Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Klaptrap]

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re: "the troof"
I cannot imagine what would posses a man to turn against truth itself, unless the truth hurt.

That's actually a lie. People turn against truth for money, status, security. I can understand that position if not agree. Bob dismisses truth in the quest to be a better DNC peon.

re: Vic Mignogna
Who knew that "exposing" yourself included underwear and thighs? Kinda weird but I guess boomers don't think about how webcams can swing and see them as a camera on a tripod.

It's also a bit of a laugh to think this is a situation of "reaping what you sow" when Chrissie Mayr is friends with OnlyFans girls and works for Anthony Cumia's media company. Trust me bro she has seen worse (and probably found it funny.)

LMAO at Armz. Shocked at embarrasing moment =/= scarred or assaulted. "She booted him out of the call and edited the VOD!" Ok? That would seem to be the classy response to a guest embarrassing themselves.
I guess whole and untainted freedom of information becomes a principle the second a semi-disgraced semi-famous voice actor enters the scene.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

As others have said in the previous thread more eloquently than I, "Bob Chipman's crime and punishment is being Bob Chipman." There's nothing stopping Blobert from bettering himself other than his own Dunning-Kruger effect of thinking he's smartest person in the room when at best he's a midwit with access to Wikipedia.

Also, that would require work and Bob is a lazy bastard.

I don't get why Bob thinks he has the ability to go after Drinker. Whatever else you think of the Drinker, he actually made a real book (not a memoir or a collection of scripts). He's gonna direct a movie, he's far, far more popular right now than Moviebob ever will be. Also, Drinker, for all his supposed boozing, is actually in shape. Its becoming more and more clear that Bob hates the Drinker because the Drinker has actually done what Bob wanted to do, turn his youtube career into a career that stretches into movie making and script writing. Its just that Drinker did it while also being what Bob hates the most, a filthy fucking "believer" who doesn't agree with Bob's superior future ideas.

Ego. Bob genuinely thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. But not that he's up there with the high intellectuals, so his moronic brain has decided that everyone else on the planet is barely past the caveman brain stages. It's why he goes after people so much smarter than him, like the time he got thrashed by Total Biscuit.

If you go back and look at how he talks about humanity's idiocy and evilness, just remember that he's using himself as a more positive example of human beings. His criticisms are shallow and he loves style over substance, clearly those are signs of intelligence and anyone who says they love slower dramas are lying to look smarter, like he does. He loves thinking about others suffering, clearly that means anger and pettiness are virtues and signs he is more evolved than the backwards obsoletes who would rather elevate everyone instead of subjugating the many.

 

[link1234]

Its just that Drinker did it while also being what Bob hates the most, a filthy fucking "believer" who doesn't agree with Bob's superior future ideas.

That is one thing that hurts Bob and he will not accept. Critical Drinker from what I have seen does not argue against wokeness from a political stance like Bob does for the opposite, but from a quality stance. Bob has argued against "go woke, go broke" even just today with the Wednesday show but while there are a lot of factors involved with that statement the general truth is that woke entertainment is not entertainment. It is not fun, engaging or even thought provoking. While there can be exceptions to the rule, audience don't like woke because it leads to poor products. Something Drinker brings up in his videos. Bob only likes woke entertainment because he thinks it audiences will support the progressive ideas if they are consistently shown it rather than them leaving the products all together.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Or maybe...just maybe things are being astro-turfed...and not as popular and mainstream as they seem. Look at this way, let's say were watching...a sitcom on Netflix, and instead of the next episode after you finished the first one, it was an episode of Law and Order. That would be jarring and weird.

So Satanists don't want people to evolve? It is funny that Bobby approves of Satanism.

Satanism is worship of the self. It precludes self-improvement because you are already amazing! Now go out and be a hedonist!

Peter Coffin breaks the heart of Bobby -- not to mention those of a million rainbow-haired they/thems.

It is not as if hot, fresh, made-to-order coffee cannot be made by machines.

