Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Bolo_the_Second]

Blobbo of course is too stupid to realize this, because he's worried about the cost of removing his foot when the diabeetus takes it. Of course at his advanced age and obesity, it's probably starting to become discolored and smell...

I don't think Robert thinks too much about it to be honest, it is just part of his twitter politics dogma: Government Health Care - Good, moral, right, clap.

It doesn't go beyond that, Robert operates on partisan flow-charts, only breaking with twitter lefties when it get to the point where the tankies are.

And Mr.Beast is young, rich and dumb, he just had a "let them eat cake" moment, where he is so detached from the actual issue and problems from said issue, that he spouts callus and thoughtless opinions on shit he knows nothing about.

I'm not against Universal health care per si, if the people voted for it and understand the inevitables set backs from such system, I would say fine go for it. But don't try to push this sanctimonious shit "oh, if the goverment weren't so evil and greedy, we all would live perfect lives by now, because I am a good person!!"

It's cool that Mr.Beast helped people in need, but that doesn't give cart blanche to say stupid shit, if the health care issue was as easy as "just do the right thing", arrogant prick.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Jordan Peterson pretends to be a foodie.

The link is to one of Bobby's shorts entitled "Jordan Peterson Reviews a Dracula Anime?"

Better send a thank you note to Bob, Jordan. When you wade out of your depth there's not always a person charging for the abyssal plain and making you look positively wise in comparison.

It was just a cartoon about a blue killjoy telling kids not to dump fracking waste in the local reservoir and to narc on their neighbor for trying to build a breeder reactor in his tool shed.

All I wanted to do was bring cheap power to the masses and that Soviet bitch hit me with a tornado.

 

[PunishedCanadian]

Why is it always people that would be sterilized that are proponents for eugenics? Dunning-Kruger in effect. Someone should tell Blob that black people would be almost completely disenfranchised if they put IQ testing in place to vote. His head would explode.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

And Mr.Beast is young, rich and dumb, he just had a "let them eat cake" moment, where he is so detached from the actual issue and problems from said issue, that he spouts callus and thoughtless opinions on shit he knows nothing about.

I am only now realizing Mr. Beast is a "personality" and not just a guy invented for Honey ads.

 

[Koby_Fish]

A fat weekend warrior that can nail a bullseye with nothing but a snubbie revolver is more than a match for Blob, with more training on pistols than most military if he goes in weekly, hypothetical of course. I do chuckle at the guy mentioning archery- we replaced it with guns because you don't have to start training with a 6 year old.

Evolution is when we get lazer eyes and wings bob. Chopping our dicks off is de evolution, taking away to reproduce and as such, evolve.

But but don't you realize, friendo, that Technology will make us immortal? I'll get a robot body to upload my immortal consciousness into so I can talk to Commander Datas on Star Trek and be able to play Super Mario 3 IN MY HEAD! We can scientifically change bodies so they match a person's delusion fondest wish! My cousin can finally be the woman 'she' always wanted to be! We won't NEED to have kids, but we'll have transplantable wombs into Trans women so they can fully realize their gender! - Bob, probably

Hey, Bobbo got to interview James Gunn once...a decade ago.

You can tell under his snark that Bob is actually jealous that others more popular and successful than he is are able to score interviews with actually famous people, while Bob himself continues to slum it in the dark recesses of YouTube, producing videos that nobody watches and giving opinions that nobody cares about. It's just him and a slowly dwindling fanbase.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Louis CK did anything worse than masturbate while women were in the room with him. Like, he didn't lock the door, he didn't physically assault anyone, he was just like "hey can I jack off" and if they left, whatever. I mean, yeah, pretty weird and gross, but I don't think seeing a guy's dick counts as sexual assault.

Ah, atheists attempting to show how smart they are about the religion they hate (only Christianity, funny that) will never get old.

First off, the Gospel in the lectionary for this week was on the Beatitudes, which is how I'm well refreshed on where the actual "poor in spirit" line is from. As you said, Jesus is clearly referring to literal poverty. The point of the scene is that his time with the disciples is nearly at an end, and Mary, whether it's because she can sense this or not, anoints him with the costly perfume in a purely selfless act of devotion. The poor will be around and in need of assistance in the days and years to come, but the disciples should focus on their rabbi's final teachings to them while he is still with them.

