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The guy wins 2.5k bucks on Patreon and he has to live with his mother. Tells you everything about his spending habits
Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
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Arthur Morgan
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That does help, thank you.I know that any slight reversal in Bob's misfortune can be a bit annoying when you want to indulge in some schadenfreude, but if it helps, note how minuscule this bump is in comparison to the major show of support he got in the wake of getting shitcanned from the Escapist the second time:
He gained almost 300 new patrons and over $1600 more dollars per month in just a couple weeks' time (most of that in the first few days). And then the Lindsey event happened and he immediately started that long burnout. It seems that, barring any major fuckups on Bob's part, the natural level for his Patreon to hover around is roughly $2500/month. Compared to what he used to get when he put out a pity beg, 26 patrons handing over an extra $150 is practically nothing.
I just have to wonder what these people think they're getting out of it?
Oh, it's worse than that. He only dropped down to $2500 last year. He moved in with his mommy in 2021. At the start of the year, he had $4400 a month, at the end he was down to $3300. And he was still getting 50-60k views on YT.
Which makes me wonder, if he was ready to throw in the towel when he was making $3800 a month, why didn't he see his drop to $2400 and realize it was time to go? Does he really think this new "This Movie Exists" show is going to get him the same numbers his old Really That Good shows did? Because that was before he chased off his audience by being himself.
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Bob is an alcoholic in denial and brags about bullshit like being able to have rum
BScCollateral
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I wouldn't try living near Boston on my own for $30k a year.
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Even if you're not an alcoholic booze seems to pry open your wallet with a crowbar and then empty the contents right into the trashcan, that's without counting the actual cost of booze itself. If you are unable to stop drinking then the money in your checking and savings accounts has the half life of francium.
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11Mar#01
Something called The Oscars. Don't ask me.
11Mar#02
Is that "Oscar" thing a children show?
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11Mar#04
Yup. Definitely a children show.
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11Mar#06
What a hideous squaw.
11Mar#07
I don't know where Bill Gruskin got that tweet from; Trump never returned to Twitter even though Musk restored him.
11Mar#08
If you, like me, are not in the mood for children entertainment, here's an award show that is more interesting. Bill Maher presents the Cajones Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence And Not Giving A Fuck to...
"How many biological women torture cats?" asks Maher, "None! It's a guy thing. Just as murder is mostly a guy thing. The fact that the person who committed it wore a wig and a dress is irrelevant".
11Mar#09
Villeneuve didn't use CGI in Bladerunner 2049. Someone took issue with that.
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11Mar#11
James Gunn implies there is indeed "canon" in capeshit. Bobby stands his ground in defiance of his god.
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11Mar#14
If you have to start your "Pokemon journey", you should do so by the time you're 5 and end it before the age of 10.
11Mar#15
Bobby doesn't understand satire.
He also seems to miss the part in which Sweet Baby urges employees of studios to complain until their bosses hire the firm.
11Mar#16
You only complain about woke in games because you want to see more people fired!!!
If getting people fired is indeed what "right-wing gamers" want, so what? The left want people fired all the time! The Chipman Brothers tried to get someone fired!
11Mar#17
11Mar#18
Fatal car accident involving a Tesla. A&N.
This is not conspiracy theory but Thinkery brainwork.
11Mar#19
Spy vs spy.
11Mar#20
Bobby is desperate to know why his BlueSky doesn't get followers.
Something called The Oscars. Don't ask me.
11Mar#02
Is that "Oscar" thing a children show?
11Mar#03
11Mar#04
Yup. Definitely a children show.
11Mar#05
11Mar#06
What a hideous squaw.
11Mar#07
I don't know where Bill Gruskin got that tweet from; Trump never returned to Twitter even though Musk restored him.
11Mar#08
If you, like me, are not in the mood for children entertainment, here's an award show that is more interesting. Bill Maher presents the Cajones Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence And Not Giving A Fuck to...
"How many biological women torture cats?" asks Maher, "None! It's a guy thing. Just as murder is mostly a guy thing. The fact that the person who committed it wore a wig and a dress is irrelevant".
11Mar#09
Villeneuve didn't use CGI in Bladerunner 2049. Someone took issue with that.
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11Mar#11
James Gunn implies there is indeed "canon" in capeshit. Bobby stands his ground in defiance of his god.
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11Mar#14
If you have to start your "Pokemon journey", you should do so by the time you're 5 and end it before the age of 10.
