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More likely a shart, given Blob's diet proclivities.He also looks genuinely happy when just doing whatever... Bob always looks like he's holding in a fart.....
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More likely a shart, given Blob's diet proclivities.He also looks genuinely happy when just doing whatever... Bob always looks like he's holding in a fart.....
Because moving mankind forward requires Moviebob's Final Solution.
That's enough forward progress for me!2025: No Joe, no hoe.
"Bad things should happen to bad people". Which is E-X-actly why it's always good--and absolutely hilarious--when real-world events cause Moviebob misery.
And still alive to tell the tale.[2025.01.02-03] Speaking of "bad things happening to bad people":
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Note the preposition. This moron is not victimized in 2025, but by 2025. She was raped and murdered by time itself.
Ironically, America's most successful cult movement is the Democratic Party, a 196-year-old faction to which Moviebob retains blind loyalty. Let us jump ahead a few images, shall we?
I see Trump is an anti-hero. Moviebob is a villain so vile and repugnant that Joker, Magneto, and Hitler look like saints. (Remember, it was only yesterday when Moviebob's "people I want to see exterminated" counter jump from 140 million to one billion, which out-Hitlers Hitler by a factor of 167:1.)
Well, duh. Voting Democrat (specifically for Biden, Kamala, Newsom, et.al.) in a general election is a direct side effect of terminal stupidity.
For anyone new here, I came up with the idea of Moviebob Bingo during Bob's time on X-Twitter. There were several spaces that I came up with that could be used to describe Bob's posts (including "Advocating for Violence", "Obvious TOS Violation", "...JERBS!!!", etc.). One of these ended up being "Self-Descriptive Comment", a description of Bob's post that occurred with such frequency, I figured "Self-Descriptive Comment" should be the free space smack in the middle of the card. What you see here about being "too blindlingly stupid to be considered a full-fledged human" is a perfect example of a Moviebob self-descriptive comment.
And Moviebob is the direct result of cerebral degradation.If by "shit themselves to death" Adam Serwer means cholera, no, the cholera vaccine we have even now are very poor in efficiency. We never wipe out mumps or whooping cough, and Penicillin never wiped out any disease at all. Mumps is caused by a virus; whooping cough by a gram-negative bacteria. Neither would respond to Penicillin.
Reposted by Moviebob, literally the type of "guy" you run away from upon sight.
Which brings up this post from our resident Thinker™:If my reckoning is right, right now America is still nominally ruled by Biden and his lackeys.
So... is Moviebob acknoledging this is Fuckwit in Chief Biden's fault? Asking for a friend...[2025.01.02-06]
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"Mmm... sausage..."If Kamala Whorris approaches you in parties you know what is in her mind.
Mass-genociding those who voted Trump?[2025.01.02-07a] Bobby talks about his sexual fantasies...
Who plays well above Moviebob's level....which attracts Bourbon Talk
I don't even think Magneto's as evil as Moviebob.
A Thinker™ like Moviebob should have an answer to that/How did nepotism helped Vance?
Age, yes. IQ, on the other hand...Bobby will be 44 this February, not 45.
Moviebob: "I didn't need to 'earn' my elitism because I never clained to be an 'elitist'."
Calling Moviebob a pussy isn't just an insult to felines; calling Moviebob a pussy in an insult to vaginas.No reply.
If true, Trump's taking a cue from the Democrats playbook.
As I said...
Or magma. Or molten lead.[2025.01.02-15] If MAGA chuds like Musk go down the rabbit hole, Bobby would fill the hole with concrete or acid
So says Moviebob, who never started out good and has only gotten worse and deserves far worse than being showered with concrete. (As a rule, I do not advocate for violence or death on anyone, but I'm willing to make exceptions for creatures as thoroughly evil as Moviebob.)
this mongo has 0 i mean zero talent whatsoever to be on screen and doing shit like this. that woman doesnt want to be there at allThis is 39 minutes in and I promise you I wasn't searching for this
I am legit confused on why they put the movie in the bottom right of the screen instead of using that big blue screen to chroma key it behind the audience which would at least make it a bit more visually interesting.
This is the DiC GI Joe intro in question. For those who were wondering, unlike the Sunbow/Marvel GI Joe: A Real American Hero series, the battle cry is "Got to get tough, YO JOE!" so the stupid red mage icon guy is thinking the Acolytes of the Soopeeryah Fyootchah have to 'get tough' with the MAGAnaiseghoulen.2025: No Joe, no hoe.
To be entirely fair, power attracts psychopaths, sociopaths, narcissists, and various mixed nuts. Saying that thing about the guys you walk away from at parties vis a vis who's in power, is not the pwn they think it is. BOB is the kind of guy you walk away from at parties, ffs.If my reckoning is right, right now America is still nominally ruled by Biden and his lackeys. If Kamala Whorris approaches you in parties you know what is in her mind.
