Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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Then why doesn't this fat chicken volunteer to the front line? He can bench-press a bar stool, or something like that.
The Ukrainians take volunteers, and i think they pay better than whatever trivial numbers your YouTube channel is doing. You just have to survive to collect, and sure, the Russians kill war tourists on sight, but surely the harbinger of the Superior Future isn't scared of a bunch of ziggers with shovels, right?
 
The Brothers most definitely did not go to public school, and I doubt Chris's spawns do. So what is he proud of?
Catholic Schools are in that weird limbo of actually functioning as Public Schools in many places, including Ontario. However I don't think this is the case for Massachussetts. However, scary nuns may have put the Bros. Chipman off Catholic Schools and all-in for Public School.
05Mar#01
Trump's SOTU speech.
tell me that teacher is a commie-marxist, without using any of those words. Public School Teachers are some of the most foul-mouthed profession in the world. They'd make sailors blush. Especially the indoctrinated Unionized Radicals.
05Mar#04
Democrats do retarded things, as they do every day.
empty egg cartons only remind me of this.
You are the clown; it won't be a circus show without you.
man who radicalized her anyway?
05Mar#06
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It is not so insane when only cars made in America are eligible for the benefit.
Bob doesn't mention it, but the "Until 1986" means The Tax Reform Act of 1987, which closed a lot of loopholes like this.
You History buffs fill me in; when I saw this picture I thought Gabriel Fauré. Google image search turns up Andrew Mellon.
he was chair of the federal reserve during the Harding administration. Warren Harding was not a great president. Mellon advocated for a "progressive" income tax which would serve as the primary revenue stream for the government.

I don't know about the "deconstructing of the American way of life"; I just take umbrage at your deconstruction of the paragraph. Do you fancy yourself a poet?
If Drumpf REALLY wanted to grease the wheels for a Putin Invasion, he'd take ALL The fucking Guns away from Americans. Just like Trudeau is doing to Canada to prepare for the eventual Dykes Dykes invasion.
 
SOTU 2025 talk, post #1:

[2025.03.05-01] Trump's SOTU speech.
Loaded with some ambitions that seem a bit too lofty for one preseident (specifically, landing on Mars), but I thought it was an overall good speech from Trump. It felt nice hearing a "state of the union" from someone who isn't Joe Biden, an angry skeeve who shouted his disdain toward half the U.S. population multiple times per hour.

And, on behalf of those who aren't snooty, self-indulgent pricks like you: Fuck you, too, Mr. Haslam.

Do you need another reason to eradicate the Department of Education and defund all colleges? Oh, if you guess "gender studies", "race studies", and "pop culture",, collect your prize.
Damn. None of those three were on my ticket. I had "revisionist history".

[2025.03.05-02]
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Honestly, whoever it was who "escorted" Arkansas Representative Al Green to leave the building deserves no less than a 50% raise in salary.

[2025.03.05-03]
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[shades off]

"...a segment of the Democratic base finds some of Trump's worst and dumbest ideas appealing."

[shades on]

"...a segment of the Democratic base has discovered a way to remove their heads from their asses without decapitating themselves."

[2025.03.05-04] Democrats do retarded things, as they do every day.
Obvious statement is obvious.

Well, Moviebob is one of Dumbfuckistan's most outspoken residents. Anything that Moviebob says that actually reflects the opinions of genuine Americans is accidental at best.

[2025.03.05-05]
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You are the clown; it won't be a circus show without you.
Dragging clowns down to Ilhan Omar's level? Not cool, Positron.

[2025.03.05-06]
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It is not so insane when only cars made in America are eligible for the benefit.
Apparently, neither of these dotards heard that part.



[2025.03.05-08]
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"NO KINGS. NO SLAVES. NO NAZIS."

So... no Democrats, then. Gotcha.

[2025.02.05-09] Impeachment Trump!!!!!!
Me: "For what?"

Leftoid: "Defeating our rightful Queen Hillary!"

Please point to me where, exactly, Trump is shredding the Constitution. I'll wait.

[2025.03.05-10] Prostitute promise you that a prostitute would have lead America to the Promised Land. "But instead we got somebody that seems like he wants to take to us hell and back again. I'm trying to tell ya that we, the women of the DWC, will not stand for that".
I don't currently practice any religion, but I keep thinking to myself, "Thank GOD Commie Harris lost!"

Don't go away! There's more post-SOTU '25 commentary after the break.
 
