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Bob is one of the few cows I would actually believe has images of actual literal cheese pizza on his computer.
Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.
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Bob is one of the few cows whose life would probably improve if he became a mukbanger.
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Andrew Tate:
Little Mommy Greta:
What does binary code reminds you of? Yes: gender binary!
Reportedly, the Twitter offices now take a resemblance with Twitter on cyberspace: badly managed and overflown with shit. (Archive of NYT article)
Whor
Little Mommy Greta:
What does binary code reminds you of? Yes: gender binary!
Reportedly, the Twitter offices now take a resemblance with Twitter on cyberspace: badly managed and overflown with shit. (Archive of NYT article)
Whor
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I would love to see this troon (I'm guessing it's a troon) explain how being trapped in a simulation of reality is a metaphor for troonism. Is it because you're (supposedly) a woman trapped in a man's body? Please, enlighten me.
Also, fucking luh-mao at this historical revisionism. There's an article from back when The Matrix was hot shit talking about one of the Wachowski brothers and his sexual deviancy, and it's an obvious straight shot from there to his eventual trooning out. The other one only went troon after being pressured into it by his sex pervert brother. Not once did they ever put anything about troons in the movie. Sure, they claimed years after the fact that the blonde-haired chick that got her plug pulled was supposed to be a troon, even claiming that her "not like this" line meant that she didn't want to die in the wrong body or some shit, but the big bad studio wouldn't let them do it. Yeah, that totally isn't you just inserting your fetishes into your previous work.
Finally, you don't have to be sane to question reality. Lots of insane fucks do it all the time. See: the entire troon movement.
This is a pretty good depiction of how out of touch Bob can be when it comes to the franchises he stans. General audience reactions have been pretty mixed on Thor 4, finding it disjointed and incongruous, directed by a guy so high on his own farts that he thinks undercutting literally everything with a godawful joke is the best thing ever. Most of the best praise I've seen of it was like, "well it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen."
And then here comes Bob, declaring it to be the best Thor evar. I only know of the scenes he's talking about through minor osmosis, but they're pretty fucking cringe from my understanding:
- "Bit with the kids" is where Thor just kind of magically empowers all the abducted Asgardian orphans (because I guess he can just do that now?) and they fight CGI monsters. I don't really see how that ends up in Bob's top 3 MCU moments, but I guess I'm just not an enlightened critic like he is.
- "The floating head shot" is literally just that, a really bad CGI shot, I think of one of the children, floating in mid-air. I dunno if it's the most egregious example of the movie's bad visuals, but it's certainly up there. My heart goes out to those overworked CGI artists, especially after Dickhead Waititty mocked your efforts directly. Seriously, fuck him.
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"I'd wear the whole ass cape around too! Why be a King if you can't ... "
Bob's worldview, laid bare: conspicuous wealth and preening is fine for him, he deserves it and if awarded it would use it to excess! But Red America buying pickup trucks? BAD! They squander the future!
Bob's worldview, laid bare: conspicuous wealth and preening is fine for him, he deserves it and if awarded it would use it to excess! But Red America buying pickup trucks? BAD! They squander the future!
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I was subjected to this awful movie and felt every minute of it. That being said, I like some Wattiti movies, but the man needs a babysitter to rein him in. Wattiti has even come out and said that Thor 4 was bad. If the director is tepidly shitting on it, it makes Blobbo's stanning of it even dumber.
Now I just assume that Blobby stans for this film entirely because it has a jacked dude being the butt of most of the jokes. which seems to be the only thing that gives him joy. Also the bright lights and pretty colors probably overwhelmed his borderline-autist senses.
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Remember, Bob likes the MCU for two reasons
- Big colorful action sequences where costumed characters jump around.
- Bob, like most autists, love seeing numbers go up. The more MCU movies there are, the more Bob loves them.
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The MCU was good up until half way, where it started to lose steam, but the train engine didn't really explode until after endgame. At this point I just go out with my extended family to see marvel movies, because family, and it's something to do for a night. Thor Love and Thunder wasn't one of them, for a good reason, I can only take so much.
Technically possible, but I wouldn't eat for two days afterwards and my anus would be leaking grease for 10. Bob truly is a blob.Well we know he does it for free.
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Don't forget -
3. Entertainment, like human history, is zero-sum. Every bit of "right" not embraced secedes ground to the "wrong" - Every minute not spent exalting the MCU is time that the DCU gains on you, and delays the coming of robotic space-brain Bobby's destiny..... as we all know the DCU fanbase is all haters and trolls with not a single sincere fan amongst them.
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he'd be no Albertus Magnus, Roger Bacon or Robert Grosseteste, that's for sure
(pre-Renaissance Catholic scholars who pioneered what's now known as the scientific method, i.e. both Thinkers and Believers)
also for being a really grey and grim place all round - Chernobyl was the most warmth and excitement the country had experienced for decades
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The first Matrix movie was produced before the troon brothers trooned out, so it's uncertain whether The Matrix was initially intended as a metaphor for transgenderism, or whether it was retconned in with a shoehorn.
However, for the sake of argument (assuming that both troon brothers felt like troons from an early age and this was their cope), let's accept the premise that The Matrix and all its sequels are a big fat Troon fantasy. It's even more deranged that way because it turns reality on its head. Reality is, a man is born in a man's body, and a woman is born in a woman's body. Reality does not hinge on a person's thoughts and feelings. It then would mean that the sunglass-wearing villain clones were trying to keep the main character from discovering "reality", which in the troon interpretation means that some individuals are in a virtual reality that denies them their preferred gender expression, and that "reality" would allow them to be what their brain thinks they are, not what their body shows from the beginning.