Oh this is fucking funny. Bourbon was being facetious when he said "Marvel U", because it doesn't exist in reality and Bob should know that. But of course, that gives Bob a chance to flex and practically doxx himself.02Jan#07b
Because of fucking COURSE not.No reply.
Bob's so stupid he doesn't realize that stupid voters will select stupid candidates in the primaries.So you can vote DNC and still be Stupid. That's a new revelation.
Bob's retweeting an idiot. The Truck oF Peace was driven by a guess the race, regardless of being born in the USA. He got radicalized into ISIS somehow.
IDK who's the bigger retard - wintdrill for posting that, or Bob for retwatting it.02Jan#14
I had to google who Whitney Cummings even is. Her bit is having grown up in an alcoholic household, something Bob can relate to (but maybe it hits too close to home). She's also a filthy Believer02Jan#21
No context
that, and the Left's idea of a meme is a fucking wall of text while a Right Meme is few words but funny as shit. Brevity being the soul of wit and all.Well the Left can't meme because they can't control a meme. Its why they hate the Right using them so much.
that's probably why there isn't any reply.Damn, Bourbon Talk nuked that fat retard from orbit! I suspect that will be the last time we see Mr. Bourbon Talk on Bobo the TardPotato's feed.
MovieTardPig will almost certainly block him after that ass-kicking.
Maybe Agatha's been browsing the farms. I don't believe that's her fucking real name, though in this day and age of the intarwebs I wouldn't blame her for using a stage name of sorts. Hell, anyone that looks like that and is sleeve-tatted up and is friends with Bob probably shouldn't have even shown her face. Anyway I found their fucking website (Cinemaspection). Apparently they do shit with Chippa too, so I think they're probably more Chris's friends than Bob's.Agatha refuses, and I do mean refuses, to give any details about herself other than her first name. "My name's Agatha. I'm good. That's it." to which Bob meeks out a very quiet "ok".
Bob himself admits to having been worn down. So would this also not actually make Bob a bad person like the MAGA CHUDs? Oh no, of course not, because he Votes Blue No Matter Who, and by doing so, is dragging the majority of the Stupids(I know I can just leave it with "Bob really doesn't understand," but whatever.)
Good things are NOT happening to Bob, but he's too narcissistic to take a fucking clue."Bad things should happen to bad people". Which is E-X-actly why it's always good--and absolutely hilarious--when real-world events cause Moviebob misery.
Unfortunately, Bob's sausage will never be involved."Mmm... sausage..."
I am thinking these "friends" of Bob are also his chroma key/blue/green screen advice sources, and they sure as fuck don't know very much about it either, then.I am legit confused on why they put the movie in the bottom right of the screen instead of using that big blue screen to chroma key it behind the audience which would at least make it a bit more visually interesting.
I'm just... for someone who wants to think of himself as a creative and an innovator it's shocking to me sometimes how much imagination Bob truly lacks.
If that is the case, then he's not really wrong, considering people in this thread go out of their way to archive 40 tweets he makes every day. Bad publicity yada yada yada.im pretty sure at this point this fat sack of shit thinks his twitter retardation as his main content. in his defective mind the world really needs robert chipman opinion on every topic under the sun. his worthless videos are bonus content. this dude is legit insane
Now is where we should insert those classic tweets (so old, I know they're on the classic thread) where Bob bragged about making himself "relevant" and getting himself a new job for the future and all that.Happy New Year everyone. Fun fact, Bob is now at the same number of patrons as he was last year before his begging got him a tiny boost, they're just donating more. And by they, I mean Chris. Or mommy. Either one.
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Also, on New Years Eve, Bob lost another 1000 YT Subscribers. He sure is on the upward trend, friends.
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>Telling you who you can love
H-1b is for Mexicans who want to work in Texas during the harvest. The best and brightest come over on the O-1 Visa.
Horseshoe theory is real, and we observe it with Robert.
He ain't wrong. If you can deny basic biological realities, you can deny anything. Reality can be as malleable as The Party needs it to be.
> No you CAN'T travel there because they have an abortion ban!>What states you can travel to
"No, you CAN'T travel because there's a cough going on!"
We also have this wonderful exchange where he lays bare his continued delusions:
Bob, honey, sweetie: I hate to be the one to have to tell you this (even though you won't see it), but statistically speaking? You were born to live poor and powerless. Nearly all of humanity is. The sooner you come to terms with this simple fact and get rid of these delusions of grandeur, the happier you'll be.03Jan#03d
The subject switches to Bobby's super secret Elite Project that will turn the world into his footstool. We hardly need to dig out his "classic" tweets @Flexo; he is still the driven, ambitious MovieBob that we know so well.
