Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

The real old school gamers have been doing first person since the early-mid 80s.

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Come to think of it, Wizardry might go back to the late 70s.
Oh man takes me back...


Ironically Bob could almost have a point here in the debate between 2.5d and true 3d FPS but I feel like giving him the same amount of good faith effort he gives other people.

Hey! It's same as the amount of fucks I give.
 
Buckle up boys. When we hit 88 words a minute, you're gonna see some serious shit!
"I prefer third person because it gives a better sense of the character's position in the environment." Boom, less than 20 words, no inane gibberish about "engaging senses." I could never be a content creator because it's about turning one sentence of thought into twenty minutes of jabber.
 
"I prefer third person because it gives a better sense of the character's position in the environment." Boom, less than 20 words, no inane gibberish about "engaging senses." I could never be a content creator because it's about turning one sentence of thought into twenty minutes of jabber.
But that's not why he prefers them tho. He is "paradoxically" more able to immerse himself in third person because he's scared of being in shoot outs in the first person. The platforming was just a confusing dunk he tried to make. Your summary of the issue actually makes sense where Bob's does not. Him comparing third person platformers to first person shooters is like saying Settlers of Catan s fundamentally a flawed game and hindering the board gaming hobby because it doesn't play like Mouse Trap.

His whole video is just so completely dumb and wrong that a day later I'm still mulling it over. He just wanted to complain about people who play Halo and CoD and thought the best way to do that was to dismantle the FPS genre and he failed. He's such a silly clown.
 
Another reason no one watched it: who the fuck is madame web? Seriously who? Not only were the trailers cringe, tryhard, no one knew who she was. Turns out it didn't matter, she was never important.
Madame Web did show up in the 90s Spiderman The Animated Series, So I know who she is, but it sounds like that charming version didn't make it to the big screen.
 
Madame Web did show up in the 90s Spiderman The Animated Series, So I know who she is, but it sounds like that charming version didn't make it to the big screen.
According to my research, she first appeared on Nov 1980 #210 issue of The Amazing Spider-Man. Also, in the 1994 animated series, she has a much older appearance and was to be Spider-Man's ally to stop Carnage. The recent movie itself is very tone deaf with how she was handled
 
The real old school gamers have been doing first person since the early-mid 80s.

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Come to think of it, Wizardry might go back to the late 70s.
Developers were always fascinated by 3D and the first person perspective, here's another example.
Strangely enough, the first experience I had with a first person experience in a game was Toy Story on the Genesis. I thought it was revolutionary at the time:
The same developer worked on Mickey Mania and was developing a sequel with a first person sequence included, Bob would have had an aneurysm if this game came out.
 
Developers were always fascinated by 3D and the first person perspective, here's another example.

The same developer worked on Mickey Mania and was developing a sequel with a first person sequence included, Bob would have had an aneurysm if this game came out.
I remember this part in the original Mickey Mania... I had it for SegaCD. If I had known MovieBob back then, I would have tormented him incessantly with those "Genesis does what Nintendon't" commercials. Too bad Mickey Mania 2 never came out.
 
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The same developer worked on Mickey Mania and was developing a sequel with a first person sequence included, Bob would have had an aneurysm if this game came out.
I remember this part in the original Mickey Mania... I had it for SegaCD. If I had known MovieBob back then, I would have tormented him incessantly with those "Genesis does what Nintendon't" commercials. Too bad Mickey Mania 2 never came out.
Although my first experience with an actual Mickey Mouse video game (outside of Disney-licensed PC video/paint editors) was Mickey's Speedway on N64, I still love the Mickey Mania games
 
To help our fellow Bobologist @Positron out.


Bob doesn't understand why people are annoyed with the Marvelifcation of everything.
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Bob wants you to help a guy who's boyfriend ran out on him and his wife.
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Bob attempts to dunk on Elon using a fit woman who hasn't drunk water in a few hours.
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Never mind that twitter was failing to make money under Dorsey. Here's what she was replying to.
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No clue what the joke is supposed to be. Katy was in the movie, I guess looking at her twitter. The clip she chose to promote has some guys, thots, and pooners (you can see their mastectomy scars) all making out while music plays. The tweet he retweeted was also from almost 2 years ago. I'm sure it's super funny if I had the deep and esoteric knowledge that Bob does.
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If you don't remember, and I don't blame you, Camethedawn is an OG #GamerGate old fag who, like Bob, has not progressed in the past decade.

