I will never quite understand how Bob using MSPaint to black out his bifocals for his profile pic, isn’t a bigger joke around here.
I think it's because there are so many things wrong with that picture that it just sort of slipped by.
The troon Coffee Maid is no stranger to us.And that one comment after eight hours
>Imaginary friends
I can totally see that because it tracks right along with how the oft-mentioned personal Bob in my life would and did act.
This is the end goal, this is his peak state. He's almost 43 years old, and he has built nothing that will last, be of value, or be particularly cared about. His social life is dependent entirely on a man he hates not fucking up the monetization he can't afford to participate in, of a platform he loathes, and his 'career' is entirely dependent on a megacorporation continuing to offer free hosting to everyone forever in perpetuity. He has no growth, no viewership, and a grossly inflated patreon compared to his audience that screams of some sort of patreon circlejerk padding (He has an extremely suspicious $1500 spike in late 2020 for seemingly no reason) or an incredible zombie count. He stands atop a fiefdom of ash and sand, and the winds blow ever onwards.
I don't feel like talking about this entire back-and-forth aside from a mention of Bob resorting to his classic "fiction isn't real so you should stop caring about verisimilitude" defense, but I can't help but laugh at how Bob has to fall back on "popular people hired me, therefore I'm popular21Jan#06
CarsomyrPlusSix is also a MauLer fan, which makes him even more of a subhumanoid.
" at the end, as though anyone is watching a Whatever Theory episode for him and not for MatPat. With the latter's incoming retirement, I'm gonna laugh if Bob is quietly removed from their roster of writers in the coming months. Let's not forget that every other place that had the bad sense to give him a chance has gone under, so he has none of them to fall back on.Funny, the most popular YouTuber now seems to have an audience consisting entirely of kids that watch his exuberant displays of wealth, so clearly there's still a plenty large cohort of zoomers and younger on the platform. It sounds to me like Bob is making more excuses as to why he's just not successful at all, this time blaming it on the damn TikToks. News flash, retard: kids don't want to watch a fat, balding manchild in his 40s bloviate about the latest capeshit, no matter what platform you're on.21Jan#07
Bobby blames his dwindling viewership on Youtube not being as hip as it once was.
Bob doesn't seem to understand the concept of background noise and cultural inertia. Even if we accept that this boring nothing show did good numbers (and who knows if those numbers are accurate, because lol if you think Disney's telling the truth about any of it), how many people were actually interested, and how many people were just like "eh, it's a Marvel thing, that's generally inoffensive, I'll just leave it on in the background while I do anything else"? Not to mention, in Hollywood, until there's filming going on (and even then), nothing is set in stone. Note the article just says "working on new plans," which I read as code for keeping up appearances. Always look like you're working on something to keep shareholders happy, because Lord knows they need some good news.21Jan#08
Disney thinks people want more of the MCU squaw, perhaps seeing her being conquered again and again by white men.
These people will never be able to stop seething over how JK retains complete control over her IP and can do with it as she pleases. She has ultimate fuck you money and doesn't have to listen to these retards complain about how she doesn't want men in women's spaces. Harry Potter will continue to remain popular for years to come, no matter how much they ree online. Cry more.21Jan#10
As a shareholder of WB, Bobby has the HIV+ blood of transsexuals on his hands.
This must be at least the third time I ask this very question: Why hasn't Bobby sold his WB stock and then shorted it some more? A small-t thinker doesn't hold stock for sentimental values.
I always thought that the funniest part of this image is the fact that, much like the concept of Wakanda, it treats the entirety of Africa as this homogenized place with a singular aesthetic, never mind the fact that each region has its own culture and traditions, practically none of which is a part of black American culture. Africans absolutely loathe black Americans, and a picture like this would make them laugh at how racist it really is.21Jan#16
If the Dems have consistently "place money & programs for the [Capital B Black] community", why are said community remain shitty as ever?
