Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The tired cat]

12Nov#29

He still mad about One Piece, aint he?

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Bob is straight up demented at this point over the failure of The Marvels.

He comes up with the most convoluted fucking shit to try and explain it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Box office, needless to say, doesn't matter one bit -- but if it mattered you can't find a better expert than Bobby.

People like Bob got "Yass Kween Slay!" Girlboss Dopamine hits and thus think they like the movie and think it's "fun".

I mean, I like Explosions and action as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean Bayformers is good, for instance.

12Nov#24

a 'dear friend' who's NOT on twatter? I call bullshit. Nobody Bob knows, either on twatter or IRL, is going to be a "dear friend". Bob only thinks so because said "friend" can't softblock them six times IRL and is too nice (more so than Hotdog Abortion) to call him out on him being a damn creep.

...or the Stacys.

Stacy is mistaking "Conservatives" with "Narcissists" and while it's possible to be both, there's also leftists who are narcissists. Conservatives are not monsters. Narcissists who call themselves Conservatives are.

You don't look like a woman either, Alan.

If that troon honestly thinks the dude in the pic can't outrun EVERY girl EVER (track star or no), they're extremely delusional about way more than their "assigned at birth" body.

Bobby spergs uselessly about "underwater basket weaving".

the fact that it's a "real thing" doesn't mean it's a real USEFUL thing (in any way other than the hyper-specialized and sparse jobs that are mostly in TEACHING and not very many in actual study).

Bob, Yu Yu Hakasho was on Toonami, not Cartoon Network you Netflix seething retard

Eh, I watched Yu Yu Hakusho on Cartoon Network's adult swim in 2004, while visiting USA. It may have been on Toonami as well at some point but IIRC wasn't Toonami just a block on Cartoon Network similar to Adult Swim (but more Kid-friendly) anyway? Other things I saw while there back then were Blue Gender, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and Big O.

Not going to quote all the cope here, but damn is this a lot of cope. Bob is desperately trying to explain away how big of a flop Captain Resting Bitchface 2 is turning out to be, and I'm just over here enjoying a good case of schadenfreude.

Bob's desperately trying to justify the dopamine hit he got while watching it.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Bob is straight up demented at this point over the failure of The Marvels.

He comes up with the most convoluted fucking shit to try and explain it.

Bob thinking The Marvels lack of success is because of Brie Larson and the other actresses not doing interviews is too damn funny. He still thinks we’re in the 1990s, when the country tuned in every night to watch Carson/Letterman/Leno because they literally had nothing else to watch during late night tv beyond VHS Tapes you had to pay top dollar for.

And the film critic he “clapped back” at for complaining the Marvels was made for nerds is absolutely right. Anyone who keeps up with all the damn Marvel content pumped out today is a NERD. A bigger nerd than me and I read and bought comic books for nearly a decade.

“How did Batman become Batman? His parents were shot.” “How did Spider-Man become Spider-Man? He was bitten by a radioactive spider that changed his DNA giving him godly superhuman strength and reaction times.” How did Monica Rambeau become a superhuman? Well you see in the limited series on Disney+ Wandavision Scarlet Witch has a mental breakdown over the death of her lover Vision and creates a fantasy utopia based on her life of old television. Unfortunately she held a whole town hostage under deep mental prisons. Agent Monica Rambeau gets into the town to try to speak reason to Scarlet Witch, Scarlet Witch uses her superpower magic to shoot Monica away from her town and in this act Monica is given superhuman powers!”

You see how that last superhero origin is not like the others? Because it’s a shitty origin story. And I can’t even tell you how Pakistani Ms. Marvel got her powers. When you develop a movie around characters nobody but dorks know about you kill appeal. When you have to watch 3 Disney+ Shows (Wandavision, Ms. Marvel, and Secret Invasion) to get the full story you’ve totally created recipe for disaster.

Didn’t have to watch jackshit to enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy, didn’t even feel like Capeshit and that’s why James Gunn’s 3rd movie did well in the box office.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love seeing Bob in this state, because he's just been so goddamn smug about the success of the MCU for so long, even before the community of MCU haters formed, because he attached his ego to it like a parasite.

Words cannot express the amount of self satisfaction Bob took in being an early cheerleader for what became the biggest thing in entertainment for a decade.

Now it's all tainted, because the content is mostly not as good, box office and ratings are trending lower, and there's an army of Youtube talking heads who's job it is to shit on the MCU everyday who live rent free in Bob's head.

Even if the MCU comes back with another critically and financial success, it still won't ever be quite the same for Bob as it was before.

 

[Foltest]

Here is an easy explanation to why the marvels will not do well:
It is another marvel film that is meh at best.
What sets it apart from the other mediocre shit that we have seen since endgame?
Can someone enjoy the movie without watching all the other marvel shit?
Moviebob is too fucking stupid to understand that apathy have settled in for superhero movies.