Even when everyone is kind of right, Bobby still manages to reach the wrong conclusion. Starbucks cans and bottles a lot of their drinks for sale in convenience stores and gas stations, utilizing the brand name. I know people who drink the Starbucks brand energy drinks, and have never had a real product from Starbucks. You can have a completely automated Starbucks, that will make you whatever drink you want. No one has put any effort into doing it...yet.
Now...there are people that enjoy the ritual of going to their favorite coffee shop, they like the atmosphere, the people that work there, whatever. Anyone who has ever worked at a chain place knows, that all you have to do, is not be obese and smile. That's it, every single recipe is already pre measured, it's just pushing buttons the correct amount of times. There is very little conscious thought that goes into working at chain store by design. They are designed so someone has the same experience at one, every where in the world. It is dehumanizing and soul destroying to work at these places. But...it's not hard, very little is asked of you expect to be a good little meat robot.
Finally...what Bobby forgets about Starbucks is...they have drive-throughs. Which in a very reductionist way is a vending machine with extra steps. Now...I wonder for Starbucks that have a drive-through which is the main source of their money? Probably the drive-through.

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Oh look..Tim Burton, the Addams Family, and especially Hot Topic goth icon Wednesday Addams! And in a teen drama! That's like over 30 woman catnip. I don't know if I'd ever call it woke, it has an audience, and it's audience is quite happy with it, and I'm happy for them. It's nice when fans of a property get something that they find good.
What would be woke, would be show about Pugsley Addams, where he's dealing with his sexuality...and he's black...and Gomez is a woman, and all the campy horror elements are gone...and Uncle Fester is the villain, but it's just Alec Baldwin doing his Trump impersonation.

 

[Mola Ram]

Uncle Fester is the villain, but it's just Alec Baldwin doing his Trump impersonation.

Or he's just shooting crewmembers left and right.

 

[Shart Attack]

It doesn't even have to be the old D&D games. Any party based CRPG should work. I just wanna do something fun that we could all have some input on.

Is there a CRPG that allows you to play a lawful evil wizard* with low intelligence and low charisma, who acts belligerent toward everyone else in the world?

Maybe KOTOR? I vaguely remember the dark side options being fairly cringe-inducing, perfect for Bob. You could excuse all its faults by saying that it's a game about space wizards for children, including the sex scene, which is a sex scene about space wizards for children. Witness the rise of Darth Beetus, slayer of those Believer Jedi wasteland Hutt slugs.

*A virgin over 30 years old. It's a D&D double entendre. I am very clever.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is there a CRPG that allows you to play a lawful evil wizard* with low intelligence and low charisma, who acts belligerent toward everyone else in the world?

Planescape Torment comes close; it's generally considered to have the most reprehensible "evil playthrough" of any major RPG ever released. This is a game where you can feed your allies to a pillar of undying, evil severed heads for not very much reward, not to mention the cruelties you can inflict on Dak'kon or Ignus by exploiting their weaknesses.

But the cruelest options tend to require high Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma, and so it would be completely unsuited for a Bobthrough.

 

[dzonatan]

There's nothing wrong with making a character that is stupidly powerful or loved by everyone or even a just fun power fantasy. The problem with Mary Sue is that they commit the greatest sin in all of fiction, the sin of being BORING. Seriously, if Rey wasn't a woman and from Star Wars, I don't think anyone would even know or care that she exists. I'm kind of confused as to why there are so many people trying to defend her in the first place and it distracts from the fact that she is just really bland and boring character overall. Calling Rey too perfect is giving her too much credit.

Because the fun part isn't in Rey. The fun part is bending you out of your shape as they violate your hobby and you're helpless to do anything about it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because the fun part isn't in Rey. The fun part is bending you out of your shape as they violate your hobby and you're helpless to do anything about it.

