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Conversely a boss fight that's such a major difficulty spike that it makes you think you're meant to lose so you don't really try, but instead of a story-progressing moment you get a game over screen and have to sit through a bunch of cutscenes again. That Seymour Flux boss battle on Mt. Gagazet in Final Fantasy 10 can bite my shiny metal ass.
Conversely a boss fight that you win... only for the cutscene to show you losing (one of the Xenoblade games is REALLY guilty of this, IIRC)
Like, what was the point of making me put in all that effort if I'm eventually going to lose?
 
I always hated it in a video game when you're fighting a boss and you spend all of your items, health and magic trying to defeat him, and it's only at the end of the fight when the boss beats you that you realize that you were never meant to beat him in the first place. It was pretty much a scripted fight that was supposed to lead to a cutscene where you're lying at the boss' mercy. Well THANKS. Wish I'd a known that it was a fake fight before I spent a half hour of my life trying to beat the guy. Some games are good at telegraphing a Hopeless Boss Fight, but there were plenty of early ones that didn't bother to do that.

The first time I played Chrono Trigger, I hit a brick wall on the Golem, and because I was in the habit of just hitting reset when I died, I didn't realize that I was supposed to lose until I'd already wasted almost an hour trying to kill the guy properly.

Also, speaking of Chrono Trigger, the Golem Twins can get fucked. I've never been able to win that fight without cheesing their AI.
 
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Speaking of bossfights, I'm showing my age a bit here but the original Shinobi on the Sega Master System.

It's a viciously difficult game, especially towards the end, and you have limited lives, and the final boss is a really nasty piece of work. He's faster than you, has more hitpoints than you, he can fly, teleport, clone himself and throw up forcefields, none of which you can do. Worse, in Shinobi you lose all your power-ups when you die (and you WILL die to the final boss the first time you meet him), and the checkpoint the game throws you back to has no powerups between it and the boss, meaning you have to face the final boss with a base character - no weapons, no magic and a pitiful number of hitpoints.

8 year old me only ever beat the guy once. And what was my reward for defeating what to this day is the toughest bossfight I have ever beaten?

The same "Game Over" screen I would have seen if I'd just died again. Which is just a black screen with the words "Game Over" in the middle. That's it. I threw the controller across the room in disgust and never played a Shinobi game again.

Fuck you, game.
 
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Conversely a boss fight that you win... only for the cutscene to show you losing (one of the Xenoblade games is REALLY guilty of this, IIRC)
Like, what was the point of making me put in all that effort if I'm eventually going to lose?

Oh boy, then there's the later Trail of Cold Steel that will give you bonus chapter points if you do win scripted fights before their end trigger trips. Winning or not has the same outcome on the cutscene, except for being awarded a point or so just like that before it plays.
 
Also, speaking of Chrono Trigger, the Golem Twins can get fucked. I've never been able to win that fight without cheesing their AI.

That's exactly what I enjoyed about old jRPGs, the AI was simple and tough battles was like drawing and juggling cards in solitaire.

Boss battles you are supposed to lose should have the boss hit hard enough that you realize it isn't a fair fight.
 
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I would like to refer you to my previous post regarding Seymour Flux.

I remember that one, it didn't signal unbeatable to me at first try though, he rotated elements(I think) so something was going on it just took more than one try. I completely agree that it was a massive pain in the ass because of the unskippable cutscene.
 
Conversely a boss fight that's such a major difficulty spike that it makes you think you're meant to lose so you don't really try, but instead of a story-progressing moment you get a game over screen and have to sit through a bunch of cutscenes again. That Seymour Flux boss battle on Mt. Gagazet in Final Fantasy 10 can bite my shiny metal ass.
Maybe because the fights infamy had reached me before I got there, but I don't recall the fight being too hard for. However, I do remember the fight being a gigantic pain in the fucking ass that took forever because I had to spend too many goddamn turns stabilizing the team as opposed to killing.

Fuck bosses that are "hard" because they waste your resources by constantly removing your buffs/debuffing you, removing their debuffs/buffing themselves, and slamming your party with status ailments that require immediate attention lest that status ailment be abused for a free kill.
Fucking burger king in P5R pissed me off so much with that shit. Not a hard fight, just unnecessarily tedious.
 
True story about the development of Terror from the Deep:

There was a bug in the original PC release of the first X-COM game that reset your game to the easiest difficulty whenever you loaded a save. This generated complaints that the game was too easy even on the highest difficulty settings.

So the devs (who had not found the bug) said to themselves "Too easy, huh? We'll see about that. They want hard? We'll give 'em hard in the sequel!"

That's why TFTD is so ludicrously difficult.
 
Word filters in single player games. Did Dragon Quest 11 really need a filter that censored Robert? It didn't prevent spoilers. In fact, it led to confused people getting spoiled by such a stupid reason.
 
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Word filters in single player games. Did Dragon Quest 11 really need a filter that censored Robert? It didn't prevent spoilers. In fact, it led to confused people getting spoiled by such a stupid reason.
Speaking of which, it's always retarded when multiplayer games censor passwords. Even Kiwi Farms does it, just watch: ***********
 
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