 

[Positron]

13Nov#01
Anti-Turdism is a disease; Bobby is the cure.


13Nov#02
Turd fans don't have to fight alone; Stephen King fights with you.


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13Nov#05
Box-office cope will continue for a while.


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13Nov#10
You already know covid is among the thousands of reasons that Turd 2 flops, but did you know they also include...David Fincher?

What is the difference?

13Nov#11
And of course the RT score cope will continue in tandem with the box office cope.


13Nov#12

As if "sexist comments about Stinkface Larson" were a bad thing.

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13Nov#16

Ugh.

13Nov#17

Ugh.

13Nov#18

These people eat da poo poo.

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13Nov#20
MCU fans marvels at the "show don't tell" school of scriptwriting.


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13Nov#22

You let people enjoy their sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, slutphobic, fatphobic things, we let you enjoy your Benetton and Rainbow Colored Mary Sues. Deal?

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13Nov#24
Netflix girlboss show, by Zack Snyder.


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13Nov#26

Yeah, not even the girl?

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13Nov#27
John Cleese still believes in the ideal of liberal democracy, but he also knows it is human nature to fuck things up. The woke prohibit any discussion of contrary ideas, lest people become aware of the alternative to woke.


13Nov#28
Adam Driver says, "Fuck you. I dunno. Next question".


13Nov#29
Much like its protagonist, Coyote might just bounce back after being buried.

I daresay WB knows how to market Looney Tunes; what they might have problem with is marketing Looney Tunes tinged with James Gunn.

13Nov#30

Well...


13Nov#31
Speaking of Sonic.


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13Nov#35
Do you need another reason to vote for Trump?


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13Nov#38

The best thing in life is not seeing anyone as your enemy.

 

[Mr Processor]

12Nov#05

Bob, why would you go to a monastery like a filthy believer?

They would also put a musical number in a superhero movie. I want to know the thought process behind it.

In the movie Scrooged, with Bill Murray, there is a scene when a network executive says to Murray's character, "Weren't there dormice in A Christmas Carol?" and Murray quickly replies "No, but I always thought there should have been." So, later there is a scene where they are trying to staple tiny antlers to the heads of mice. The context was that the executive said, "More animals are watching TV than ever before." So, just replace animals with Indians, and the decision makes sense.

You mean cosplay as Lindsay Ellis?

For $200K, he might not need to find someone to cosplay as her...

12Nov#38

As the lover of two transwomen you are a freakish abomination, and your interest is contrary to normal people's.

Look, if one of the candidates is really planning to shut down Trans, Inc, "The RadicalDino," that would be a good reason to vote for them, and not a knock against them.

12Nov#41

I'll definitely turn the other way if a truck driver shoot down some overprivileged son or daughter of the bourgie class cosplaying as "environmentalist".

The only reason Bob and "Project Liberal" care about this incident in Panama is because they are worried that someone in the United States will decide to do this during the next "Last Generation" protest. The solution is to have the police actually do their jobs and remove people who are illegally blocking traffic, blocking emergency vehicles and creating a road hazard. As long as the police are arresting the people "interfering with the protests" and not the ones creating the road block, the potential for this does exist (though I'm guessing the next incident won't be a shooting but people being run over by a car).

@Positron
13Nov#22

You let people enjoy their sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, slutphobic, fatphobic things, we let you enjoy your Benetton and Rainbow Colored Mary Sues. Deal?

Simone would never make that deal.

 

[The tired cat]

13Nov#31
Speaking of Sonic.

Aw, please keep telling me you aren mad Bob, please keep saying you arent seething with rage.

13Nov#30

Just replace Grammy with Emmy Bobo, thats what your "win" equals.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

13Nov#37

Man Blob just continues to impress me with his willful ignorance.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I love seeing Bob in this state, because he's just been so goddamn smug about the success of the MCU for so long, even before the community of MCU haters formed, because he attached his ego to it like a parasite.

Words cannot express the amount of self satisfaction Bob took in being an early cheerleader for what became the biggest thing in entertainment for a decade.

Now it's all tainted, because the content is mostly not as good, box office and ratings are trending lower, and there's an army of Youtube talking heads who's job it is to shit on the MCU everyday who live rent free in Bob's head.

Even if the MCU comes back with another critically and financial success, it still won't ever be quite the same for Bob as it was before.

Ego is all Bob has. To admit he backed the wrong horse is basically suicide for him. He will shill forever, even when he has nothing left, because he'll always have his pride

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Anti-Turdism is a disease; Bobby is the cure.

Ah, the haters of The Marvel's are subhumans who don't matter. Still not getting my money Bobby.

