Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%
  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%
  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%
  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%
  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%
  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%
  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%
  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%

  • Total voters
    731
From blobby and fiends
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Seagulls are white supremacist birds, I tell ya h'wat.
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There's something nostalgic about the old art style of the classic Blobfish comics. It reminds me when Tumblr was relevant and a lot of this lunacy we see today was contained on that website. It was a much simpler time.
 
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A reminder that your kids are being groomed online
I get the feeling that people are being manipulated into "coming out" to family that absolutely will hit the roof/disown/possibly murder them and bury them in the backyard etc. It fits with the marxist directive that The (nuclear) Family Must Be Abolished and also fits in with the "FUCK YOU, MOM AND DAD!" sentiment. Pragmatism and practicality are thrown out the window.
 
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>#anime

These retards think just because they borrow some anime tropes that their cartoon webcomic is anime?

This webcomic is as anime as trannies are women.

You will never be a real anime. You have no manga art style, you have no talent, you have no anime aesthetic. You are a homosexual cartoon comic twisted by leftist politics and terrible comedy into a crude mockery of Japan's perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your art's ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Anime fans are utterly repulsed by it. Many decades of anime have allowed weebs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even cartoons that “pass” look fake and gay to an anime fan. Your character designs are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk weeb to read it, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected Blobfish character.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a new hobby, quit drawing, cancel your retarded comic, and plunge into the cold abyss of being memory holed. Your parents will find you miserable after quiting, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll talk to their boomer friends about how you used to make a comic and will always refer to it as a cartoon, and everyone who learns about this comic for the rest of eternity will know a that this was a cartoon comic. Your comic will be completely forgotten and will just be meaningless data of 1s and 0s, and all that will remain of your legacy is a cartoon comic that is unmistakably retarded.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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He's in his mid-20s (or so he seems), has no job, most likely studying a dead-end career in college like Liberal Arts, and prefers spending his days being a dead weight with his equally worthless friends. Him being a faggot would be the least of my problems if I had "punk kid" as a son.
 
He's in his mid-20s (or so he seems), has no job, most likely studying a dead-end career in college like Liberal Arts, and prefers spending his days being a dead weight with his equally worthless friends. Him being a faggot would be the least of my problems if I had "punk kid" as a son.
Iirc one comic implied that Charlie can't fucking read (or at least understand literature). His only future job option might be McDonalds.

And then he promptly gets fired for making threats, or destroying the uniform by ripping the sleeves off, or throwing a customer into the dumpster.
 
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Iirc one comic implied that Charlie can't fucking read (or at least understand literature). His only future job option might be McDonalds.

And then he promptly gets fired for making threats, or destroying the uniform by ripping the sleeves off, or throwing a customer into the dumpster.
So he's not only a retard but a retard who hates authority and solves everything with violence?

What a great role model for children.
 
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I really hate how Punk Kid’s nose is drawn in the last two panels. Even as a minimalist representation of a nose it just looks really wrong. I tried spending all of two seconds adding some definition to the underside, just to see if the lack of it was what was bothering me.
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I really hate how Punk Kid’s nose is drawn in the last two panels. Even as a minimalist representation of a nose it just looks really wrong. I tried spending all of two seconds adding some definition to the underside, just to see if the lack of it was what was bothering me.
The reason they don't have normal noses is probably because Blobby consumes the mass of everyone else's noses to power his gigantic rotting schnoz.

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"Soon all of you will be a part of me"
 
I really hate how Punk Kid’s nose is drawn in the last two panels. Even as a minimalist representation of a nose it just looks really wrong. I tried spending all of two seconds adding some definition to the underside, just to see if the lack of it was what was bothering me.
It's an anime nose that's about as minimalist as you could get. Blame cheaply-made anime shows for promoting that and also flounder mouth.

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It's an anime nose that's about as minimalist as you could get. Blame cheaply-made anime shows for promoting that and also flounder mouth.
Here’s the thing. I get why anime side-mouth exists - it’s a shortcut to avoid animating the whole jaw when the character talks. It’s not good art, but I understand why it’s done. Even the slit noses and snouts I can somewhat excuse as just being a stylistic choice. At the very least your picture doesn’t bother me in the same way.

I think that what’s happening here is more a case of only ever drawing from anime and cartoons, and not from real life. The noses look like shit, not because of style or budget, but because the artist doesn’t actually know how to draw a nose.
 
I think that what’s happening here is more a case of only ever drawing from anime and cartoons, and not from real life. The noses look like shit, not because of style or budget, but because the artist doesn’t actually know how to draw a nose.
Yeah kinda like how Rob Liefeld couldn't draw feet or fingers so he was always covering them up with other things it's the same story.

They're going for a minimalist anime aesthetic which is fine in the far shots but in the closeups like with Punk Kid it gets obvious that the person drawing isn't very talented.
 
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