While the OP is clearly engaging in a bit of prooftexting himself, his point is still salient. Christian teaching does not literally state that everyone should give up all their possessions and donate everything to the poor (because then you would be making yourself destitute instead), but that we should make every reasonable effort to help those in need. Top-down redistribution of wealth simply doesn't work, as the millions dead under communist rule clearly show.

There's a difference between apathy and hatred. Most people don't get that worked up over the MCU anymore, positive or negative. There are still some diehard fanboys and anti-fans that rave/rant about it respectively, but general audiences are more like "eh, new Marvel, I guess I'll see it" or "eh, new Marvel, I don't much care." Nobody really thinks they're "cool" for hating Disney's assembly line garbage, especially since it's apathy instead.

Note also that Bobby sees nothing wrong with the MCU "swallowing global culture for 20 years." Remember, everything's a zero-sum game with Bob, and he wants nothing more than his team to win everything while everyone else fails. He would take it as a personal slight if Disney ever moved on from capeshit, though I suppose he won't have to worry about that since Disney is perfectly content to pulverize that dead horse.

Note who isn't at this secure event. Poor Bobby, never gets invited to sit at the cool kids' table, has to beg for scraps of leaks to prop up his channel.

I have a version of Freud's theories about dudes who weren't breastfed but for guys from Boston whose mothers drank while they were in the womb. They attempt to marinate chicken in a bag of hot sauce for four days and consider that edible.

Stones and glass houses, Bobbo.

Ah yes, the beatitudes. We had that last weekend too. "Poor in spirit" means people who know they need God.

Jesus was basically saying in the other context (The poor you will have with you always)that poverty would not be eliminated before the Second Coming. (Sorry, Trekspergs)

Most fedora-tipping atheism 101 spergs don't understand the interaction between Jesus and the Rich Young Man. Jesus was speaking specifically TO him, not to everybody reading the text or hearing those words, in that context. This is because Jesus knew that the rich young man treasured possessions over following Jesus. In that context, the Disciples themselves 'left all things' (Peter and his fisherman crew quit fishing, for instance) to literally follow Jesus around. It's not a general thing to apply in a broader context of Christianity.

Man, I bet Mama Chipman thought a glass (or two? Maybe three?) of wine with dinner EVERY night was normal or not enough to cause harm? I mean Bob doesn't show the signs of full-Blown FAS, but damn, I bet between the pickled eggs and Daddy's pickled swimmers, enough damage was done that manifested itself in an incredibly troubled child (if angry ALL the time isn't troubled, IDK what is). Mama Chipman is absolutely a "wine mom".

Bob beefing with Peterson about the proper way to cook a leg of beef is just so, so very on brand.

Bob gets overcooked tenderloin from discount Dave & Buster's; it's no surprise to me that Bob is like 1 degree away from putting ketchup on it whilst claiming Jordan Peterson doesn't know how to handle a steak Bob almost certainly HASN'T had because there is no way on god's green earth he could AFFORD it, let alone cooked. Actually if you really think about it, an air fryer isn't a bad idea. Wagyu steak is quite fatty. If you like crispy on the outside, man, that'll do it for sure, while having it be frozen starting out will make sure it's at least not overcooked in the middle. It's literally the same concept as putting steak under a broiler, but with convection heat. If Bob had an air fryer and miraculously got his grubby hands on A-5 Wagyu, he could test for himself whether Kermit's methods were valid. But nope, he's got a big ol' beam in his own eye while poking at the speck in Peterson's.

Bob would let federal agents spit roast his mom if they said it was a good thing and someone with a MAGA hat said it was a bad thing while crying for his mom.

The man who left a whole chicken in a duct taped garbage bag of hot sauce for days and cooked his famous Mountain Dew chicken UPSIDE DOWN till it was burnt has no place to mock Jordan Peterson when he talks about food.