13Nov#31
Speaking of Sonic.

I don't get your reference Blob, but if you're not watching Sonic 3 and watching Shadow wreck shit, you stupid. But I know your love bones for Mario won't let you do that, so guess you're gay.

13Nov#35
Do you need another reason to vote for Trump?

Ah, Bob, you think NOT giving kids the snip is "trans genocide"? Fuck me man. I just want to vote for Trump harder now.

only reason Bob and "Project Liberal" care about this incident in Panama is because they are worried that someone in the United States will decide to do this during the next "Last Generation" protest. The solution is to have the police actually do their jobs and remove people who are illegally blocking traffic, blocking emergency vehicles and creating a road hazard. As long as the police are arresting the people "interfering with the protests" and not the ones creating the road block, the potential for this does exist (though I'm guessing the next incident won't be a shooting but people being run over by a car).

Honestly I find it based. Someone was going to have enough tomfoolery at one point. The elites are gonna be scrambling, but what are they gonna do? The cops hate the eco freaks. Now I don't advocate you do this, but I'm not surprised it happened either, let me be clear.

 

[Mr Processor]

13Nov#33

It would have been more correct to say mythological races, but Bob, do you think Games Workshop created orcs? Sandy Petersen

just gets more and more disappointing whenever I see his tweets. Alignment is pretty important to fantasy stories in The Lord of the Rings mode, because evil things and good people are an important part of the story. The ring is intrinsically evil, the orcs are intrinsically evil, the Nazgul started out good but are now damned due to the influence of Sauron and will never be able return to being good.

It's perfectly fine to enjoy fantasies set in a morally gray world where good and evil are not so clearcut, but AD&D 1e and it's successors up until recently preferred something more black and white. Since AD&D is the most popular fantasy game in the West, I can't say they were wrong. Meanwhile mostly elderly nerds like me have heard of Runequest (I'm sure a lot of people probably think when they see it "do you mean Runescape?").

In AD&D alignment originally operated as a game mechanic, with penalties for alignment change, creatures that would hunt you based on your alignment (or as a punishment for changing alignment) or spells like "Protection from Evil" or magic items like "Sword of Evil, +1." Sure, you can rip all that stuff out and destroy it, but why do you feel the need to do that? Ironically, given AD&D's old Satanic reputation, I think the modern rights holders of AD&D are uncomfortable with clear distinctions between good and evil.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It would have been more correct to say mythological races, but Bob, do you think Games Workshop created orcs? Sandy Petersen
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just gets more and more disappointing whenever I see his tweets. Alignment is pretty important to fantasy stories in The Lord of the Rings mode, because evil things and good people are an important part of the story. The ring is intrinsically evil, the orcs are intrinsically evil, the Nazgul started out good but are now damned due to the influence of Sauron and will never be able return to being good.

It's perfectly fine to enjoy fantasies set in a morally gray world where good and evil are not so clearcut, but AD&D 1e and it's successors up until recently preferred something more black and white. Since AD&D is the most popular fantasy game in the West, I can't say they were wrong. Meanwhile mostly elderly nerds like me have heard of Runequest (I'm sure a lot of people probably think when they see it "do you mean Runescape?").

In AD&D alignment originally operated as a game mechanic, with penalties for alignment change, creatures that would hunt you based on your alignment (or as a punishment for changing alignment) or spells like "Protection from Evil" or magic items like "Sword of Evil, +1." Sure, you can rip all that stuff out and destroy it, but why do you feel the need to do that? Ironically, given AD&D's old Satanic reputation, I think the modern rights holders of AD&D are uncomfortable with clear distinctions between good and evil.

Bob and leftists feel the need to rip alignment out because A: they don't understand the in game mechanics, so they try to destroy and simplify it. B: they find morality to be Christian bullshit that their parents taught, so they got to remove it. C: they want to fuck demons, they are down bad.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

It would have been more correct to say mythological races, but Bob, do you think Games Workshop created orcs? Sandy Petersen
View attachment 5490151
just gets more and more disappointing whenever I see his tweets. Alignment is pretty important to fantasy stories in The Lord of the Rings mode, because evil things and good people are an important part of the story. The ring is intrinsically evil, the orcs are intrinsically evil, the Nazgul started out good but are now damned due to the influence of Sauron and will never be able return to being good.

It's perfectly fine to enjoy fantasies set in a morally gray world where good and evil are not so clearcut, but AD&D 1e and it's successors up until recently preferred something more black and white. Since AD&D is the most popular fantasy game in the West, I can't say they were wrong. Meanwhile mostly elderly nerds like me have heard of Runequest (I'm sure a lot of people probably think when they see it "do you mean Runescape?").

