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Bob is one of the few cows I would actually believe has images of actual literal cheese pizza on his computer.
I would love to see this troon (I'm guessing it's a troon) explain how being trapped in a simulation of reality is a metaphor for troonism. Is it because you're (supposedly) a woman trapped in a man's body? Please, enlighten me.What does binary code reminds you of? Yes: gender binary!
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This is a pretty good depiction of how out of touch Bob can be when it comes to the franchises he stans. General audience reactions have been pretty mixed on Thor 4, finding it disjointed and incongruous, directed by a guy so high on his own farts that he thinks undercutting literally everything with a godawful joke is the best thing ever. Most of the best praise I've seen of it was like, "well it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen."
Well we know he does it for free.Bob is one of the few cows whose life would probably improve if he became a mukbanger.
I was subjected to this awful movie and felt every minute of it. That being said, I like some Wattiti movies, but the man needs a babysitter to rein him in. Wattiti has even come out and said that Thor 4 was bad. If the director is tepidly shitting on it, it makes Blobbo's stanning of it even dumber.General audience reactions have been pretty mixed on Thor 4, finding it disjointed and incongruous, directed by a guy so high on his own farts that he thinks undercutting literally everything with a godawful joke is the best thing ever. Most of the best praise I've seen of it was like, "well it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen."
Remember, Bob likes the MCU for two reasonsI was subjected to this awful movie and felt every minute of it. That being said, I like some Wattiti movies, but the man needs a babysitter to rein him in. Wattiti has even come out and said that Thor 4 was bad. If the director is tepidly shitting on it, it makes Blobbo's stanning of it even dumber.
Now I just assume that Blobby stans for this film entirely because it has a jacked dude being the butt of most of the jokes. which seems to be the only thing that gives him joy. Also the bright lights and pretty colors probably overwhelmed his borderline-autist senses.
The MCU was good up until half way, where it started to lose steam, but the train engine didn't really explode until after endgame. At this point I just go out with my extended family to see marvel movies, because family, and it's something to do for a night. Thor Love and Thunder wasn't one of them, for a good reason, I can only take so much.Remember, Bob likes the MCU for two reasons
- Big colorful action sequences where costumed characters jump around.
- Bob, like most autists, love seeing numbers go up. The more MCU movies there are, the more Bob loves them.
Technically possible, but I wouldn't eat for two days afterwards and my anus would be leaking grease for 10. Bob truly is a blob.Well we know he does it for free.
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Don't forget -Remember, Bob likes the MCU for two reasons
- Big colorful action sequences where costumed characters jump around.
- Bob, like most autists, love seeing numbers go up. The more MCU movies there are, the more Bob loves them.
he'd be no Albertus Magnus, Roger Bacon or Robert Grosseteste, that's for sureWere he a religious man in the Middle Ages, he'd either make good bank selling indulgences to peasants that didn't know better about true soul salvation, or would be first in line to buy what he truly and honestly believed was his assured ticket to the Kingdom of Heaven.
also for being a really grey and grim place all round - Chernobyl was the most warmth and excitement the country had experienced for decadesThe only things Ukraine was known for before this war was corruption, crime, cheap whores and human trafficking, its funny how they work together.
The first Matrix movie was produced before the troon brothers trooned out, so it's uncertain whether The Matrix was initially intended as a metaphor for transgenderism, or whether it was retconned in with a shoehorn.I would love to see this troon (I'm guessing it's a troon) explain how being trapped in a simulation of reality is a metaphor for troonism. Is it because you're (supposedly) a woman trapped in a man's body? Please, enlighten me.
Also, fucking luh-mao at this historical revisionism. There's an article from back when The Matrix was hot shit talking about one of the Wachowski brothers and his sexual deviancy, and it's an obvious straight shot from there to his eventual trooning out. The other one only went troon after being pressured into it by his sex pervert brother. Not once did they ever put anything about troons in the movie. Sure, they claimed years after the fact that the blonde-haired chick that got her plug pulled was supposed to be a troon, even claiming that her "not like this" line meant that she didn't want to die in the wrong body or some shit, but the big bad studio wouldn't let them do it. Yeah, that totally isn't you just inserting your fetishes into your previous work.
Finally, you don't have to be sane to question reality. Lots of insane fucks do it all the time. See: the entire troon movement.
This is a pretty good depiction of how out of touch Bob can be when it comes to the franchises he stans. General audience reactions have been pretty mixed on Thor 4, finding it disjointed and incongruous, directed by a guy so high on his own farts that he thinks undercutting literally everything with a godawful joke is the best thing ever. Most of the best praise I've seen of it was like, "well it wasn't the worst thing I've ever seen."
And then here comes Bob, declaring it to be the best Thor evar. I only know of the scenes he's talking about through minor osmosis, but they're pretty fucking cringe from my understanding:
Bob, Bob, Bob. It doesn't matter how much you suck the Rat's cock. You are never going to be offered a seat at the table. Give some honest opinions for once, and maybe you'll regain a shred of credibility...wait, that would imply you had any to begin with. Never mind.
- "Bit with the kids" is where Thor just kind of magically empowers all the abducted Asgardian orphans (because I guess he can just do that now?) and they fight CGI monsters. I don't really see how that ends up in Bob's top 3 MCU moments, but I guess I'm just not an enlightened critic like he is.
- "The floating head shot" is literally just that, a really bad CGI shot, I think of one of the children, floating in mid-air. I dunno if it's the most egregious example of the movie's bad visuals, but it's certainly up there. My heart goes out to those overworked CGI artists, especially after Dickhead Waititty mocked your efforts directly. Seriously, fuck him.
Bobby is very attached to Russell Crowe's Zeus, a fat, balding dude who stripes the jacked dude bare "as a joke"...I just assume that Blobby stans for this film entirely because it has a jacked dude being the butt of most of the jokes. which seems to be the only thing that gives him joy.
It's why his Trump whining was so funny. Trump is exactly what he thinks a smart billionaire is. Gaudy decorations, banging as many hot chicks as possible, saying whatever he wants, being a petty little bitch. Trump is Bob with any work ethic."I'd wear the whole ass cape around too! Why be a King if you can't ... "
Bob's worldview, laid bare: conspicuous wealth and preening is fine for him, he deserves it and if awarded it would use it to excess! But Red America buying pickup trucks? BAD! They squander the future!
at this rate Bob'll be the no-legged wonder of the world.Happy New Years! Here's to another year of watching and chronicling the would the great philosopher King, the Great Lapsed Pope, the one legged wonder of the world, first and last of his name, the Lord of Lynn Bob Chipman.
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You're referring to the "full playbook" where Assange cooperated with Swedish prosecutors who kept dropping everything? And who is also the guy your nemesis Donald J. Trump began prosecuting for espionage because he did journalism you claim to support? And who the U.S. immediately pushed to extradite exactly as Greenwald said they would? That Assange?Andrew Tate:
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The tide is turning on Assange a bit, since the low point when he was smeared with a rape charge by a person I believe was a CIA asset. (Protip: If a spy agency doesn't like you, and some hot chicks suddenly want to bang you, well... do some research at least. ) The fact that the rape charges have been dropped and now everyone is pretty clear what it is really about, makes it clear he's being persecuted for revealing state secrets.You're referring to the "full playbook" where Assange cooperated with Swedish prosecutors who kept dropping everything? And who is also the guy your nemesis Donald J. Trump began prosecuting for espionage because he did journalism you claim to support? And who the U.S. immediately pushed to extradite exactly as Greenwald said they would? That Assange?