Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Which is always weird how in all these Feely good comics nothing bad happens to the "good guys". They're always rewarded for "doing the right thing".

Which makes me think that they’ve never actually tried to help anyone.

PL

Spoiler

I learned my lesson years ago whilst still young and naive. I had just arrived in the US for uni, and I assumed things were how they were back in Libya, where people being charitable and helpful is sort of the norm. Stranger in town? Expect offers to sleep on someone’s couch or get a free meal, you get the idea. So, one afternoon on my break I went to the mall for lunch. Before I left I stopped by the toilet and happened to notice that someone had left their mobile by the sink. I figured I’d take it to lost and found (which was next door in the mall office), so I dropped it in my bag. As I was leaving a pack of niggers came in and asked if I’d seen a phone. I said ‘ah, praise God, I was taking it to the office, but I’m glad you came back!’. I fished it out of my back and handed it over. They looked at me funny and said ‘why is you stealin’ mah phone mane?’ It took me a minute to register what exactly they meant, as if I’d been stealing it I simply would of left, claiming I hadn’t seen a phone. I told them as much and left. I ended up having to leave the mall all together because they told security I was stealing (who didn’t seem to believe them based on the fact that I instantly gave it over) and then proceeded to follow me out yelling in whatever slang they use (I couldn’t understand niggerbabble then) because security couldn’t be bothered with them.

It was a surreal experience coming from a high trust country, but I learned quickly that you don’t help people here, and you sure as fuck don’t help minorities. Which is why I’m convinced that these assholes have never actually had any experience around these types before.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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[Po's Cootah]

OP, could you add the authors'/artists' names and social media (along with the archives) to your original post in this thread? @lolcow yoghurt

 

[I swear she's 18]

Spoiler: NSFL, and I have no regrets doing so

 

[Colon capital V]

I wonder, have these guys ever sperged out about people making so many edits of their comics? If not, then this may be the closest we will ever get to a Lefty version of Stonetoss. In that they both thrive off of edits from their haters to spread their name around for profits and gains.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's ridiculous: I have a Ph.D but I'm not going to use it? Even the jaded would find work in another field. Sex work, even minimal contact online "sex work", is a shitty customer service job.

It's understandable for someone to be proud of or show off their body, but it's psycho to think that online onlyfans hos enjoy the fact that their DMs are filled with the worst specimens of mankind. To do it any longer than necessary requires sociopathy, a personality disorder, or trauma that left you desensitized to something so crap. When you're on onlyfans, you're selling the rights to jerk off to you naked. It's a hard product to sell over and over since why do you need more of the same pictures of the same person when you already have them naked? You have to keep escalating and eventually the ride ends because your looks fade. Then what? You go for Ph.D work, but then if your coworkers google you they can jerk off to you, developing a weird relationship that hurts the workplace because their boner says so? Can people google you without your onlyfans coming up, and can we take our child or grandparent to Dr. Feelgood knowing her past?


Do you think this comic would be the same if she was a man? If a man with a Ph.D had an onlyfans, what would blobby say?

I honestly wonder if there’s just some really persuasive coomer who comes up with these feminist movements. “Hey ladies, isn’t it sexist that you can’t show your nipples on social media? If only there was a way to protest that…”

 

[scathefire]

I honestly wonder if there’s just some really persuasive coomer who comes up with these feminist movements. “Hey ladies, isn’t it sexist that you can’t show your nipples on social media? If only there was a way to protest that…”

"Hey ladies, prostitution is good actually, being a whore online and/or selling your body to strange men is empowering. Good for you girl, good for you."

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

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[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I like how they simply reblog their own comics despite it being their sole grift. It shows just how creatively bankrupt the trio are. Maybe they should end the comic?

Nah, that would also require introspection

 

[Niggerphobe]

did they really have to draw her on the toilet

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Uh oh stinky funny poopies hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah eleleleleleleleelelelelelele funny poop, poop funny, weeeeeeeeeee.......