In AD&D alignment originally operated as a game mechanic, with penalties for alignment change, creatures that would hunt you based on your alignment (or as a punishment for changing alignment) or spells like "Protection from Evil" or magic items like "Sword of Evil, +1." Sure, you can rip all that stuff out and destroy it, but why do you feel the need to do that? Ironically, given AD&D's old Satanic reputation, I think the modern rights holders of AD&D are uncomfortable with clear distinctions between good and evil.

Also, ducks.

Bob and leftists feel the need to rip alignment out because A: they don't understand the in game mechanics, so they try to destroy and simplify it. B: they find morality to be Christian bullshit that their parents taught, so they got to remove it. C: they want to fuck demons, they are down bad.

D. They can't write themselves out of a paper bag.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It would have been more correct to say mythological races, but Bob, do you think Games Workshop created orcs? Sandy Petersen
View attachment 5490151
just gets more and more disappointing whenever I see his tweets. Alignment is pretty important to fantasy stories in The Lord of the Rings mode, because evil things and good people are an important part of the story. The ring is intrinsically evil, the orcs are intrinsically evil, the Nazgul started out good but are now damned due to the influence of Sauron and will never be able return to being good.

It's perfectly fine to enjoy fantasies set in a morally gray world where good and evil are not so clearcut, but AD&D 1e and it's successors up until recently preferred something more black and white. Since AD&D is the most popular fantasy game in the West, I can't say they were wrong. Meanwhile mostly elderly nerds like me have heard of Runequest (I'm sure a lot of people probably think when they see it "do you mean Runescape?").

In AD&D alignment originally operated as a game mechanic, with penalties for alignment change, creatures that would hunt you based on your alignment (or as a punishment for changing alignment) or spells like "Protection from Evil" or magic items like "Sword of Evil, +1." Sure, you can rip all that stuff out and destroy it, but why do you feel the need to do that? Ironically, given AD&D's old Satanic reputation, I think the modern rights holders of AD&D are uncomfortable with clear distinctions between good and evil.

Don't forget that WotC was already planning on dropping the Always Evil and Always Good tags from the Monster Manuals because something something Orcs are black people.

 

[BScCollateral]

Lesbians exist sure, but statistically, they're pretty rare. Bob, in his delusional head canon, thinks they're behind every bush

I saw what you did there.

 

[Mr Processor]

Don't forget that WotC was already planning on dropping the Always Evil and Always Good tags from the Monster Manuals because something something Orcs are black people.

1970s: LotR is huge, TSR's AD&D copies the popular evil monsters from the biggest fantasy property of the time (which happen to be based on existing mythology, so no worries about copyright). (If LotR hadn't been as big as it was, I wonder if the main evil monsters in AD&D would have been serpent people or something.)

2020s: Hasbro, current rights holders of AD&D: "Who is to say what is good and what is evil in our modern world? I mean evil spelled backwards is live, and we all want to do that, don't we? Besides, orcs are a coded reference to black people."

 

[WelperHelper99]

They can't write themselves out of a paper bag.

It's hard to when you restrict your creativity by nonsense dogma, believing good and evil is only a sliding scale of Grey instead of a hard line

 

[The tired cat]

on't forget that WotC was already planning on dropping the Always Evil and Always Good tags from the Monster Manuals because something something Orcs are black people

Im still amazed theyre going with that notion, when they and anyone else got a new asshole torn by every black person that read said shit.

Bob and leftists feel the need to rip alignment out because A: they don't understand the in game mechanics, so they try to destroy and simplify it. B: they find morality to be Christian bullshit that their parents taught, so they got to remove it. C: they want to fuck demons, they are down bad.

Hey, Im all down for fucking some demon babes. Also, the "Morality is Christian" thing is kinda hilarious...when you have all those retarded Christian movies trying to preach that shit..and then you have shitty internet Atheist assholes doing that...its kinda like a free comedy skit that writes itself. Frankly, Id be down fo the aligment system....if people could actually properly play that shit instead of being a typical Lawful Good prick, a Chaotic Good/Neutral shit that is just "lul randum!!" an etc.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Hey, Im all down for fucking some demon babes. Also, the "Morality is Christian" thing is kinda hilarious...when you have all those retarded Christian movies trying to preach that shit..and then you have shitty internet Atheist assholes doing that...its kinda like a free comedy skit that writes itself. Frankly, Id be down fo the aligment system....if people could actually properly play that shit instead of being a typical Lawful Good prick, a Chaotic Good/Neutral shit that is just "lul randum!!" an etc.

There's a line. Can you have hot demon babes? Sure. The demon race as a whole hates you, hell, you end up fighting them a lot. There are exceptions to the rule, having fun, then there's making the demons gay and shitting lollipops and sunshine.