Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Believe me, men wearing makeup/jewelry or looking a bit girly is the least of their problems these days.

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I don’t think men really care about makeup. Isn’t it usually women who start bitching about it?

The only thing I really care about when it comes to a woman is that they aren't actually a man in disguise trying to rape me.

Men don't have insanely high beauty standards (not even for the opposite sex) as much as women do.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Men don't have insanely high beauty standards (not even for the opposite sex) as much as women do.

All the 'beauty standards' women typically bitch about cone from fashion mags, and ads for clothing/makeup/etc. Which are generally designed and determined by gay men...

Women do be dumb.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

View attachment 3570359The fag fish is sad

Spoiler: improved version

 

[Peru oso donas]

Spoiler: improved version

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So this is what they meant by monkeypox...

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

 

[Used Homunculi Salesman]

Edit as a palate cleanser:
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This one is just too easy to abuse.

Spoiler: It wasn't her fault

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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>Blobby loves you.

YOUR LOVE SCARES ME BEGONE THOT.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

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What is the joke here? That the fag is blatantly deceiving his friend. That homosexuals have zero integrity and are disingenuous morally reprehensible people.

And I think we know why God hates you, sodomite.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

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.....that's not how facial skincare works
Do these three ignore Neutrogena/Cerave commercials or something?
It explains their ugly mugs so much.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

On one hand, they have a fair point. Even if this was captioned with “I hope I don’t come off as unpatriotic ”
It’s certainly better than the “this country is a joke” comic they had this year.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

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On one hand, they have a fair point. Even if this was captioned with “I hope I don’t come off as unpatriotic ”
It’s certainly better than the “this country is a joke” comic they had this year.

We've been using firework displays at Independence Day celebrations since 1777, and those were usually fired from cannons. This idea that it's bad to have displays because some people get PTSD is annoying and honestly insulting to all the functioning veterans that often led those displays back in the day.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

We've been using firework displays at Independence Day celebrations since 1777, and those were usually fired from cannons. This idea that it's bad to have displays because some people get PTSD is annoying and honestly insulting to all the functioning veterans that often led those displays back in the day.

They're emotionally weak pussies who assume that everyone is as weak and frail as they are.

Maybe they were freaked out by fireworks as a young child and never outgrew it.

 

[Niggerphobe]

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On one hand, they have a fair point. Even if this was captioned with “I hope I don’t come off as unpatriotic ”
It’s certainly better than the “this country is a joke” comic they had this year.

The fish is a commie

 

[Cap-tan]

I personally think fireworks are gay but banning stuff just because some people commies don't like them is worse.

 

[Polentic]

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

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insert 6 yo girl scout sobbing

 

[Damien Thorne]

For some reason my attention keeps getting drawn to those white dots on his abs.View attachment 3571427
Why is that there? Did someone forget to add color? He looks like he has nipples on his stomach!

Those are drops of Monkey cum.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

insert 6 yo girl scout sobbing

Look who just turned up.

He heard '6 yo girl' and 'insert' in the same sentence and came as quick as he could.