To help our fellow Bobologist
@Positron out.
Bob doesn't understand why people are annoyed with the Marvelifcation of everything.
Bob wants you to help a guy who's boyfriend ran out on him and his wife.
Bob attempts to dunk on Elon using a fit woman who hasn't drunk water in a few hours.
Never mind that twitter was failing to make money under Dorsey. Here's what she was replying to.
No clue what the joke is supposed to be. Katy was in the movie, I guess looking at her twitter. The clip she chose to promote has some guys, thots, and pooners (you can see their mastectomy scars) all making out while music plays. The tweet he retweeted was also from almost 2 years ago. I'm sure it's super funny if I had the deep and esoteric knowledge that Bob does.
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If you don't remember, and I don't blame you, Camethedawn is an OG #GamerGate old fag who, like Bob, has not progressed in the past decade.
The Chinese can defeat Appalachia using this ONE weird trick! The Department of Defense hate them!
I could make a joke about fent in major city centers like Boston but I'll just remind everyone that Bob himself said that he doesn't play FPS games because he's too scared of conflict. That's the opposition the chinks would run into in Boston.
Did you know AI is bad? It's a troo!
No they didn't. Computers made it.
And now for our main attraction:
NEW DISNEY CARTOON!
Bob reeeeeeeeeeally wants you to believe that Xmons '97 is actually good.
In the clip, Cyclops is falling to his death but softens his fall by shooting his laser eyes at the ground....yeah.
Moar Xmons '97 HYPE!
In case you didn't know where you could consoom Xmons, Bob will let you know.
Yes that is THE NBA player Lebron James who out of sheer curiosity and no other reason asked where he could consoom new product from Disney and Disney just happened to see it. This is a fucking ad.
Late stage consoomerism
Xmons makes a bigoted strawman and Bob claps
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#GamerGate alumni
Moar MCU product to not ask questions about, only consoom and get excited for next product.
Here bob shows a clip of Magneto crying in the Xmons. I don't know why he's crying. Bob says that this works in comics and cartoons but not in live action
The reason why it doesn't work? Fuck you.
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Bob won't because he'll be too tired or something but I really want him to make a Big Picture about this.
Rando says that Capcom did Marvel characters better than Marvel does now. Some other rando goes "uhm ACHSOOLEE" while not addressing the issue.
Those hand drawn character sprites for those old Capcom fighting games were the absolute tits. They were fluid and wonderful. You know what Xmen have devolved into now?
This shit would've been laughed at on Newgrounds. Archer and it's simplified animation has more heart and care put into it. Fucking Homestarrunner is better animated. This shit here is sub Flash animation. But what the hell would I know? I'm just a hateful CHUD who purposefully picked an out of context clip that fit my narrative and presented it in the lowest quality to save space, right? Choke on the super cool Cyclops scene that totally redeemed his character in full resolution.
A little bit better because it's an action scene but not much. "To me! My X-Men!" Eat your slop, Bob. Clean your plate now. Don't you know there are children in Korea that don't get to see it and therefore don't get to clap?
There's a band from the Czech Republic I recently found called Gutalax. They are a silly metal band that base their songs around poops and farts. The drawings for their one music video blows away everything that I've seen from mutant nostalgia bait.
Fair waning, it is a bit gross but I think it's fair to juxtapose shit consoomer product made by Disney with shit music video made by Czech dorks.
), that's a whole other thing. Unless the BF split with ALL the money (having stolen it) somehow but didn't earn any of it. THEN MAYBE sympathy.