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SOTU 2025 talk, post #2:

[2025.03.05-11] Alina Habba assures the press that she and Trump care about people who served America tremendously, "But at the same time we have a fiscal responsibility to use taxpayers' dollars to pay people who actually work. That doesn't mean we forget our veterans by any means; we are going to care for them the right way."
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"If a Democrat had said [veterans aren't fit for government jobs at this moment], it would be the biggest scandal of the year."

How's this any different from the Leftists demanding that displaced manual laboreres "learn to code"?

Is Habba wrong?
Ehh... no. The words these malignant brain cancers don't acknowledge are "at this moment". My inference of Habba is "we currently have no job openings we need to fill, but please check back later; we may have openings down the line." (I may be incorrect here, but it's still less direct and less demanding than "learn to code".)



[2025.03.05-14] "Donald Trump is backed by business elites".OMG no one ever suspected that before; someone give this cockroach the Nobel Prize.
"Republicans backed by big-biz elites? That's bad. Democrats backed by big-biz elites? Eh, whatever."

Anyone care to check up on Moviebob's Patreon grift?

[2025.03.05-15]
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Reposted by Moviebob, who literally wants all Trump voters eradicated whilte seizing their money through taxation and/or brute force. Only question is, which of the two would Moviebob prefer happen first?

Jumping ahead...

>> Nazibob has entered the chat.
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Bobby just loves to show off his ignorance, doesn't he? The "Tetris Castle" is a Believers' place!
A Thinker™ like Moviebob would have done research on that.

[2025.03.05-21]
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I don't know about the "deconstructing of the American way of life"; I just take umbrage at your deconstruction of the paragraph. Do you fancy yourself a poet?
Remember: Hitler is directly responsible for murdering 6,000,000 Europeans. Moviebob wants no fewe than 220,000,000 people (77M Trump voters, 144 Russians, and ??? number of Polish citizens) wiped from existence. By those metrics, Moviebob is practically as evil as 37 Adolfs.



[2025.03.05-17]
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If Trump has triggered representatives from the Anti-Contitution Litigation Unit, he's clearly doing something right.



[2025.03.05-18]
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Did Trump I start a new war on Iran, or Mexico, or Afghanistan, or The Russian Province of Ukraine? Does Trump II intend to start wars with these regions? Did Trump encourage Americans to fight other Americans, like Obama blatantly did?
Or like Fuckwit in Chief Biden did on multiple occasions?



[2025.03.05-27]
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Ironcially, I skipped Bob's obnoxious speechifying and listened to Trump's instead--which, as mentioned previously, I acutally liked. Not great, but still far better than any of the angry, vitriolic bile that Fuckwit in Chief Biden spewed during his four years in office.

And that, my fellow Kiwis, concludes my post-SOTU '25 commentary. See y'all again next time!
 
"I'm getting something out of it! Dead Russians!"

This is the caliber of retard the US security state and MSM have carefully bred. The kind of moron who cheers on killing in wars he'll never fight in because "the enemy" is dying. A meat puppet. If you ever looked back in history and wondered why all sorts of horrible atrocities happen with public support, its because of people like Bob.

Real people in the real world are suffering and dying, and he treats it like a football game.
 
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Boy, The Resistance (tm) has really fallen on hard times........ from burning down cities to sending stern letters........

Please point to me where, exactly, Trump is shredding the Constitution. I'll wait.
Show me exactly where on the Constitution Trump touched you


"I'm getting something out of it! Dead Russians!"

This is the caliber of retard the US security state and MSM have carefully bred. The kind of moron who cheers on killing in wars he'll never fight in because "the enemy" is dying. A meat puppet. If you ever looked back in history and wondered why all sorts of horrible atrocities happen with public support, its because of people like Bob.

Real people in the real world are suffering and dying, and he treats it like a football game.
I find the fact you can easily find YouTube footage of men dying in trenches? Filmed from a spotting drone hovering above? To be ghoulish and a sad state on human affairs.

You can watch two guys who've been separated from their unit and backed into a corner get ventilated by machinegun fire and die right in front of you.

Who were they? What where their names? Where did they come from? What unfortunate series of events led them from alive and probably at least a little optimistic about life 5 years ago to sheer terror as they can see the tracer fire being walked onto their position and they can't get out? While we get to keep on living, fat and happy? Not ever knowing a thing about them? Except they apparently were not "on the right side of history" and deserved it? To the cheers of our own politicians who snap their coat collars as they stand to cheer about what a fine use of our money those MG rounds were? Sick.

