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What will the new Blobby comic be about?

  • Abortion is queer people's issue

    Votes: 281 38.4%
  • Nigger lives matter

    Votes: 233 31.9%
  • Fish corpse with a knife to fight against injustice and oppression

    Votes: 270 36.9%
  • Go grrrl

    Votes: 150 20.5%
  • Yaoi bait

    Votes: 178 24.4%
  • Dyke bait

    Votes: 163 22.3%
  • Immigration

    Votes: 116 15.9%
  • Tranny rights

    Votes: 325 44.5%

  • Total voters
    731
Personally I'd still be a Blobby fan even if AI art did start to take over. It's about the intent, and plus AI can't insert funny subconscious subtext/undertones into their comics; I think it'll be a while before they start programming the robots to become repressed.

Maybe it's just me, but lotion aisles I've seen at pharmacies tend to have brands with very neutral looking bottles. Thinking on it some more, I'm suspecting that the comic was taking aim at shampoo and body wash, not body lotion, but those products didn't make as much sense for a dead fish.
Blobby probably just drinks the lotion anyways.
 
Personally I'd still be a Blobby fan even if AI art did start to take over. It's about the intent, and plus AI can't insert funny subconscious subtext/undertones into their comics; I think it'll be a while before they start programming the robots to become repressed.
In the 80s we feared that machine intelligence would drive humanity to extinction. In the present day, on the cusp of true Artificial Intelligence, we fear that Skynet will not be our destroyer, but our annoying wine-swilling auntie.
 
They reposted their ICE comic about a week ago, probably as a reaction to what happened with Martha's Vineyard.
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Most important comic, huh? I don't see you housing any immigrant families.
The comments are full of dick sucking by the way, because of course they are.
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So this was just posted on their Twitter and I find this hilarious in a couple different ways.

First of all, this man really did seem like he turned out fine, like maybe if they made the character an unstable guy with emotional issues that would prove their point better. Instead, this guy appears stable, masculine, and confident whereas we see how much of an unstable homo that punk kid faggot has turned out. If anything this comic seems like it advocates for beating your children.

Second of all, I love how this is a black dude who got quote "beat the crap out of" by his parents. Secret based message here?
Is this supposed to be a dig at Andrew Tate? lol
 
This one is not too bad but raises some questions. So Lily had Blobby all the way back in elementary/middle/high school(can't tell when this is supposed to be), and why is a pet (especially a rotten dead blob fish) allowed in school? I would imagine this being more of a problem than what she's wearing.
 
This one is not too bad but raises some questions. So Lily had Blobby all the way back in elementary/middle/high school(can't tell when this is supposed to be), and why is a pet (especially a rotten dead blob fish) allowed in school? I would imagine this being more of a problem than what she's wearing.
I'm more concerned about Blobby looking up Lily's skirt in the first panel.
 
Man, I wish they'd stop just reposting shit. It's been over a week and all we've got is the "anime is real art" with the weird racewashed classical painting and "America sucks because I can't get an abortion willy nilly in some states". Bring back Blobby threatening to shank someone over immigration or climate change, dammit!
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I'll stop mansplaining when you start woman-understanding, the comic.
 
I really don't understand why these people obsess over school dress codes. Those things aren't really relevant to their lives and most kids don't care. The rules tend to amount to don't dress like a slut, keep any pictures PG and safety first at the classes that need it like chemistry and woodwork. It's not complicated or that annoying.
 
This one is not too bad but raises some questions. So Lily had Blobby all the way back in elementary/middle/high school(can't tell when this is supposed to be), and why is a pet (especially a rotten dead blob fish) allowed in school?
You misunderstand. In these comics, Blobby is a schizophrenic delusion only experienced by the diversity rainbow people of color present. He is a hallucination borne from the minds of the weak, completely unseen and ignored by sane and productive members of society. It's why he defaults to horrific acts of violence against normal people who don't encourage the delusional worldview of the story's main characters, which they are reliant upon as both a form of stress relief and wish fulfillment. Blobby is a societal danger prone to political proselytizing, threats, and horrific acts of violence, yet he serves as the collective embodiment of the leftist id in the story. The very existence of a talking decompressed ageless blobfish is absurd at face value, and you're directed to think cartoonish- in truth, it's much deeper than that, with the storyline frequently contradicting itself rather deliberately. His very appearance is cutesy from the perception of the 'heroes' of our story in their fictionalized cartoon world; yet, imagine the horror that one would experience if they were to see a decompressed pink slimy ball of fish flesh in reality. The stark contrast of caricature versus realism serves as a calculated stand-in for postmodernism, a twisted and idealistic distortion of the world, versus traditionalism, a sensible and plain presentation of existence.

The entire comic from start to finish is a societal statement on the fragile psyches and paradoxical dichotomies that modern leftists and the modern leftist movement is built on. It's not a social justice mouthpiece, but rather, a decisive and scathing rebuke of the very institution.
 
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