Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%
  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%
  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%
  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%
  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%
  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%
  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%
  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%

  • Total voters
    731
Stolen from this subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Blobbyandfriendsedits/
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Blobfish comic formula:

1. Queer paradise
2. "Problematic" person shows up
3. Exaggerated "problematic" behaviour
4. Libs react with violence or knife threats
Why is like every single one of these comics like this
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I remember making this parody back in 2020. From what I've seen of the more recent comics on the IG/Tumblr accounts however, they've toned the whole violence shtick down significantly, but the comics still have that sort of high-horse feel to it.
 
Blobfish comic formula:

1. Queer paradise
2. "Problematic" person shows up
3. Exaggerated "problematic" behaviour
4. Libs react with violence or knife threats
As someone else said, this feels like a time capsule from around ~2014-2016. Natty, Assigned Male, etc. all followed that exact formula.
 
These newer comics are fucking boring. There's 400 other comics doing the same thing, more if you change the political coat. You could do the Buckly 2 pannel edits to make these smoother:
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It's that easy.

Standard "You will regret your tattoooooos" comic:

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This is so boring and you could cut the comic in half, keeping only the right two pannels. At least it lets me do this:

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Original:
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Edit:
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Original:
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Edit:
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The first four panels are the original:
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The originals of these were too boring:
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Lily hallucinating and being influenced by the old ones is the only thing that makes these tolerable.
 
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