I forget, did Bob's Mt. Dew Lemon Kiwi (lol) Chicken have big ol' lemon tiddies under the breast, or am I thinking of someone else's culinary abortion?

The fact that Bob's whole Mt. Don't Chicken was burnt means a couple of things. First, duh, there's sugar in Mt. Dew. Sugar aids in browning but it also can burn quite easily. Bob did not take steps to prevent this such as covering the chicken loosely with tinfoil over part of the cooking time, he probably also left it in the oven way too long, and he also probably didn't start the chicken out breast-side-down. I start all poultry breast side down and around one third to 1/2 the way through I flip that thing over so the skin can be browned and crisped up a bit. Also, Bob's oven was probably set way too high. Some people like to "sear" meat for 15-30 min at high temperature like over 400, but maybe Bob did this but forgot to turn down the heat. If that chicken (breast anyway) wasn't dry as shit after that performance, it's a miracle. He probably doesn't even have/use a meat thermometer to check doneness so it doesn't turn out like that.

 

[JayHarrison]

Nazibob:

As usual, Moviebob is wrong. We need more Floridas and Texases (or should that be Texes?) than we need New Yorks, Californias, and Bob's native Assholechusettses.

ADDENDUM: And, by the way, since when has Moviebob ever been on the side of knowledge, goodness, decency, and intellectual evolution? (Here's a hint: If you responded with anyting that's non-synonymous with "never", you're completely wrong.)

 

[Koby_Fish]

Nazibob:
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As usual, Moviebob is wrong. We need more Floridas and Texases (or should that be Texes?) than we need New Yorks, Californias, and Bob's native Assholechusettses.

ADDENDUM: And, by the way, since when has Moviebob ever been on the side of knowledge, goodness, decency, and intellectual evolution? (Here's a hint: If you responded with anyting that's non-synonymous with "never", you're completely wrong.)

Some teacher or group of teachers, nay, the whole ass teachers' union, is selling this to kids as "the mean Republicans are going to take ALL your books!" which would ONLY be true, if ALL the books were quasi-pr0n, age-inappropriate thinly-veiled or blatant leftist commie propaganda. I doubt that Ron DeSantis is coming for The Giving Tree or The Hungry Hungry Caterpillar.

The Left Hates Objective Truth, which is funny because Bob presents his argument here as an Objective Truth. Also hilarious because it's decadence and depravity like that of the Left that destroys civilizations, not so much the Right. The Right does not hate Knowledge or Goodness; Bob's concept of either one are skewed as hell. He's stuck on "Hurr Durr The Right's Sky Daddy-based Superstition is holding us back from the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah!"

But also, Bob exhorts the "decent" (LOL) people to oust the MAGAnaiseghoulen Wheelbarrow Wight Trash Believers from society and from their familial and social circles. You know what happens when you do shit like that, Bob? They all band together, and then they go to war. Since Wastelands cannot be rendered Oxygenless, they would survive and go full prepper mode and I'm pretty sure that's a war the low-T soy latte Left can't win.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

@Koby_Fish Here is the pic of the famous Mountain Dew chicken.

You must be thinking of someone else about the lemon tiddies. I mean he might have shoved them under the skin but we can't tell from this picture. I'm guessing that he put it under the broiler to try to crisp it up and left under there 3 minutes too long.

 

[Quixotic Man]

The Holy Land has issued an important proclamation, one which will impact the pilgrimage of Bob Chipman directly: No Fatties Allowed.



Article Link

 

[JayHarrison]

The Holy Land has issued an important proclamation, one which will impact the pilgrimage of Bob Chipman directly: No Fatties Allowed.

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The bad news: I'm 5'10" (178cm) tall and weigh about 70-100 pounds (31.8 - 45.5kg) heavier than the ideal weight for my height. For the moment, the 40-inch (100cm) waist restriction prevents me from enjoying this ride. This disappoints me.

The good news: Given Moviebob's girth, Bob will likely never be eligible to enjoy this ride, regardless how many metric tons of lard Bob loses. This gives me joy.

