases, you can turn on 2x Speed and "Always hit 9999", which are built into the re-releases, and piss right all over this one. The 2x speed doesn't effect timers, so its very easy to get Excalibur 2 in under 6 hours. I can confirm it still pops the achievement.

Phantom Dust: getting hit by an attack that removes a skill or an aura particle. It's still a fun game and I can understand why it's there but it's both fun and annoying.

Thats why I always carried an "Eraser Barrier" to give those particular assholes a taste of their shit. The worst ones were the dickheads who's entire arsenal was Purples with a singular Psycho Knife. They always pulled that shit out when your arsenal had no counter and just papercut you to death once you literally can't do anything.

My favorite arsenal was Level Amp, Level Berserk, Heat, Graceful Woods, Speed Up, Rapid Cannon. Almost endless 5 damage rapid cannons, breaking shields and laughing through your invul frames. Another version swaps Rapid for Psycho Knife, both versions are pure rage inducing.

Also Reincarnation. Expensive skill to use, but jump character can only stop it using the enviorment, shields or lag. Head on, jumpers 100% cannot avoid it, so its a great tool for fucking them hard if they don't have any erase counters.


Thread Tax: Pretty much every single content update to Ultima Online. The game is 27 years old, and losing players daily, but keep making sure every new bit of content is so overpowered that only the 20+ year vets with their faggot ass clique guilds or mother fuckers running 6+ bot trains can do them comfortably. Or throw in an add-on event that requires a maxed out skill no ones uses (because its a fucking useless skill), that takes a month to train up if you aren't scripting or paying the stupid prices these 20 year vet boomer fucks want for the stat boost scrolls.

Oh, did I mention the current dev team is completely fucking useless, does nothing about bots, and their coder can't even code? The last boss event was literally just a reskin of the Christmas boss thats been around for like 10 years, because "programming is hard". This was supposed to be "new content". The one before that? Same Halloween event thats been running the past 5+ years, but ooh wow, this time they changed the drops from a nifty bone container to a useless decorative item. But it comes in 9 colors, be happy! Coding is hard guys!

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

every new bit of content is so overpowered that only the 20+ year vets with their faggot ass clique guilds or mother fuckers running 6+ bot trains can do them

Yea these are the people that put thousands of $$$ into the game.