Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

@Koby_Fish I believe that Buttbert's hatred for Cavill stems from the fact that Cavill is the Chad of Chads, but is also a fucking nerd. Seriously, listen to him talk about 40k. That dude also gets more ass than a toilet seat, while Booby is going to die a virgin. It's simple jealousy.
Fakers most often get angriest when faced with the genuine, this is true. It also is entirely because he is a genunely special needs idiot who believes you need to be tribal with fucking corporate brands and Cavill was hired by the other guy.

Seriously, it's genuinely pathetic that this is entirely because the fat NEET who had to whine to the folks to get better internet is still pissy that 15 or more years ago some guy said "You know, I really like the Dark Knight.".
 
Bob manages to contradict himself in the span of 2 tweets. "Political correctness was never real and just made up by whitey to be some insivible boogeyman of oppression. Also here's some examples of people being prevented from doing harmless things to defend another's sensibilities"
So here's the question, was that good or bad, Bob?
Thesis: Political correctness / cancel culture is never real.
Anti-thesis: People are fired for going against PC.
Synthesis: It is not PC; it is just Karma, bad things happening to bad people.

So, he isn't talking about WWE per se. Movies the wrestlers starred in if memory serves.
No he is really talking about the gay monkey show itself; Wikipedia tells me this is "The Streak".

Upon reflection, I think the answer is nastier than that. I doubt anything really resonated with Bob, or struck him with its themes, or summed up the American mythos. It's a dig. America is so stupid it's best summarized by the sweaty, testosterone-fuelled, soap opera storylines of pro wrestling, engaging but simple enough that a third grader can follow them.
Nah I'm sure Bobby is 100% sincere because he's a well-documented boner for WWE, and I'm sure it is not restricted to women-on-women.

I'll save the "Japan numba won" gif and see where can I fit it in.
 
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The actual paper from Boston University School of Medicine

I shit you not, they are calling it Omicron S. I assume to make sure that it's legally distinct from Capcom's T virus. The news broke about this yesterday so it'll probably Thursday before it makes the rounds or gets memory holed. If Bob suddenly dies from the coof then we know where it came from. I am awaiting Bob's hot take about this actually being a good thing because if we make an even deadlier mad made virus than the first man made virus then we'll have better man made vaccines with infinite boosters to save us from the man made virus that was purposefully made to be deadlier.

While Bob is still kicking, he's retweeting Sophie Labelle's latest bullshit
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I shit you not, they are calling it Omicron S. I assume to make sure that it's legally distinct from Capcom's T virus. The news broke about this yesterday so it'll probably Thursday before it makes the rounds or gets memory holed. If Bob suddenly dies from the coof then we know where it came from. I am awaiting Bob's hot take about this actually being a good thing because if we make an even deadlier mad made virus than the first man made virus then we'll have better man made vaccines with infinite boosters to save us from the man made virus that was purposefully made to be deadlier.
Dammit Babylon Bee, this is going from funny to creepy!

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Latest news from the home of Massholes
The actual paper from Boston University School of Medicine

I shit you not, they are calling it Omicron S. I assume to make sure that it's legally distinct from Capcom's T virus. The news broke about this yesterday so it'll probably Thursday before it makes the rounds or gets memory holed. If Bob suddenly dies from the coof then we know where it came from. I am awaiting Bob's hot take about this actually being a good thing because if we make an even deadlier mad made virus than the first man made virus then we'll have better man made vaccines with infinite boosters to save us from the man made virus that was purposefully made to be deadlier.

I just want to point out that the deadliness is in lab mice, and the lethality rate of Omi S in said mice is less than that of baseline Covid. In all likelihood, even if Omi S escaped, it wouldn't be very lethal in humans, and Bob's unlikley to bite the bullet from it, despite his many comorbid complications.
 
In a classic example of Bob saying the quiet part out loud, Bob advocates the tactics of a bully: push around anyone you like, but if they so much as raise their voice run to the teacher and tattle. If a filthy obsolete mudblood RethugliKKKan does it, it's bad, but when it's the enlightened blackshirts of Antifa or members of Burn Loot Murder, it's not only good, but it's commendable and it needs to be repeated across the country as often as possible.