I didn't participate in the Mary Sue discussions because (as Star Wars tends to to do, and I'm as guilty as anyone of this) it was straying pretty far off topic, but one thing I'm not sure was touched on was how Mary Sues are obvious self-inserts .. and the Kathleen Kennedy projects are lousy with KK self-inserts. Rey is an obvious one, but so is the girl from Rogue One, the Emilia Clarke character in Solo, and it sure looks like the lady in the new Indiana Jones movie is gonna be another.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Planescape Torment comes close; it's generally considered to have the most reprehensible "evil playthrough" of any major RPG ever released. This is a game where you can feed your allies to a pillar of undying, evil severed heads for not very much reward, not to mention the cruelties you can inflict on Dak'kon or Ignus by exploiting their weaknesses.

But the cruelest options tend to require high Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma, and so it would be completely unsuited for a Bobthrough.

I love Planescape, but if you think about the central question the game asks and answers.

"What can change the nature of a man?"
-"Belief"

Or ideas like "Time is not your enemy. Forever is." I think Bob's poor heart would finally decide it was time to pack it in. I mean, you can be a psycho in the game, par excellence, but as you said, you need to be clever to be the biggest bastard possible and the Practical Incarnation would have Bob woefully outmatched.

Honestly, I wish there was a version of the game with more modern mechanics, because while I think the story is beautiful, it can be a chore to play.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly, I wish there was a version of the game with more modern mechanics, because while I think the story is beautiful, it can be a chore to play.

Unpopular opinion, but I think Torment is overrated. The story, characters, and world are all absolutely top of their class. The roleplaying is some of the best ever, sheerly by dint of the thousands of choices you can make -- seriously, there are a few screens where you have well over a dozen responses. The gameplay is bog standard, and there are some areas in the latter part of the game -- notably Curst -- that are clearly rushed. It's still a breathtaking experience, but more as an interactive story than an actual game. It shares a similar problem with Grim Fandango, again a miraculous story and world ... married to gameplay that isn't just bog-standard but downright atrocious. In both cases I can't agree with them as being "best ever" just because the gameplay is lacking.

 

[RockVolnutt]

I didn't participate in the Mary Sue discussions because (as Star Wars tends to to do, and I'm as guilty as anyone of this) it was straying pretty far off topic, but one thing I'm not sure was touched on was how Mary Sues are obvious self-inserts .. and the Kathleen Kennedy projects are lousy with KK self-inserts. Rey is an obvious one, but so is the girl from Rogue One, the Emilia Clarke character in Solo, and it sure looks like the lady in the new Indiana Jones movie is gonna be another.

Look, Adolf, I know it is hard for you to know what diversity means but try to keep up. What's so eyebrow raising about almost every major LucasFilm project picking the best actors for their lead and it coincidentally always being a brunette British woman? Go back to your Quartering videos and cry because Disney is finally recognizing the diverse global audience.

Jokes aside, I never understood the British part. I know very little about KK but is she ethnically British or something? Is it just the American association of "British=Cultured"? I don't get it

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Is there a CRPG that allows you to play a lawful evil wizard* with low intelligence and low charisma, who acts belligerent toward everyone else in the world?

Tyranny comes to mind, though in that game you do need a certain level of pragmatism to even finish. I suppose if you wanted to do it as a gimmick run, you could do ME2 -> 100% Renegade -> Bad End via Morinth.

Maybe KOTOR? I vaguely remember the dark side options being fairly cringe-inducing, perfect for Bob. You could excuse all its faults by saying that it's a game about space wizards for children, including the sex scene, which is a sex scene about space wizards for children. Witness the rise of Darth Beetus, slayer of those Believer Jedi wasteland Hutt slugs.

KOTOR 2 Dark Side playthrough is solid, but I imagine Kreia would be very confusing to Bob, along with the influence system in general (because he has no friends lol)

 

[Mola Ram]

Jokes aside, I never understood the British part. I know very little about KK but is she ethnically British or something? Is it just the American association of "British=Cultured"? I don't get it

I think it's purely that midwit spoiled rich girls tend to imagine themselves as having upper class British accents (never Yorkshire or Scottish!) just because it makes 'em more fancy and posh 'n' stuff.

