Bobby pulled an all-nighter. You'll see what's eating him soon (Hint: it is not the DNC or the DC)
20Aug#01

Just as Whorris never talked about Trump's (admitted vague) proposals and prefer to just call him a "felon".
20Aug#02

If Biden didn't do anything about crypto, why would anyone expect Whorris would?
20Aug#03
Tampon Tim.
20Aug#04

Where's the barbecue?
20Aug#05

I can imagine AOC kneeling and eyeing Tim Walz this way, "Timmo, is this a tampon in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
20Aug#06

The man took a bullet; the woman took a bukake. Tell me who is the patriot. If all Trump did was for the money, he could have found many, many less potentially life-threatening ways to earn it. What is the war that "patriotic" woman was "fighting every single day" anyway? The war against the gag reflex?
20Aug#07
AOC says she's happy to go back to bartending.

So why doesn't she? If AOC is the best "we" have, then I'm glad that I'm not part of the "we".
20Aug#08
20Aug#09
Do you want to hear more of Bobby's slit-eyed moaning at AOC? Sorry I won't give you a choice.
20Aug#10

Forget the awkward way she put her arms on the man's shoulder -- hasn't her mom taught her how to accost a john? -- I just want to know who her father is.
20Aug#11
The same person who wants Whorris to continue using the "weird" meme (19Aug#05) is calling Vance "tech brat running for the President of the Internet".
20Aug#12

No one, ham-scented or not, would have called you a baby killer if you didn't kill babies. And if abortions were traumatic to the women, why do feminists keep telling women to "Shout Your Abortion"?
20Aug#13
CDC makes another
sciency pronouncement. The NBC4i
article furthermore reports "58% of parents reported that their children have had lice before, and surprisingly, one in four of these parents admitted to knowingly sending their child to school with lice."
20Aug#14
20Aug#15
Space Wizard TV will not be renewed.
A&N

Relax. It is just a "wizards did it" show. If you "connect deeply" with it, you have a problem.
20Aug#16

Bobby is not done grumbling about "fans", as you'll soon see.
20Aug#17
To cope with the trauma of never seeing his dreadlocked space babe again, Bobby open fires on the messenger.
20Aug#18
20Aug#19
Only subhumanoids watch
Star Wars on TV; People Who Matter meet Space Wizards in cinemas only. Bobby managed to find the chance to wink at the bimbo Jenny Nicholson.
20Aug#20
Just as he never misses a chance to swipe at DCEU and Snyder's Cut.
20Aug#21
20Aug#22
20Aug#23
At long last someone stumbles on the real reason why the show sucks: it was the first
Star Wars show after the SAG-AFTRA strike, and hacks were given too much leeway, too much privilege.
20Aug#24
More
Star Wars TV, and Bobby tells us how he got his career.
20Aug#25
20Aug#26
Some waste of oxygen claims "chuds" have no power, yet still blame them for the
Star Wars show getting canceled.
20Aug#27

At least he is not a consoomer like Bobby.
20Aug#28
Not all is not lost: there is a new
Star Wars shows with some elephant-tapir thing.
20Aug#29
20Aug#30
MCU
20Aug#31
Brie Larson being a disgusting piece of turd, must be covid's fault.
20Aug#32
TV Glow troon shit.
20Aug#33
Someone rats out Bobby to the
TV Glow troon.

Still a more worthwhile life than stalking a troon hoping him to throw you some sloppy seconds.
20Aug#34
Denis Villeneuve, which Film Twitter loves and hence Bobby hates.
20Aug#35
20Aug#36

I never watch any
Scream films but surely there must be a few lesbians in them?
20Aug#37
20Aug#38
The RiffTrax Youtube channel got struck down by its former parent company.
20Aug#39
20Aug#40
One thing about Bobby that doesn't fully click is how he overuses the reaction images, constantly spamming gifs, pics etc instead of a reply. It's pathological, even 15 year old tumblrites ddon't do it as much.
This is because his so-called colleagues do it too, especially Darren Mooney. Every single post of Mooney's contains a reaction image (
example)