11Mar#15
Bobby doesn't understand satire.
He also seems to miss the part in which Sweet Baby urges employees of studios to complain until their bosses hire the firm.
11Mar#16
You only complain about woke in games because you want to see more people fired!!!
If getting people fired is indeed what "right-wing gamers" want, so what? The left want people fired all the time! The Chipman Brothers tried to get someone fired!
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11Mar#18
Fatal car accident involving a Tesla. A&N.
This is not conspiracy theory but Thinkery brainwork.
11Mar#19
Spy vs spy.
11Mar#20
Bobby is desperate to know why his BlueSky doesn't get followers.
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Bob I'd say correctly deduces why Android 13 hooked up with Krillin. He will not apply this to his own if and still wonder why he's alone.11Mar#13
Pretty sure she died because Teslas are buggy as shit. Bob of course goes for the conspiracy angle. Like a true Believer.11Mar#18
Fatal car accident involving a Tesla. A&N.
This is not conspiracy theory but Thinkery brainwork.
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There's almost nothing scarier than bopping around and seeing someone almost word for word repeat some of Bobby's ideas.
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TDS is universal, but only under certain circumstances do you get to movie Bob levels. Probably a minor lolcow in his own right.
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To quote a priest I heard once:
"So there’s this theme of human beings becoming bestial as they get demonized, as they become sinful. So it’s interesting just how fractally this kind of plays out across cultures, across legends, across time, across geography."
And it's... kind of ironic how uber-atheist Bobby boi here seems to endeavor to prove the priest right every day in how he grows more like an animal consumed by its appetites than anything approaching a proper human being.
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Alcoholic here. Bob isnt one of us. He is a try hard piece of shit who says things that in his defective mind thinks makes him look cooler. No sane person brags about "rum for breakfast". I disavow bobo retardo.
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Blade Runner 2049 is loved by the wrong people. Therefore, Robert must find something to criticize.11Mar#09
Villeneuve didn't use CGI in Bladerunner 2049. Someone took issue with that.
Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
If I check the income statement, will the profits come from investing activities or operations?11Mar#16
You only complain about woke in games because you want to see more people fired!!!
If getting people fired is indeed what "right-wing gamers" want, so what? The left want people fired all the time! The Chipman Brothers tried to get someone fired!
Men, meanwhile, keep their emotions bottled up because they will be mocked relentlessly for it.11Mar#04
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When I don't think Bob's takes could get anymore dumber he reminds me of why he had a 5K page thread before this one. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon GT, and Dragon Ball Super are already an established franchise with hundreds of episodes and dozens of feature length movies between them. It already is a feature franchise. What this dumbass probably meant was live action or American franchise which is so preposterously stupid I don't even know where to begin and that's assume my guess is even right. And to say such retardation over a 2011 era DBZ AMV using Deftones? Could the OP not find any of his Linkin Park or Disturbed CDs?
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Holy cope batman , I don't know too much about streaming profits but going off what happen to black widow it still would been the largest MCU bomb.
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Oh BTW, part 4 of the D-Files has been dropped by Alan Ng.
I keep waiting to see how Bob's going to react to the piling up of losses and failures.
I keep waiting to see how Bob's going to react to the piling up of losses and failures.
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The Oscars is just the more common term for the Academy Awards, @Positron, which is when Hollywood sits around and huffs their own farts for a few hours every year and gives themselves gold trophies. It's as meaningless as any other industry awards show, yet people treat them like they're objective truths for some reason.
That said:
The rest must have been an unending cope-and-seethe festival for Bobbo. Filmbros got to enjoy Oppenheimer win most of its nominations, including Best Picture, Director, Actor, and Supporting Actor. Barbie got snubbed on everything except for a song. Absolutely zero Disney or Marvel wins whatsoever. The awards may be meaningless, but I enjoy knowing that Bob's enemies won. Bravo, Nolan.
Canon is important in any work, especially longer ones, because it sets audience expectations and allows them to immerse themselves in the story. Taking a hammer to it will usually not be met with a good reaction, no matter how "fun" it ends up being. Telling people "stop getting invested because this isn't real" is a retarded marketing strategy. Bob completely fails to understand verisimilitude.