 

[Koby_Fish]

@Koby_Fish Here is the pic of the famous Mountain Dew chicken.
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You must be thinking of someone else about the lemon tiddies. I mean he might have shoved them under the skin but we can't tell from this picture. I'm guessing that he put it under the broiler to try to crisp it up and left under there 3 minutes too long.

ah i see. Now there's nothing inherently wrong with doing a chicken breast-side down but yeah, looks like he forgot to flip it over, or doesn't know enough TO flip it over.

I guess Bob didn't own a roasting pan back then? IDK I would have at least invested in a roasting pan with a rack and then put the chiken on the rack, instead of using a pyrex pan like that. But I guess ya gotta go with what you have, and I suppose Mama Chipman had only one roasting pan and wasn't about to give it up.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Mama Chipman is absolutely a "wine mom".

if the state of Film Robert is anything to go by, she was a chronic fucking moonshine mom

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

ADDENDUM: And, by the way, since when has Moviebob ever been on the side of knowledge, goodness, decency, and intellectual evolution? (Here's a hint: If you responded with anyting that's non-synonymous with "never", you're completely wrong.)

You may say that but let me tell you something. You're gonna feel awfully silly when the rich and powerful elites build a galaxy-hopping spaceship loaded up with the immortal consciousnesses of the world's best thinkers and Moviebob's right up there with them debating the cultural impact Super Mario Bros 3 had on a generation of kids born too late to fight in Vietnam.

 

[Positron]

Nazibob:
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As usual, Moviebob is wrong. We need more Floridas and Texases (or should that be Texes?) than we need New Yorks, Californias, and Bob's native Assholechusettses.

What Florida is against is not knowledge, but gay and tranny pornography being shown to children by their schoolteachers. And no prize guessing who wrote the letters that David Beard mentions.




Why don't the crybabies in Harper Collins go on a strike? Harper Collins is literally shaking.


I'm not sure if "in terms patently offensive by contemporary community" means anything to the queers.

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As German politico Sahra Wagenknecht sees it, academics and their privileged scion have turned leftist German parties into their own social club, serving not the interest of the poor but their own boutique issues.


Bobby was born, not raised, to be a Thinker.


Jimmy Dore mocks the Savior Of The Free World, friend of Goldman Sachs, J. P. Morgan, and Blackrock.

You can mock MTG for her looks, but not Zelensky for his shamless greed and warmongering. Kids! Punch down, not up!

"Failed ex-celebrities".



I thought America caused millions of injun deaths too?

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DC announced plenty of audiovisual works, especially movies, all under the tutelage of the bovine fuck's top James Gunn.

I wonder what will be the subhuman's reaction to it all.

"I never miss."







Apparently this is a capeshit character no one knows.

On the other hand, Gunn's copilot approves of the shelving of Batgirl.

Perhaps the directors do deserve a fuck-you?

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I don't even know Hancock is a Marvel property.




People are more tolerant of cheese dialogues in a cartoon, because people (normal people anyway) tend to be much less emotionally invested in cartoon characters than live-action characters.



Bobby is scared by mayo ghoul cartoon:

 

[Dean Pentel]

I think I get it now. At first I was convinced that Bob is either simply a glutton, or he's "eating his feelings" (you know, all the regret and anguish he experiences every time he goes by a mirror or engages in introspection for even one second).

No, he's actually getting high off his own farts. There's no better explanation. To ensure he always has an ample supply, his diet must reflect the quantity and quality required to produce such gas. This is why he's so morbidly, disgustingly obese.

 

[JayHarrison]

What Florida is against is not knowledge, but gay and tranny pornography being shown to children by their schoolteachers. And no prize guessing who wrote the letters that David Beard mentions.

E-X-actly.

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Moviebob debate tactic number whatever: Whenever Moviebob doesn't have any substantial counter-argument, Bob reverts to the lazy "you're not a person" ad hominem tactic.

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It's been a while but...

I'm not sure if "in terms patently offensive by contemporary community" means anything to the queers.

Or Leftists. On the potentially bright side, this could prevent children in South Carolina from seeing Christina Aguilera simulating masturbation with a strap-on dildo ever again.

