27May#01
"Fascism is at the door in America."

In other words, Bobby has no idea how to carry out the "steps" to reach his "outcomes". It is exactly like that old meme "???? Profit!"
With the full context, these tough guy tweets are even funnier. Vivek gives him a basic hypothetical - let Trump win in 2020, and in exchange you get whoever you want to win 2024, guaranteed - and Bob refuses because he just assumes Trump would install himself as dictator for life because the Supreme Court would just let that happen without issue. He's literally fucking insane if he thinks that they would just look the other way, or that a bunch of other people wouldn't immediately go "uh fuck you no you're not" to him. Lest we forget, Trump stepped down peacefully after nobody chose to help him fight the obvious electoral fraud (the unauthorized Capitol tour doesn't count). Why would it be any different after he finished out a second term?
He really does think he sounds like a Machiavellian badass, doesn't he? "I don't have a 'who' that I want, I only have have [sic] steps and outcomes - and they are as numerous as they are brutal." Just stop, Bobby, you're embarrassing yourself.
27May#02
Rioters are not peaceful protestors.
The Fifth Amendment is an essential right of all Americans.
Bone spurs are a legitimate disqualification from military service, and leftists have always been for draft dodging until they can use it to make a conservative look bad.
Trump isn't afraid of debating Biden, not in the slightest. Finding out what cocktail of drugs he's on to make him mildly coherent is important information for the American people to know. We
should know what they're pumping him full of on his good days and why his bad days are so bad.
27May#06
Will Stancil continues to beat the same drum. Excuse him because he's got to eat and pay the bills too.
I'm glad Will has a thread here, because he's fucking insane. Purchasing power has gone down thanks to rampant inflation, so yes, people are indeed poorer and feeling the squeeze more and more each day. Lowering taxes on everybody would be a great way to get more money in people's pockets, so why would anyone be against that?
27May#07
Liberals have lost their hold on pee o'seas, who are finding Trump more and more relatable. Bobby thinks calling them "stupid" will cower them back to the herd.

Even a stray mutt is more patriotic than Joe Biden, whose sole allegiance is to the jews.
I wonder what sorts of people Bobby considers that "tiny minority of creative, intelligent people." Do the Founding Fathers count, or are they too problematic now?
And
of course you think you're one of them, Bob, don't deny it. We've seen your grand ideas for what society should be like, you bloviate about them on a daily basis.
27May#19
Literally everyone realizes that it really shouldn't take this much time and effort to make a fucking Blade movie, and it seems the general conclusion is that the overarching narrative and executive meddling is fucking with the production. Bob mocks this concept entirely because that would mean that his Lord and Savior Kevin Feige would be wrong about something, and that simply can't happen.
27May#22
Tony Goldmark would definitely choose the bimbo whore over shelling out for movies. Bobby, the temporarily embarrassed Youtube essayist, has bigger plans.

You gotta do something to that apostropheitis of yours Bro, or no one would give you the chance to "do the real things": it's
whose, not who's.
Ah yes, Bob, the temporarily embarrassed film director.
The future belongs to those who show up for it, Bob. You have
never put in the effort to actually become anything more than a Z-list internet movie reviewer. You have no skills as a director, a writer, or hell, not even an idea guy. You refuse to learn or improve, figuring that
eventually someone will stumble upon your work and hand you the golden ticket to Hollywood. And despite doing this for a decade and a half and seeing no results, you
still won't make any changes to your work, assuming that it's everyone else's fault but your own that you're a failure.
Other people have found success with their internet video careers and are perfectly happy with what they're doing. RLM gave up on the idea of doing full movie productions entirely after Space Cop and are content to put out their various review shows to an adoring audience. Critical Drinker has a load of collaborators that he works with and is finding success in other media as well. Even Doug Walker, a man you hate (see below), is still making the same content he has for the better part of two decades and still bringing in the views.
You know what they all have in common that you don't? They put in the work. They keep at it, consistently, week after week, and they find an audience that's happy to keep showing up. You didn't, and that killed your channel. You did it all to yourself, Bobby, all because you didn't think it was worth keeping up with what made you big in the first place, believing that someone was going to save you from your purgatory any day now. Cry some more.
27May#26
A&N.
Or gee, maybe it's because people don't have the money to go to the movies anymore, so they're happy to just wait a couple months to catch it on streaming for less? Correlation does not imply causation.
(I don't doubt Deadpool and Wolverine will do fine, but as I said before, that's less because it's capeshit and more because it's capeshit with two very well loved main stars in it. I do not see it as a harbinger of things to come with the MCU if it is a success.)
Bob grumbling about Doug Walker getting a cameo in Smiling Friends. LOL.
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Yep, called it. You can feel the jealousy coming through that Bob will never get work in the industry at all. Meanwhile, Doug is still liked well enough to get a cameo in a popular TV cartoon, and he has enough of a sense of humor to play a self-deprecating version of the Critic.
I would laugh hysterically if they take a more direct jab at internet reviewers like Bobbo. I really want to watch him seethe about praising a show that holds people like him in contempt.