That said:
I'd imagine this is the only victory Bob had last night, even if it was pretty obvious to me that Godzilla would win over the other nominees (it came out more recently, it had a lot more buzz, a ton of articles were praising the VFX on its low budget, and it was a foreign film no less; of course the Academy would vote for it).11Mar#03
The rest must have been an unending cope-and-seethe festival for Bobbo. Filmbros got to enjoy Oppenheimer win most of its nominations, including Best Picture, Director, Actor, and Supporting Actor. Barbie got snubbed on everything except for a song. Absolutely zero Disney or Marvel wins whatsoever. The awards may be meaningless, but I enjoy knowing that Bob's enemies won. Bravo, Nolan.
And speaking of awards that make Bob seethe. Better late than never, Bill, but anyone can eventually come to their senses. Methinks troons aren't going to like the next few years as more and more people finally say they've had enough of their shit.11Mar#08
If you, like me, are not in the mood for children entertainment, here's an award show that is more interesting. Bill Maher presents the Cajones Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence And Not Giving A Fuck to...
"How many biological women torture cats?" asks Maher, "None! It's a guy thing. Just as murder is mostly a guy thing. The fact that the person who committed it wore a wig and a dress is irrelevant".
Obviously it's just bad phrasing (of course there was CGI used in BR2049), but the tweet was obviously making the point that it used less than other contemporary films, opting for physical sets and location shoots and using CGI to touch up the visuals rather than replace them altogether (cough cough Disney/Marvel). What I want to know is why this retard dug up a tweet from literally four years ago to dunk on.11Mar#09
Villeneuve didn't use CGI in Bladerunner 2049. Someone took issue with that.
Lynch's Dune is good if you want a corny and weird sci-fi film, but it's not a good Dune adaptation due to that rushed nature. Bob will refuse to ever admit that Villeneuve's duology was the better of the two at adapting that work. Yes, even at "capturing the eerie strangeness." If you didn't feel like you had been transported to a future far removed from our own while watching those movies, then you've got problems.11Mar#10
Bob really seems to have a problem with canon in long-running works, and for the life of me I can't figure out why. Apparently, he seems to be totally fine with an established work throwing out everything wholesale on a whim because canon doesn't matter. Yet this is also a man who also spends hours pontificating on where the MCU will go next based on poring over countless Wikipedia articles about the comics, which shouldn't matter to him because canon doesn't matter. So which is it, Bobby?11Mar#11
James Gunn implies there is indeed "canon" in capeshit. Bobby stands his ground in defiance of his god.
Canon is important in any work, especially longer ones, because it sets audience expectations and allows them to immerse themselves in the story. Taking a hammer to it will usually not be met with a good reaction, no matter how "fun" it ends up being. Telling people "stop getting invested because this isn't real" is a retarded marketing strategy. Bob completely fails to understand verisimilitude.
One should always be skeptical of numbers that studios put out, especially in the streaming era. At least TV ratings back in the day were a little trustworthy because they were being handled by a third party, but even those depended on people accurately filling out their watch habits. There's literally no way for us to find out for sure that Disney's telling us the truth, and it could very easily be them fluffing their numbers to calm down investors ("see, people still want capeshit! we're not dead yet!").11Mar#12
I'm totally sure it costs millions of dollars to do a lazy race swap, Bob. Hell, it wouldn't even cost that much in the planning stages. You flat out refuse to admit that consultancy firms (and even in-house consultants) are ruining games. If their efforts were actually making things better, that would translate to increased sales, but they're not.11Mar#15
Bobby doesn't understand satire.
He also seems to miss the part in which Sweet Baby urges employees of studios to complain until their bosses hire the firm.
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When he says feature franchise, he means something like Marvel where there is multiple films and television series getting released every year like clockwork.
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If I want to protect my right to vote, I'm not voting for Fuckwit in Chief Biden. I want someone who will write into law, if not the U.S. Constitution, Voter ID requirements for all state- and federal-level elections.[2024.03.10-01] Fox news personnel are impressed by the feisty Uncle Joe in the state of the union speech. One calls him "Jacked-up Joe Biden". Charlie Hurt says he would like "a sip of whatever they gave him" -- be careful what you ask for!
Didn't Donald Trump seek legislation to ban TikTok from America if it wasn't purchased by an American firm? I guess Plagiarist Joe strikes again![2024.03.10-02]
O...k...a...y... but you have to realize that it takes X amount of streams before everyone involved in that track gets any tangible money. Ergo, if song has a total of six performers (lead vocalist, background vocalists, and musicians), that money's gonna have to be slipt accordingly. 800,000 streams per month times one cent is only $8,000; divide that by six, and you have about each member receiving $1,333.33 per month before Uncle Sam squeezes them for taxes.[2024.03.10-03] Some pee o'sea congressperson wants "musicians" to have a guaranteed pay of at least one penny (sic) per stream. The money is supposed to be drawn from a "new fund", and you of course know whose money the "new fund" will draw from...