Bob probably pulls out a Madden chalkboard and cackles with glee: "See right here?" *draws arrow* "The round actually enters his head.... and" *draws another arrow* "Exits into the head of the guy he's standing next to!" *draws X through both men* "That's two for the price of one! Big ups to whoever drew up that play! That kind of thinking is what's gonna win you the war!"
 
Catholic Schools are in that weird limbo of actually functioning as Public Schools in many places, including Ontario. However I don't think this is the case for Massachussetts. However, scary nuns may have put the Bros. Chipman off Catholic Schools and all-in for Public School.

My guess is that Chris's kids go to public school, as Catholic school is a) a hell of a lot more expensive than it was in the 80s and 90s, if Boston is anything like NYC, and b) Catholic school is now in the crosshairs of woke, especially if they stick to a traditional education (unlike my Jesuit alma mater, which has a fucking Pride club and so does not get a dime of alumni donations from me). Also, any money spent toward his special needs spawn's education is money that isn't being spent on booze or refrigerators with internet hookups, so I guess the poor things are just gonna have to grin and bear it.
 
05Mar#31
Bobby laments over something obsolete.
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He really should not feel sad, old products sunsetting means new products to consoom.
I'm reminded of a tiktok video of some woman asking her husband why he looked so sad. The husband was staring at an almost spent spool of wire. He tells his wife, who's filming him behind her cellphone, that he's had this spool of wire for 40 years. For 40 years he's used this spool and now it's almost gone. He struggles to express the emotions he's having as this physical representation of his life is almost used up. Bob is pretend upset about a handheld console THAT CAME OUT IN 2011 WHEN HE WAS 30 is gone and dusted. Fuck me, man. I though that the 3ds, just the base handheld and not even the XL or 2DS which came out a few years after, was released in the early aughts which would make Bob be in his 20s, as if that makes it any better. His lamentations would mean something if Bob was some sort of retro gamer or enthusiast or archivist. He's not. He's Bob and he's "joking" about needing therapy because a toy that came out in his 30s doesn't have any parts left to fix the toy he doesn't have.
 
04Mar#01
Turns out Lindsay Ellis wasn't the first person who "borderline gaslighted" poor Bobby.
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Okay, brief power level, but this happened to me. I had friends who moved into my neighborhood who I played with over the summer. When school started, they stopped hanging out with me when they realized just how low on the totem pole I was and I was pissed about it. But the reason I was that low was because I was an autistic sperg who would flip out without realizing it. I worked on myself, and then I found other friends. Plus they were just dumb kids.

With Bob, they were probably never friends in the first place. He always assumes he's more important to people than he actually is. So obviously, when he met someone he likes, they must have liked him too. It's the only explanation. So why didn't they like him later? Because they're mean. It can't be anything he did wrong.
Bob is pretend upset about a handheld console THAT CAME OUT IN 2011 WHEN HE WAS 30 is gone and dusted.
The sad thing is he's probably not pretending. Remember months ago when he admitted he can't go into goodwill stores because when he sees all the stuff there, he cries because it must have been so hard giving up that stuff, when for most people this is junk they wanted to get rid of? There's something fucked up in his brain where he adds more value to things than people. You'd get a bigger emotional reaction from smashing a Cloud Strife statue in front of him than you would from executing a stranger. And he doesn't even really like Final Fantasy.
 
Honestly, whoever it was who "escorted" Arkansas Representative Al Green to leave the building deserves no less than a 50% raise in salary.
Mr. Green deserves to be put out to pasture for this self-aggrandizing self-inflicted martyrdom moment.
"I'm getting something out of it! Dead Russians!"

This is the caliber of retard the US security state and MSM have carefully bred. The kind of moron who cheers on killing in wars he'll never fight in because "the enemy" is dying. A meat puppet. If you ever looked back in history and wondered why all sorts of horrible atrocities happen with public support, its because of people like Bob.

Real people in the real world are suffering and dying, and he treats it like a football game.
Bob can't have it both ways. Was Putin democratically elected? Is Putin a Dictator? If he's a dictator, wouldn't it just be him and The Oligarchs that Bob needs to minecraft?
 
You can watch two guys who've been separated from their unit and backed into a corner get ventilated by machinegun fire and die right in front of you.
This is just like, like, a movie!

06Mar#01
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06Mar#02
The R-word = "Republican".
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06Mar#03
Trump comments on the Democrats' conduct at the SOTU address. TL;DR, Democrats are brats and they deserve to lose the midterms.
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06Mar#04
Did I say brats?
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06Mar#05
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06Mar#06
Some clown called Al Green made a show of himself during Trump's address.
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06Mar#07
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God is not opposed to slavery. And He is definitely opposed to "trans rights".