They're trying to say "THIS is my reality, not the reality we find ourselves in, but the TRUTH, that we're troons!" The Blue pill is supposed to mean ignoring the feelings of trooning and then not transitioning, while the red pill means exploring the "truth" (lol) and eventually transitioning. Which is a curious comparison indeed, because as I understand it, the feelings of trooning out can't really be suppressed in that manner.
Bob of course swallows this hook line and sinker, because the Artists
have Spoken , and this is their decree. Any who question this interpretation of the Matrix films, is a MAGAnaiseghoulen CHUD barrow wight trash, who has committed sacrelige by associating the Red Pill with waking up from commie nonsense, and equating the Blue Pill with continuing to happily swallow the commie nonsense and eat it up with a spoon. This interpretation is anathema to them because they're the very embodiment of the Blue Pill, because even if you grant that it's a Troon Allegory, the Blue Pill means NOT FACING REALITY. Because Actual Reality is NOT trooning out; that's pretty much the opposite of embracing reality. It's trooning out that is the fantasy.Bob probably could get a "seat at the table" of the Rat (sort of like how fellow Masshole LolCow Andrew "Tom Preston" Dobson would work for Disney, and ONLY Disney, but ended up not working for ANYONE except a few commissions), but, like Dobson, he's too stupid and lazy to work his way towards that. The most he'll get after all those stupid homebrew Game Overeater vidjas, is a credit on that stupid troon slasher movie "The Bludgeoning". For all that, he's still only Blobbert the Smoothbrained, Lard of Lynn, Last of his Line, Kwisatz Tarderach.
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The superior thinker MovieBob: "My favorite part of Thor 4 is when Thor used a bunch of children to fight his battles!"
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Bobby is very attached to Russell Crowe's Zeus, a fat, balding dude who stripes the jacked dude bare "as a joke"...
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Happy New Years! Here's to another year of watching and chronicling the would the great philosopher King, the Great Lapsed Pope, the one legged wonder of the world, first and last of his name, the Lord of Lynn Bob Chipman.
May your larders be full and your hearth be warm. you beautiful bastards
May your larders be full and your hearth be warm. you beautiful bastards
Arthur Morgan
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It's why his Trump whining was so funny. Trump is exactly what he thinks a smart billionaire is. Gaudy decorations, banging as many hot chicks as possible, saying whatever he wants, being a petty little bitch. Trump is Bob with any work ethic.
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at this rate Bob'll be the no-legged wonder of the world.Happy New Years! Here's to another year of watching and chronicling the would the great philosopher King, the Great Lapsed Pope, the one legged wonder of the world, first and last of his name, the Lord of Lynn Bob Chipman.
May your larders be full and your hearth be warm. you beautiful bastards
Happy New Years you magnificent exceptionals. May the new year bring us 5000 pages of Bobstism.
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You're referring to the "full playbook" where Assange cooperated with Swedish prosecutors who kept dropping everything? And who is also the guy your nemesis Donald J. Trump began prosecuting for espionage because he did journalism you claim to support? And who the U.S. immediately pushed to extradite exactly as Greenwald said they would? That Assange?
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The tide is turning on Assange a bit, since the low point when he was smeared with a rape charge by a person I believe was a CIA asset. (Protip: If a spy agency doesn't like you, and some hot chicks suddenly want to bang you, well... do some research at least. ) The fact that the rape charges have been dropped and now everyone is pretty clear what it is really about, makes it clear he's being persecuted for revealing state secrets.
Bob of course, hates Assange for releasing files on Clinton, and because the neocons who joined the Democratic party (a number of whom used to cheerlead for the Bush administration) hate him and told Bob to hate him. The fact that Pompeo entertained the idea of assassinating him while he was at the CIA (still have no idea how that got leaked) while he was working for Trump won't phase Bob.
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George Santos
Cenk Uygur -- and Bobby -- condones sexually-explicit drag shows being marketed to children, because it is the parents' call whether to let their kids attend.
What if teachers bring said sexually-explicit shows to schools without informing parents and let them opt out?
Antifa is another thing that presumably doesn't exist.
Do you know Bobby is a gunfighter?
Indeed WWIII will be fought with the power of multiple lesbo moms.
Andrew Tate. I repeat: the dox-by-pizza-box story is a total fabrication by some dickless intellectual from Harvard University.
So is the essence of social Liberalism constituting new forms of abuse?
Bobby jumps on the Adult Table again and is promptly called out.
Waffle House bumfight.
Peter Coffin.
More Whor. Is this the infamous "children" scene? These children are creepier than the nutcrackers in Barbarella but not nearly as frightening, if you get what I mean.
Of course Bobby reads politics into it because he is a grown-up. But if anything can be Mjolnir then where is Bobby's Mjolnir?
Why is everybody talking about Whor all of a sudden? Is the Rat doing damage control?
Bobby really hates it when the films he champions underperform. See how he spew vitriol at the messangers.
Another paean over Disney's business strategy.
More pointless slapfight over trash.
Mano-a-mano with a Predator-like creature.
Even before the Mario Movie takes off, Bobby is already dreaming of an NCU (Nintendo Cinematic Universe)
We know Mario is his religion already.
Old Cartoon, with a Bowie theme song.
David Byrne, of Talking Heads, covers Bowie's "Let's Dance" with some tattoo-covered slutbag.
Anyone who lived through Disney's childhood prostitution will sure have a tale to tell.
Happy New Year good folks! And may bad things continue to happen to Bad People.