The Chinese can defeat Appalachia using this ONE weird trick! The Department of Defense hate them!
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I could make a joke about fent in major city centers like Boston but I'll just remind everyone that Bob himself said that he doesn't play FPS games because he's too scared of conflict. That's the opposition the chinks would run into in Boston.

Did you know AI is bad? It's a troo!
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No they didn't. Computers made it.



And now for our main attraction:
NEW DISNEY CARTOON!

Bob reeeeeeeeeeally wants you to believe that Xmons '97 is actually good.
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In the clip, Cyclops is falling to his death but softens his fall by shooting his laser eyes at the ground....yeah.

Moar Xmons '97 HYPE!
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In case you didn't know where you could consoom Xmons, Bob will let you know.
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Yes that is THE NBA player Lebron James who out of sheer curiosity and no other reason asked where he could consoom new product from Disney and Disney just happened to see it. This is a fucking ad.

Late stage consoomerism
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Xmons makes a bigoted strawman and Bob claps
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#GamerGate alumni

Moar MCU product to not ask questions about, only consoom and get excited for next product.
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Here bob shows a clip of Magneto crying in the Xmons. I don't know why he's crying. Bob says that this works in comics and cartoons but not in live action
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The reason why it doesn't work? Fuck you.
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Bob won't because he'll be too tired or something but I really want him to make a Big Picture about this.

Rando says that Capcom did Marvel characters better than Marvel does now. Some other rando goes "uhm ACHSOOLEE" while not addressing the issue.
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Those hand drawn character sprites for those old Capcom fighting games were the absolute tits. They were fluid and wonderful. You know what Xmen have devolved into now?

This shit would've been laughed at on Newgrounds. Archer and it's simplified animation has more heart and care put into it. Fucking Homestarrunner is better animated. This shit here is sub Flash animation. But what the hell would I know? I'm just a hateful CHUD who purposefully picked an out of context clip that fit my narrative and presented it in the lowest quality to save space, right? Choke on the super cool Cyclops scene that totally redeemed his character in full resolution.

A little bit better because it's an action scene but not much. "To me! My X-Men!" Eat your slop, Bob. Clean your plate now. Don't you know there are children in Korea that don't get to see it and therefore don't get to clap?

There's a band from the Czech Republic I recently found called Gutalax. They are a silly metal band that base their songs around poops and farts. The drawings for their one music video blows away everything that I've seen from mutant nostalgia bait.
Fair waning, it is a bit gross but I think it's fair to juxtapose shit consoomer product made by Disney with shit music video made by Czech dorks.
 
Bob would be into first person games if it wasn't a shooter but there in lies the problem. There are no first person games that are not shooters...
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"And this, so far as I can see, is the dirty, uncomfortable secret of the whole thing. The first person perspective in gaming only works for shooters."
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But I'm guessing Myst would be too complicated for Bob to solve.

The Chinese can defeat Appalachia using this ONE weird trick! The Department of Defense hate them!
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I could make a joke about fent in major city centers like Boston but I'll just remind everyone that Bob himself said that he doesn't play FPS games because he's too scared of conflict. That's the opposition the chinks would run into in Boston.
Robert, I was under the impression that a roast is supposed to be funny.

This shit would've been laughed at on Newgrounds. Archer and it's simplified animation has more heart and care put into it. Fucking Homestarrunner is better animated. This shit here is sub Flash animation.
This is goyslop in its purest form. Soulless, mass-produced, and appealing to the lowest common denominator. Indie animators on YouTube make better stuff, because it's for the love of the art form. As an example:

What makes that slop so bad is the style suggests there will be better animation, so to get Flash-level animation is a huge disappointment. That's not to say Flash can't be used successfully. Here's an example:

The reason the old animated films and shows did so well is because they were made from a love of the art and a desire to entertain. This is just a soulless cash grab, and anyone who isn't a consoomer can see it.
 
Bob wants you to help a guy who's boyfriend ran out on him and his wife.
so... wait. The person of unknown gender and wife, had a boyfriend they were both mooching off of and the boyfriend had enough and split? Yeah, NO sympathy. Fuck all the way off with that bullshit. What was this, some poly bullshit? I mean if you're poly that's fine, but if you're a relentless mooch who lives off the extra partners, and don't do anything to support yourselves (like even :tugboat: ), that's a whole other thing. Unless the BF split with ALL the money (having stolen it) somehow but didn't earn any of it. THEN MAYBE sympathy.