The big difference between Republicans and Muslims is several hundred years of civilization. Despite years of hyping up right-wing death squads, those still have yet to appear. Know why? Because in Western civilization, people generally know that going around murdering people on a regular basis isn't a good thing, while in inbred backwards Muslim countries, it's just a daily part of life. Even though I find them utterly repulsive and disgusting, I don't want to throw troons off a roof because I know that isn't right, I just want them to get actual mental health treatment and stop hiding in delusions. The average Muslim wouldn't even think about it, they'd just chuck them off the roof. Don't support people who hate you.21Jan#22
As a minor correction, the spike in Bob's Patreon isn't for no reason. That was shortly after he got shitcanned from The Escapist for the second time, and he immediately put out a notice in his Schlocktober video to support his Patreon instead. Apparently that got about 300 of his fans to start subscribing, only for the Lindsey Ellis debacle to put an end to that and start his slow decline since then. Compared to before that spike, he has 300 fewer patrons and $500/month less.
Bob doesn't know how to do such things! He probably has no clue about stock shorting and only knows "Buy low, sell high!" His "stockbroker" probably has no clue either.
Good lord how stupid. Quitting jerb, but nothing lined up? I mean, I get it if they wanna quit BEFORE they get fired, but if that's not the case that's ridiculous.
Bob is a spergsped and will always be a spergsped. If he really wanted to profit from his spergery he shoulda tried being a Jeopardy! contestant.
He doesn't have an end goal because he doesn't understand that this might be the end.
This sentence eerily reminds me of Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman. If you're right, Robert Chipman is in the same boat as Willy Loman.
Or, we can have the highly corrupt, doddering, idiotic Joe Biden, who botched the Afghanistan withdrawal, forced economists to redefine "recession" to keep him from looking bad, emboldened our enemies (to the point of Russia and Hamas invading our allies), and who had naked trannies and drag queens twerk on the White House lawn.22Jan#02
It is very common for people who lack insights to mistake a Christian's love for hate.
Bob, you don't need an excuse to scarf down a few tubs of ice cream.22Jan#27
Based. Thank you Florida for banning this invading flag that looks like puke and abstains from flag rules. The Serfs (and as such Bob,) seething at Walsh with a pathetic meme makes me think that this is even more based than it actually is.22Jan#13
Only 35 vfx artists for Minus One. Damn. Bob of course brings up overwork, forgetting that western vfx artists are UNDERWORKED. Clearly they had some passion, or else they would have quit. And arguably it's more impressive than what most western studios put out, clearly blending practical effects and CGI, not just putting everything on a green screen.22Jan#20
Isn't it glaringly obvious what it means? Dissolve all unions. Make your films in countries without unions. And do any of these people actually know how much is a VFX artist paid in Japan
nothing in this dump is informative, funny or worthwhile. this mongo entire life is twitter isnt it?
Bob is on the level of spam callers.
The weird thing here is that Bob seems to think "Media Criticism" == "The Whole of Youtube." For example, if you want a video guide to find secrets in the latest hot videogame, you'll still be going to Youtube. If you want to see an unboxing of something popular consumer toy, again it's probably Youtube. Want a how to on how to handle the Black Screen of Death on your PC? Probably not TikTok, Bob. Reviews of the latest "deck" style computers? How to projects to find new uses for old electronics? Reaction Channels? (These aren't really criticism, just people reacting to movies, etc, that they've never seen before.) A significant amount of that new vTuber industry that probably isn't mainly appealing to old GenXers like me?21Jan#07
Bobby blames his dwindling viewership on Youtube not being as hip as it once was.
I never noticed that. Makes sense, thought, as there is no light reflecting off Moviebob's glasses.
Disagree. Moviebob's still uglier than Slimer.
Not a "worst person you know..."-caliber post, but I couldn't care less about Slimer's origins. For all I care, Slimer is someone's booger that somehow gained sentience through dark magic.
It has just dawned on me that the origin of Slimer was a Mountain Dew experiment that went horribly wrong.