"Fancy and posh" of course describes women Bob will never fuck, but then again so does "conscious."

 

[Judge Dredd]

Any party based CRPG should work. I just wanna do something fun that we could all have some input on.

One that I teased in the past but never got around to making was The Outer Worlds. It's made by some of the New Vegas people, albeit after a massive dose of social justice.

The premise seems tailor made for Bob. A bunch of people go to space to set up a corporate colony, but due to problems on the surface your ship is left in stasis to drift, forever on the corporate "do it later" list. You're saved by Rick from Rick and Morty and are sent down to do things planetside. The moral choice of the game is a toss up between Rick (science!), corporate management, or workers.

The problem with the game is it's a bit dull so I never completed my vanilla playthrough.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It doesn't even have to be the old D&D games. Any party based CRPG should work. I just wanna do something fun that we could all have some input on.

Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous doing the Swarm-that-Walks path. Become a swarm of nanobots insects, kill all the believers and jocks, and consoom everything.

 

[Positron]

OK it might be a zoning violation, but I have no idea why this is "cult shit" or has anything to do with a horseman.



Glenn Greenwald lost his cool over Ben Collins, as Bobby reminds us that Matt Taibbi, Greenwald's horse, is problematic to the extreme.













So what you're waiting for? Get out when the going is good!

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Herschel Walker's son did a tell-it-all to Buzzfeed (archive).




Coffee-machine operators turn out to be more politically instrumental than you believe!


I still have no idea why Americans think it is the schools', rather than the parents', responsibility to feed their kids.

How can Capitalism be cruel if it engendered the whole LGBT shebang?

The GOP turn out to be anti-American domestic terrorists that spread a deadly plague.


Let's turn to another type of "Domestic terrorists"


Groomers have got James Lindsay in a bind.


Tony again.


InfraHaz

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Pay TV is the monster in your living room, preventing you from watching the shit you used to watch for free.




Bobby is masturbating in front of his James Gunn altar and prays for scrapping of the DCEU, including all Snyder stuff.



So canceling one female-lead movie is unspeakably evil, but shelfing another female-lead movie is a cause of celebration?

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Someone called Chris Gore has been disrespecting Wokeness.


Cartoon:


It must have been a very happy day for Bobby.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

I think it's purely that midwit spoiled rich girls tend to imagine themselves as having upper class British accents (never Yorkshire or Scottish!) just because it makes 'em more fancy and posh 'n' stuff.

"Fancy and posh" of course describes women Bob will never fuck, but then again so does "conscious."

There is one type of woman that will sleep with the Blobenfuhrer, imaginary.

 

[The tired cat]

It must have been a very happy day for Bobby.
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I expect Bob just hit "post" by accident, as the full message was probably "FFS YUJI NAKA! YER SUPPOSED TO DESTRY DAT DIRTY SANIC FRANCHISEE!! NOT FINAL FANTASY!!!"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I like how its a damned if you do, damned if you don't agree with Bob. If you saw Avatar II and didn't like it, you're just a stupid chud, but if you did like it, than your some kind of hypocrite because it has any kind of messaging that might disagree with your world view. I saw Chris Gore talking about Avatar II, and he seemed to have plenty of criticism of the film, he said the screening he was at were literally laughing at the dialogue because of how goofy it is. Chris also said that you could clearly tell where James Cameron's politics are, and apparently the whole thing is a screed against whaling, which maybe I'm a complete fucking retard, but I'm pretty sure the only people who can even legally hunt whale are Inuit (at least on this half of the planet) and they're limited to subsistence hunting. From what I remember of what he said, he liked the Father-Son aspect, which is pretty rare in modern films, and that where it was bad, it was just generically bad, not modern movie politisperging bad.

Also, while I didn't love it, I actually remember the original Avatar, and they didn't "Defeat Colonialism with Feels", the Na'vi just killed people. Unless Bob is so disconnected from other people that he thinks a 12-foot arrow through the chest is "feels".