Because Democrats are racist.
That's because the one artist who does seven jobs builds a reputation by doing those jobs well. Additionally, if that one artist is a good, decent person (unlike Moviebob) (s)he has no problems helping those six other performers build a rep so that they don't starve.[2024.03.10-04]
American society needs truckers more than they need preschool-level film critics from Boston.[1014.03.10-05] "Musicians" deserve government gibbs; truckers deserve to starve because they are subhumanoid ghouls.
Ahem...[2024.03.10-06]
Moviebob, 2020.09.02: "I give even less of a shit about Pelosi's haircut than I do about her ice cream or Obama's tan suits."
Moviebob, 2020.12.13: "Know what the most important and damning-of-media takeaway from the 'Pelosi's ice cream freezer' story was, I just realized? In the time since that... I have NO IDEA what Mitch McConnell's freezer is like. Size, contents--does he OWN one?"
Moviebob, 2020.08.12: "Grabbing random maybe-"antifa" kids off the street into unmarked vans in a police state. Dumb bigots getting what dumb bigots are supposed to get is justice."[2024.03.10-08] Bobby is incredulous that a former police officer is leading the people to overthrow the oppressive regime in Haiti. Marx never say it would happen!
Moviebob would happily approve of a police state if it meant those in the Red Wasteland™ were put under permanent house arrest. Tactics and targets, you know...
I doubt it.[2024.03.10-10] Another rando is being genocided by Twitter.
MatPat forfeited all claim to being a good person the instant he hired known crybully Moviebob. I'm glad he's out of the public spotlight![2024.03.10-11] MatPat sycophancy. Here are perhaps half of what Bobby retwatted.
Nope. And I don't care to watch it, either.[2024.03.10-13] Did you remember, once upon a time, Bobby spoofed Dragonball?
Better yet, stop supporting wokescold Hollywood filmmakers who want to shove their misanthropic ideologies down our throats.[2024.03.10-20] Even people previously enthusiastic about movies no longer want to waste time on one nowadays.
Instead of blaming the audience for their lack of attention span or lack of faith in the cinematic arts, why not just Make Movies Great Again? It is the problem of Hollywood that people think info about movie is adequate substitution of actually experience it, because the experience they get is the same every movie.
Quantity of quality is Moviebob's specialty![2024.03.10-36] Bobby gives advice to a scriptwriter: write more instead of polish more, because if you write more you automatically get more polished.
If anything, Moviebob's longest braindead screeds would be at least 25% shorter.
[reads Elon Musk's tweet] No lies detected.[2024.03.11-01] Something called The Oscars. Don't ask me.
I'm genuinely curious as to what emotional baggage Billie Eilish is still holding on to.[2024.03.11-04]
As much as I hate Bill Maher as a person, I like the fact he's not genuflecting before Leftist wokescolds here.[2024.03.11-08] If you, like me, are not in the mood for children entertainment, here's an award show that is more interesting. Bill Maher presents the Cajones Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence And Not Giving A Fuck to...
GFY, Bob.[2024.03.11-18] Fatal car accident involving a Tesla.
This is not conspiracy theory but Thinkery brainwork.
Given the choice of throwing money into a fireplace versus into Moviebob's bank account, I choose the former. At least a fire can keep me warm in the winter; a Moviebob video does nothing but destroy my brain with its incoherent babbling.[2024.03.11-20] Bobby is desperate to know why his BlueSky doesn't get followers.
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I think when Yoshi's Island broke him, he now insists on everyone suffering as he did. Essentially in every rant just add the subtext: "oh boo hoo! They didn't respect your canon? Well where were you when Nintendo raped my childhood and took Mario from Brooklyn? Were you there for me? No! I had to suck it up and now so do you!"
"Sir, this is a Wendy's."
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That makes a lot of sense, now that I think about it. Remember also that he was over the moon when the Illumination Mario movie "restored" that piece of canon, even though, if we were holding him to his standards, he shouldn't have cared. (And as I mentioned before, insomuch as there even is a Mario canon because the story is so threadbare, Nintendo probably only considers the games themselves canonical, and thus Yoshi's Island remains the true origin story.)
In the end, it all comes back to that fat Italian plumber.