No they didn't. Computers made it.
But but REAL PEOPLE typed into keyboards on computers to make it! - Bob, probably.
 
Strangely enough, the first experience I had with a first person experience in a game was Toy Story on the Genesis. I thought it was revolutionary at the time:
Mine was Escape From Horrorland when I was young. One of my first PC games. Or as Robert called it, a homework machine that caused everyone who had one to be jealous because they didn't have a Nintendo. Except I did. But the fact that some people had more than one console, or went over to their friend's houses to play Nintendo, Sega or PC games never occurred to Bob because he never had friends who shared with him.

A shame, maybe he would actually know something about game history if he did.

 
Except I did. But the fact that some people had more than one console, or went over to their friend's houses to play Nintendo, Sega or PC games never occurred to Bob because he never had friends who shared with him.
Friends are for the weak. Bob is his own best friend.
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Bob is backing all the other troons and fuck sticks upsetty spaghetti about Big Gay Al's ban.
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One, Big Gay Al was banned for impersonation thing, the same thing Ethan Klein got hit with. Two, not a single one of these fuck sticks provides a single shred of proof of any of their claims even the ones who are not derailing with non doxing bullshit. Three, FUCKING SUCKS DOESN'T IT YOU DUMBASSES?! IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE'VE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR FUCKING YEARS ALL WHILE YOU'VE LAUGHED AND ENCOURAGED IT! NOW THE CROSS HAIRS ARE ON YOU AND YOU'RE NOT HAPPY? ENJOY YOUR FUCKING BED!

#GamerGate claims another. Kotaku is dying
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Yes that is Nathan Grayson of Five Guys who Fucked Zoe Quin fame. We're not even done with March and this year rocks so hard.

Bob has never needed help with a video game in the past 15 years, further proof that he stopped playing games when Super Mario Sunshine came out, and has no idea why people would even want them.
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I envy Bob who's never needed to look up a crafting guide, looked up loot tables, played a Bethesda game, or was curious about story changes based on decisions he didn't make in an RPG because he's too busy running his twitter empire.

The seeing will stop once there has been enough clapping
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10 seconds in and I want to kill this movie already. It does what every single one of these fucking nostalgia bait movies does. It plays a twinkly/epic version of an old pop song that does the epic punctuation at the build up of the trailer. But this is not just ANY pop song! No sirree bob! This is twinkly/epic version that does the epic punctuation at the build up of the trailer of the late and great Harry Belafonte's Day-O. It's like a fucking joke at this point.

Rando anon uses the good old standby of Bob's eugenics tweet against him.
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Bob white knight Timur comes to his Lard's defense
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and that one like is from Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, and holy shit Embarrassment is now calling his gay ass pansexual!
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lmao
Bob still asserts that it's a joke despite daily declaring that stupid people should not exist.
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I can't believe I never noticed that even back in 2012 Bob was using inappropriate quotation marks. I don't know why he thinks the rando needed to come here to find that screencap when it is not even one mouse wheel spin down on google if you got a wide screen monitor and barely one spin down if you don't.
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You'll also take note that the source of that picture is not from us but from twitter. In fact you will not see the Farms anywhere on google image search. People make fun of Bob everywhere.
 
#GamerGate claims another. Kotaku is dying
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Yes that is Nathan Grayson of Five Guys who Fucked Zoe Quin fame. We're not even done with March and this year rocks so hard.
Guides might not be the main traffic, but they clearly want to change that. I find it extremely likely that guides are their most advertiser friendly content. With ad spend and ad rates through the floor, and public sentiment souring on some of the leading edge lefty stuff out there, it might be seen as needed to move away from relying on advertisers being ok with being posted up beside lefty aligned shit. Its pretty difficult to make a guide on how to fuck a werebear into a politicial thing, especially if you have to make in within 40 minutes to hit that 50 guide deadline in a normal work week.

Maybe Kotaku can hire bob for movie reviews, that'd be safer right?
 
I envy Bob who's never needed to look up a crafting guide, looked up loot tables, played a Bethesda game, or was curious about story changes based on decisions he didn't make in an RPG because he's too busy running his twitter empire.

That is one of his most hilariously ignorant takes ever. I've been doing regular playthroughs of the Mass Effect games for ages and I still occasionally consult a wiki to make sure I didn't miss an upgrade or a resource deposit. I think the board's wisdom is correct; I think Bob hasn't regularly played games in years, maybe not since before he started uploading videos sixteen years ago.
 
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