There are no bad tactics, only bad targets.
It's amazing, like a sort of anti-Utilitarianism. The actions don't determine moral worth, it's the intrinsic properties of the people doing it weighed against the properties of those it affects. It's such a harmful, warped, nonsensical view of morality that it'd almost be scary if it wasn't coming from a fat loser who spergs over Marvel all day. That just makes it hilarious.
I love how whenever someone on Twitter brings how shit Bob is at his “job”, Bob tends to respond with “the internet isn’t real”.

Imagine having your sad, basement-dwelling excuse for a “livelihood” hinging on something that doesn’t exist.
"Bob you suck and everything you do online is bad. You have a pitiful following for someone who has been around for so long and in such a vocal capacity. Do better"
"Heh, kiddo, the internet doesn't real. Also yer mum"
"Thanks Bob, could you describe to the court what you do when you don't have access to the internet? Where would your life be without it?"
"..."
"Bob?"
 
When Bobby talks about sex, you listen.
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All women want, they say, is love.
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Bobby is getting unaccountably pissed by a piece of memoir of an icy old town.
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More professional agitators get huffy over the "woman arrested for having abortion" ad I posted in the last update.
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Student loan forgiveness. Bobby loves to shit on people who foot the bill for the Elite Class.
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Cheering on Fentanyl Floyd's family suing Kanye West.
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We seem to have come across the name David Schwimmer recently but I forgot who he is already.

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Hmm...maybe the fake bonds sold by Norman Lear's dad sold has something to do with the proliferation of antisemitic broadcasts?

Hating jews seems to come in fashion again.
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Fox G. Green has truly and surely reached the deep end: now he's yammering about "international genocide" like a tranny.
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Still, I can't quite see the connection between nuclear plants and covid.

Logo_Daedalus, whom Bobby has a love-hate relationship with, has an ego breakdown.
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Jonny Socialism.
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The first reviewers of Black Adams are not thrilled.
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Zeroth-World problem: The Movie, set in a world where nobody knows books exist.
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A 5-year-old boy has become the hottest piano prodigy on social media. Bobby has some bizarre things to say to him:
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For the record he is playing the K.545 Sonata. Too heavy handed and metronomic but he is surely extremely talented and has plenty of time to mature.

Some camwhore wants some tender loving care.
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Another camwhore held a competition in which the winner can go on a date with her. She expected to be treated with respect.
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Bobby's Angel reflects on Twitter bickerings
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Yup. This is surely the downfall of Matt Walsh.

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At the intersection of junk food and trannies. "Alana McLaughlin" is a man who beats up women for "sport".
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Nah Bobby is more Peter Griffin than Homer Simpson.
 
I just want to point out that the deadliness is in lab mice, and the lethality rate of Omi S in said mice is less than that of baseline Covid. In all likelihood, even if Omi S escaped, it wouldn't be very lethal in humans, and Bob's unlikley to bite the bullet from it, despite his many comorbid complications.
I'd like to think Bob is immune to all viruses because even they don't want to touch him.
 
When Bobby talks about sex, you listen.
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All women want, they say, is love.
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Bobby is getting unaccountably pissed by a piece of memoir of an icy old town.
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More professional agitators get huffy over the "woman arrested for having abortion" ad I posted in the last update.
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Student loan forgiveness. Bobby loves to shit on people who foot the bill for the Elite Class.
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Cheering on Fentanyl Floyd's family suing Kanye West.
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We seem to have come across the name David Schwimmer recently but I forgot who he is already.

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Hmm...maybe the fake bonds sold by Norman Lear's dad sold has something to do with the proliferation of antisemitic broadcasts?

Hating jews seems to come in fashion again.
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Fox G. Green has truly and surely reached the deep end: now he's yammering about "international genocide" like a tranny.
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Still, I can't quite see the connection between nuclear plants and covid.

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For the record he is playing the K.545 Sonata. Too heavy handed and metronomic but he is surely extremely talented and has plenty of time to mature.