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As German politico Sahra Wagenknecht sees it, academics and their privileged scion have turned leftist German parties into their own social club, serving not the interest of the poor but their own boutique issues.
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Misogynistic Moviebob is Misogynistic.

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Bobby was born, not raised, to be a Thinker.

If that's the case, Moviebob's doing a really, really shitty job at it.

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"Highly educated" is not synonymous with "experienced". A "highly educated" lawyer does not make one automagically experienced in medical practice. A "highly educated" software programmer does not make one automagically experienced in carpentry. A "highly educated" accountant does not make one automagically experienced in agriculture. And being Moviebob doesn't automagically make Bob experienced in anything outside of dumbfuckery, regardless of education level.

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Jimmy Dore mocks the Savior Of The Free World, friend of Goldman Sachs, J. P. Morgan, and Blackrock.
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You can mock MTG for her looks, but not Zelensky for his shamless greed and warmongering. Kids! Punch down, not up!

Moviebob can't punch up because Bob refuses to--especially when Democrats are in charge. Moviebob can't punch downward because Bob's belly serves as an obstruction. If anything, whenever Moviebob gets angry, Bob repeatedly stomps its feet like a whiny two-year-old who didn't get their ba-ba.

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"Failed ex-celebrities".
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James Woods is an award-winning actor. Moviebob is (less than) a nobody.

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I thought America caused millions of injun deaths too?

So what? Moviebob wants 62,984,828 U.S. citizens wiped from existence because they stole the fyuuchaa Bob EARNED. Because everyone knows that if we had elected Führer Hillary in 2016, Bob would already be gorging its craw on Martian rice for the past six years, among other interplanetary crops.

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I don't even know Hancock is a Marvel property.

RMIR.

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Bobby is scared by mayo ghoul cartoon:
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I'm guessing because the writing for King of the Hill is, on average, several grade levels higher than anyting Moviebob's capable of typing out.

 

[TowinKarz]

I'm guessing because the writing for King of the Hill is, on average, several grade levels higher than anyting Moviebob's capable of typing out.

It also doesn't deify people based on their political leanings, race or educational level. Which is confusing/enraging to people like Bob who can only be at rest if TV assures them all their enemies in society are dumber than them and will be depicted that way.

Ironically, that means that Mike Judge's works are ones where you can laugh freely because it skewers everyone. If Bob wasn't so adverse to 'right wing' media by choice, he'd see that in a show like Beavis and Butthead, for example, there's open mockery of the very people he hates....

Mr. VanDriessen was the soymale before it was cool.
Mr. Buzzcut is ex-military with two settings : Rage and Rage harder
Daria is a walking talking dismissal of traditional culture.
Todd wouldn't look out of place in any trailer park in North America

But, because the subject matter is verboten , all discussion and thought for the original Thinker (tm) ends there.

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Koby_Fish , responding to your post, the day we get computers small enough to pack our brains into a robot is the day Christ comes , because that's pure antichrist shit lol.

What Florida is against is not knowledge, but gay and tranny pornography being shown to children by their schoolteachers. And no prize guessing who wrote the letters that David Beard mentions.

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Why don't the crybabies in Harper Collins go on a strike? Harper Collins is literally shaking.

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I'm not sure if "in terms patently offensive by contemporary community" means anything to the queers.

This is what needed to be done ages ago. And they're not being idiots and going after shit like D&D. Is it a bit heavy handed? You could make the argument. But when teachers are showing kids literal porn and telling them about sex when they're 6, action should be taken.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

The Left Hates Objective Truth, which is funny because Bob presents his argument here as an Objective Truth.

Foolish mortal! Film Robert has transcended such labels and made his Subjective Truth the Objective Truth*! Praise Film Robert! Praise Truth!

(* Except when a woman** later disagrees with him and he backpedals.)

(** A "subjective" woman.)

 

[Tacgnol]

Bob bragging about his life? Oh lordy!

Imagine being a <ahem> college educated <ack!> Gen-X male and proudly proclaiming your lack of a mortgage. Millennials are supposed to be the faggots who can't afford real estate, live with mommy and pine for the days of dorm room living.