"I don't give up easily; I know what I want and what I want to do". I just checked Lindsay Ellis is still single. You know what to do bro!
The Democrats are still in charge yet. Does Trump have magic?
Bob isn't a funny internetz man because he's not funny. But he'd probably make more money if he actually TRIED being a funny internetz man, because even idiots like Chris "Irate Gamer" Bores probably get more clicks than him.Yes, Bobby has been doing Capitalismo: as his shelves upon shelves of plastic crap can attest.
wait, when did Lindsay get divorced? Last I heard she was still married to some soy boy named Nick Hansen. According to Wikipedia they had two non-abortions, one this year. Did she kick him to the curb?"I don't give up easily; I know what I want and what I want to do". I just checked Lindsay Ellis is still single. You know what to do bro!
That explains a LOT about EclecticShitTakes.So EclecticTastes is from Bahstan too. Do we know of any of Bobby's cronies from that shithole?
You're NOT a "film-maker", Bob. You're a Blue Curtain-reader.A turd by any other name would smell as foul.
I think recently bob claimed he DOES have a 9-5 type IRL job.Any average person would have given up long ago and gotten a nine to five job for income, but not our favorite superior specimen.
"What's this? Huckleberry Finn? Fuck no, that has "n1gger" in it! MULTIPLE TIMES! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAN">Which books you can read
"What's this? The Holy Bible!? You TERRORIST!"
The fat slob is confusingRobert, what on earth do you want in life that tweeting this bullshit constantly gets you closer to it?
If the persons he was trying to get tormented in life by a demon were under the protection of God, him selling his soul would be a fucking waste ofThe rest of today is the usual garbage, but man, Bob posted a real banger. Aside from confirming that he'd be totally fine with selling his soul to the devil if it meant his "most hated enemies" would suffer (you dropped your fedora, Bob):
Bobbo is the poster child for Dunning-Kreuger. For he is The Kwisatz Tarderach, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, Masshole Mussolini, Ba'ab Al-Movie, Bob the Blue Curtain Builder, Bobby the SmoothbrainAnd that's why this thread will keep on going until you inevitably keel over. You are not the ubermensch you think you are, you're just a fat retard from Massachusetts who believes himself a genius.
Moviebob: "...I'd sooner 'punish' [...] bad, ignorant people and inflicting harm on myself [...] via their moral and intellectual shortfalls..."
Again, I say this based on Moviebob's own track record: Those worthless troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa Bob had EARNED would be forcibly exiled to some remote desert isle, societally excommunicated wearing some sort of "Jude" insignia on their clothes, or rounded up and exterminated en masse if Bob had any political power.
As if one Moviebob contaminating this planet wasn't bad enough.[2025.01.03-03a] Capitalism creates Donald Trumps -- and Capitalism also creates Bob Chipmans, thousands of them.
Calling Moviebob "evil" is a gargantuan understatement.
Even if Moviebob's goal is to be a "funny internez man", Bob is a failing spectacularly.
A-yup.Yes, Bobby has been doing Capitalismo: as his shelves upon shelves of plastic crap can attest.
You can start by looking in a mirror, Bob. It's just that simple.
Quite literally the resurrection o Nazi Germany.[2025.01.03-03d] The subject switches to Bobby's super secret Elite Project that will turn the world into his footstool.
Yes, because voting for Führer Hillary was the only thing Moviebob needed to guarantee speaking with alien life on a rocketship...We hardly need to dig out his "classic" tweets @Flexo; he is still the driven, ambitious MovieBob that we know so well.
So speaks Moviebob, poorly educated bigot.
WABAC time!
Or to maintain employment.
Nor does Moviebob....doesn't care about freedom.
Bravo, SSC. Bra... vo.>Telling you who you can love
"YOU MUST NOT LOVE THE WHITE PEOPLE! YOU MUST LOVE THE NEGRO OR YOU'RE RACIST!"
>What gender you are
"No, Tommy, you're a little girl, now put the fucking dress on, mommy needs her Instagram likes!"
>What states you can travel to
"No, you CAN'T travel because there's a cough going on!"
>Which books you can read
"What's this? The Holy Bible!? You TERRORIST!"
>Which history you can learn
"No, Native Americans weren't bloodthirsty savages, they were PEACEFUL, you bigot! I hope one of them scalps you!"
>What you can and cannot do with your body
"NOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIFT WEIGHTS AND GET IN SHAPE, EAT THE GOYSLOP AND BE FAT AND LAZY!!!!"