Some camwhore wants some tender loving care.
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Nah Bobby is more Peter Griffin than Homer Simpson.
While it's generally frowned upon, it is possible to be a Freemason and a Catholic. Now I have read a ton of books about freemasonry this freemasonry that and I can't recall any of them mentioning Castro actually being one. Not that it would matter anyway; Castro was one of those keeping up appearances types who put Marxism before anything else and wouldn't give two shits if the Catholic Church excommunicated him for being a "stonecutter".

But what the HELL is wrong with the Jesuits, man. Now THAT, I did also read up on. Some shady shit going on there, fam. Might explain partially what the fuck is wrong with Bob.
 
Mauler is now officially right-wing.
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youtube.dl isn't working for me for some reason so I can't download the video. The setup is She-hulk just had a one night stand with some burly dude BUT she slept with him as She-hulk and not scrawny Jen. Guy wakes up, sees tiny Jen, asks who she is, and nopes the hell out of there because he's attracted to green thot and not tiny Jen. His weight alone would break her.
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The problem that EFAP brings up is that she met this guy and sold herself AS green thot and only revealed herself to be someone that he wasn't attracted to AFTER he banged her. She hid her true nature from him. Rags, the gay furry with the dog avatar, points out that it's kinda problematic when someone does this. Bob and his other idiots extrapolate this to trans hate.
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And then there's this one guy who's upset that he's not nearly as popular as long man and crew.
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Another camwhore held a competition in which the winner can go on a date with her. She expected to be treated with respect.
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Hate to ruin the fun of dunking on a camwhore but this is a joke. Half way through she starts dropping Willy Wonka references like one of the guys falling in the chocolate river and fizzy lifting drink, which is her entire gag. It's made confusing because she says in the beginning that she told the people invited to not bring any guests however in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, all of the golden ticket winners brought a +1. It's a sloppy misdirect at best.

I just want to point out that the deadliness is in lab mice, and the lethality rate of Omi S in said mice is less than that of baseline Covid. In all likelihood, even if Omi S escaped, it wouldn't be very lethal in humans, and Bob's unlikley to bite the bullet from it, despite his many comorbid complications.
If the actual virus, so far the only one with a real kill count assuming you believe anything that's reported anymore, couldn't kill an obese, alcoholic, diabetic shut in like Bob then I'm convinced the only things that can kill Bob is God and Bob himself.
 
I love how whenever someone on Twitter brings how shit Bob is at his “job”, Bob tends to respond with “the internet isn’t real”.

Imagine having your sad, basement-dwelling excuse for a “livelihood” hinging on something that doesn’t exist.

It's even more pathetic and frankly, incoherent, once you remember that Bob's entire career is more or less confined to the Internet. His videos, the series he produced for the Escapist, all except some reviews (that might have been featured on print) and his kindling classic of a book, almost everything he ever produced in a professional setting has been online. If the Internet isn't to be taken seriously, then he deserves no respect for his career by his own admission!

I recently talked about how Bob is ironically one of the cows that could find redemption by logging off, finding a job and focusing on having a happy family life with his nephews and brother, the one bridge he didn't burn. Fuck, if he got away from the web he would probably have his Narcissism toned down and start working into finding somebody to love. It won't fucking happen as his Narcissism is way too severe, to the point I believe he's worse than Fatso Jack (another narcissistic lardball), as Jack at least managed to form a family while Bob's hostile personality made it impossible for him!

While Bob is still kicking, he's retweeting Sophie Labelle's latest bullshit

This is why I actually think Bob could benefit from being offline. He clearly has a thing for parroting whatever opinions are "cool", to keep up the song and dance of being in with the current trends. He doesn't realize Labelle is widely disliked for a reason, the god awful comics where the bad guys manage to be more likeable than the entire fucking cast being just a small part of it. The bonkers part is, I don't recall seeing Bob push this point before, and it really isn't reasonable nor trendy. I'm fairly pro-trans, but children shouldn't be making decisions about their own bodies, after they're of age it's fine but before it they're simply not mature to make such a decision!

Bob probably doesn't care about it, but he's willing to go and make a whole performance of pretending he cares just to fit in. That's something lol!
 