If Moviebob currently subscribes to Disney Plus, then Bob's obviously lying; it is Bob's money contributing to Disney's success.It has become a cliché by now: box office matters unless, when it comes to The Rat, it doesn't.
Bravo, @CarsomyrPlusSix. Bravo. You have my respect.Another subhumanoid dare to insult the brainchild of the hypertalented Kathleen Kennedy!! Sir Robert cuts him down to size.
Maybe Moviebob should not only change careers from film "criticism" to a "doctor", but Bob should also get a legal name change to Dr. Yu Gennix.
Rey isn't real either. Even if she were real she won't fuck you.
Your opinion about the Rey films is invalid because you care about clumps of cells!
CarsomyrPlusSix is absolutely right about abortion and (even though someone who identifies as a fox fails to recognize it) his argument is water-tight. Even so, it doesn't follow that he is right (or wrong) about Star Wars.
Yes, The Escapist did hire Moviebob to write stuff for them. And, yes, The Escapist also terminated their contracts with Moviebob both times. Looks like Moviebob's batting average is barely hovering above zero.CarsomyrPlusSix is also a MauLer fan, which makes him even more of a subhumanoid.
You don't say...
Bob, maybe the reason you're not doing too well on YouTube is because there are many other film critics competing for--and winning--over the audience you openly and aggressively insult.
Retweeted by Sexistbob.
I dunno, but it wouldn't be complete without "[something, something, something] spurned... 62 million stole the fyuuchaa I EARNED..."
If Bobby is to write a song called "It's my life", what'd be in the lyrics?
If the Dems have consistently "place money & programs for the [Capital B Black] community", why are said community remain shitty as ever?
Given Democrat primary voters chose two bottom-of-the-barrel candidates in Führer Hillary and Joe Bribin'...Senator Tim Scott endorses Donald Trump.
Even a man who is indicted multiple time is more trustworthy than anyone the Democrat comes up with. I think the conclusion is obvious.
And it doesn't take much thought to come to the conclusion that Moviebob is a believer.
You don't have to believe in God to know that E. Jean Carroll is a gold-digging prostitute who is just trying to bilk Trump for more money.
If X-Twitter banned hate speech, the site's admins would block people such as Louis Farrakhan, Al Sharpton, Moviebob...
Objection! Evidence?
Seeing as how I live in California, a once majestic state that's been run into the ground by Democrats? I don't need any reason more to vote Red that the face Democrats are incapable of governing. (Not that the Republicans are that significantly better at governing at the state level...)
Do people really need more reason to vote Red?
Again, while there are many reasons to dislike about Trump, there is literally nothing to like about Fuckwit in Chief Biden.
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It is very common for people who lack insights to mistake a Christian's love for hate.
Remember this tweet where Moviebob advocated for an act of bioterrorism against Texas Governor Greg Abbott?
Thanks for the offer, but I decline. Throwing my money into a roaring flireplace would be a better investment.
Do you get tired of being perpetually wrong, Bob?
That's the good news. The bad news is that Haley's the Republican version of Führer Hillary.DeSantis's dropping out prompts the Demented Uncle Joe's puppetmasters to intensify their attack on Trump.
It is a good thing that Nikki Haley is not the Pelosi the ice-cream lich. Gross.
Moviebob bay be large in stature, but Moviebob is also microscopic in character.
Stop your projection Bobby; you are the one who is throwing toddler tantrums because "people who you think are beneath you don't defer for you".
The only way feminism can sincerely work is if women are treated as equally as men: Equal privileges, equal levels of responsibility, and equal punishments. Modern feminism wants the first without either of the latter two.
Good on Florida and Walsh.
So speaketh Moviebob, bigoted YouTuber.
Remember what Moviebob said about Chris Gore above? Some statement about pots and kettles applies here.
Dan Ackroyd confirmed it elsewhere I think. Of course, this isn't an origin. An origin would be an "in Universe" explanation.