 

[WhiskeyJack]

I honestly wonder if there’s just some really persuasive coomer who comes up with these feminist movements. “Hey ladies, isn’t it sexist that you can’t show your nipples on social media? If only there was a way to protest that…”

Eh, that's been going on practically from the start of the feminist movement. Maybe not always in such a directly sexual way, granted, but there's been a degree of reverse psychology manipulating women into taking on roles that enslave them to an employer to prove to other women they aren't slaves to their husbands, or some such.

“Ten thousand women marched through the streets shouting, 'We will not be dictated to,' and went off and became stenographers.” ― G.K. Chesterton

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

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Didn't Blobby just ask the same question twice?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I honestly wonder if there’s just some really persuasive coomer who comes up with these feminist movements. “Hey ladies, isn’t it sexist that you can’t show your nipples on social media? If only there was a way to protest that…”

Yes. Yes there is. There always is, and anyone who says otherwise is either lying or has their head up their ass.

First feminists were convinced that the division of labor found in male/female relationships was inherently evil and oppressive, and to be "liberated" from that is to become wage slaves for the capitalist machine that leftists usually complain against anyway.

The sexual revolution is full of examples. Even pornography was seen as a "feminist" thing back then. John Money slammed his critics as being "antifeminist" or "misogynist." Gayle Rubin wanted to normalize pedophilia. Simone De Beauvoir was a pedophile and groomer.

Whatever feminist idea or movement is invented, there's always a coomer behind it. Or at the very least, someone with a very twisted idea of the role women actually play in society, ideas they attribute to their enemies, interestingly enough.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

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Didn't Blobby just ask the same question twice?

Maybe Blobby is Autistic or more likely loves the sound of his own voice

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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Showing black people are lacotse intolerant thats Hate speech Blobby.

 

[Niggerphobe]

This new character looks like the girl from we bare bears

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

The issue I have with these kinds of soapboxes is that they never offer a solution. Like sure it's a problem, but what are you going to do about it? You say hostile architecture is bad, but why? I get in snippets like these you can't say too much but it's one sided that gives no means to resolve the issue. It's not that you can't bring a problem up, but if you want change. Give a replacement or resolution. Otherwise you'll have the same problem except of spikes in front of stores it's homeless camping out front and we all know where it goes from there.

In their minds, "drawing attention" is all they need to do to be good people. It's not their job to find solutions!

It's like those really shitty Christians who tell people on the street they're going to Hell, then consider it a job well done because they spread the Gospel.

 

[McSneaks]

Which makes me think that they’ve never actually tried to help anyone.

PL

Spoiler

I learned my lesson years ago whilst still young and naive. I had just arrived in the US for uni, and I assumed things were how they were back in Libya, where people being charitable and helpful is sort of the norm. Stranger in town? Expect offers to sleep on someone’s couch or get a free meal, you get the idea. So, one afternoon on my break I went to the mall for lunch. Before I left I stopped by the toilet and happened to notice that someone had left their mobile by the sink. I figured I’d take it to lost and found (which was next door in the mall office), so I dropped it in my bag. As I was leaving a pack of niggers came in and asked if I’d seen a phone. I said ‘ah, praise God, I was taking it to the office, but I’m glad you came back!’. I fished it out of my back and handed it over. They looked at me funny and said ‘why is you stealin’ mah phone mane?’ It took me a minute to register what exactly they meant, as if I’d been stealing it I simply would of left, claiming I hadn’t seen a phone. I told them as much and left. I ended up having to leave the mall all together because they told security I was stealing (who didn’t seem to believe them based on the fact that I instantly gave it over) and then proceeded to follow me out yelling in whatever slang they use (I couldn’t understand niggerbabble then) because security couldn’t be bothered with them.

It was a surreal experience coming from a high trust country, but I learned quickly that you don’t help people here, and you sure as fuck don’t help minorities. Which is why I’m convinced that these assholes have never actually had any experience around these types before.

Tbf they probably assumed you put a bomb in the phone or set it up as a detonator to make an accomplice, I wouldn't feel comfortable with some little browno shuffling up and fishing my electronic device out of their sack, smiling and going "here you go friend ALALLALA"