It's even more pathetic and frankly, incoherent, once you remember that Bob's entire career is more or less confined to the Internet. His videos, the series he produced for the Escapist, all except some reviews (that might have been featured on print) and his kindling classic of a book, almost everything he ever produced in a professional setting has been online. If the Internet isn't to be taken seriously, then he deserves no respect for his career by his own admission!

I recently talked about how Bob is ironically one of the cows that could find redemption by logging off, finding a job and focusing on having a happy family life with his nephews and brother, the one bridge he didn't burn. Fuck, if he got away from the web he would probably have his Narcissism toned down and start working into finding somebody to love. It won't fucking happen as his Narcissism is way too severe, to the point I believe he's worse than Fatso Jack (another narcissistic lardball), as Jack at least managed to form a family while Bob's hostile personality made it impossible for him!



This is why I actually think Bob could benefit from being offline. He clearly has a thing for parroting whatever opinions are "cool", to keep up the song and dance of being in with the current trends. He doesn't realize Labelle is widely disliked for a reason, the god awful comics where the bad guys manage to be more likeable than the entire fucking cast being just a small part of it. The bonkers part is, I don't recall seeing Bob push this point before, and it really isn't reasonable nor trendy. I'm fairly pro-trans, but children shouldn't be making decisions about their own bodies, after they're of age it's fine but before it they're simply not mature to make such a decision!

Bob probably doesn't care about it, but he's willing to go and make a whole performance of pretending he cares just to fit in. That's something lol!
I don't think so, mostly because he has no skills. He can make internet videos, write blogs, and tweet about nonsense. That's it. He's useless in every other regard. Yes, it would probably be better for his mental health if he just quit and went somewhere else, but who the hell would hire Bob for anything?
 
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youtube.dl isn't working for me for some reason so I can't download the video. The setup is She-hulk just had a one night stand with some burly dude BUT she slept with him as She-hulk and not scrawny Jen. Guy wakes up, sees tiny Jen, asks who she is, and nopes the hell out of there because he's attracted to green thot and not tiny Jen. His weight alone would break her.
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The problem that EFAP brings up is that she met this guy and sold herself AS green thot and only revealed herself to be someone that he wasn't attracted to AFTER he banged her. She hid her true nature from him. Rags, the gay furry with the dog avatar, points out that it's kinda problematic when someone does this. Bob and his other idiots extrapolate this to trans hate.
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So, if I shapeshift into Henry Cavill, take a lady back to mine, do my thing, then shapeshift back into Danny Devito by the morning and tell her "this is me" that's ok, according to Bob?

Hold on. Wasn't there a character in the first episode who was suing a shapeshifting women for doing this exact thing? And he was the butt of the joke there. Right?

I know Bob has all the sexual experience of a rusty nail but come on. If you're attracted to somebody for some features, and those features are either shown to be exaggerated or straight up lies; you have every right to revoke that attraction. It's incredible how these people are arguing against informed consent. But then, Bob is about as likely to engage in consensual sex as he is to cure diabetes in his basement.
 
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That tweet from Gays Against Groomers says nothing about Jews. So why are the Jews getting their knickers in a twist?

The mind boggles!

And why does Caraballo say "rich Jewish billionaires?" That seems superfluous.

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"Okay, yes. We are bored. We're all bored now. But has it ever occurred to you, Wally, that the process that creates this boredom we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating, unconscious form of brainwashing- created by a world totalitarian government based on money?"
-Andre Gregory, My Dinner With Andre
 
I don't think so, mostly because he has no skills. He can make internet videos, write blogs, and tweet about nonsense. That's it. He's useless in every other regard. Yes, it would probably be better for his mental health if he just quit and went somewhere else, but who the hell would hire Bob for anything?
Well, I've seen some fucking retards that couldn't comprehend simple e-mails last years on companies, idiots that took two hours to finally understand that when I ask for a specific file, I want that file and not the same wrong one they sent on the five other times I asked them for it. Bob isn't smart, but I guess he would be capable enough to work a simple job like that, his temper and ego are what make it hard for him to work on any fields that involve dealing with people lol!

He could be the "Before" picture at a weight loss center for autists.
Could foray into acting as well, he was born to play Moby Dick lol!
 
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