06Mar#08
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06Mar#09
A prostitute always talks like a prostitute.
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You can't be Zelensky's ho even if you beg him to have you.

06Mar#10
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06Mar#11
Larry Kudlow: "Trump's program's not in yet! I've got people on the left who are blaming Trump. How can you blame Trump when he wasn't president when these seeds were planted?" The female host agrees that Kudlow cannot be more right given Trump has been in for only thirty-plus days.
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06Mar#12
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Who has a mind would vote for AOC? Who has an ethics would vote for (((Bernie)))?

06Mar#13a
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06Mar#13b
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06Mar#14
Mark Warner would like to take back his words about letting ICE unfettered raids.
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06Mar#15a
Boston's retarded Mayor Chink was challenged for her defiance towards a comprehensive immigration policy. She takes issue at the "false narrative" that "immigrants in general are criminals or that they cause all sorts of dangers and harm", and claims that it is such "false narratives" that undermine safety in the community. "If you want to make us safe, pass gun reforms".
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Mayor Chink is a Believer (or pretends to be)! Heavens above!

06Mar#15b
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這是你的家 reminds me of this patriotic song "Our Great name is China"
Children, this is your home, with elegant pavilions and gardens.
Our history becomes our character
And our great name is China.
The blood of your ancestors dried on the wall and roofs
Their sweat nourished the flowers
Anyone who dares to intrude in your home, children, chase them away
No matter how they thieve like rats and dogs
Be like your ancestors.
Spill your blood for the sake of your country!

06Mar#16
Bobby gets lectured on the "Thinkers vs Believers" canard.
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Elijah Nelson‬'s final comment concedes that there are such modes as "Thinking" and "Believing", and that undermines his argument.


06Mar#17
Big Al contradicts Bobby's One-Earth pipe dream.
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06Mar#18
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06Mar#19
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Bobese translators please?

06Mar#20
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06Mar#21
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A&N, where people successfully deciphered Bobby's remark.

06Mar#22
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Bobby, you don't question Artists; they are Elites. A&N.

06Mar#23
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06Mar#24
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06Mar#25
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06Mar#26a
Bobby dispense his Thinkery wisdom -- "People don't wear baseball hats because they wear baseball; they wear baseball hats to wear hats" -- on Will Stancil. He plans to repeat such meme as "Trump takes egg" so that "Team Lib" would want to BULLDOZE, BURN and SALT THE EARTH of Red America.
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TL;DR: conservatives can laugh at themselves; liberals can't. And "Trump takes eggs" is not even humor.

06Mar#26b
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06Mar#27
A rare instance in which Will Stancil talks sense.
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Bobby has the endearing ability to make even the nuttiest sound sane by comparison


06Mar#28
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06Mar#29
People don't share Bobby's Milla Jovovich fetish.
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06Mar#30
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06Mar#11
Larry Kudlow: "Trump's program's not in yet! I've got people on the left who are blaming Trump. How can you blame Trump when he wasn't president when these seeds were planted?" The female host agrees that Kudlow cannot be more right given Trump has been in for only thirty-plus days.
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Ah yes, Obama's "good economy" that grew at a sluggish 2% per year thanks to overbearing governmental regulations and attempts to manage his way out of a recession. The economy that he mocked the idea of ever going back to 4% growth, and then Trump came along and proved him wrong immediately by getting rid of a lot of his bullshit. That economy, Bob?

You can't always blame everything on the last guy, but Trump's barely been in for a month. Any changes he makes are gonna take time to see the results of. If shit's bad six months down the line, then we'll talk. Bob the economist is a fucking retard.
06Mar#14
Mark Warner would like to take back his words about letting ICE unfettered raids.
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I really didn't need to know about young Bob's sexual fantasies, but unfortunately that's what I get for reading the farms. Some comments really don't need to be made, Bob.
06Mar#16
Bobby gets lectured on the "Thinkers vs Believers" canard.
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Elijah Nelson‬'s final comment concedes that there are such modes as "Thinking" and "Believing", and that undermines his argument.
Bob doesn't believe in genocide? I'd direct Elijah to look at 26a below.
Bill Kristol is a retarded neocon, so his sucking the troon dick is unsurprising. Fuck him and everything he stands for.
Oh no, not another boycott! Will it do anything, or will it be like that one-day protest last week where nobody even noticed it happened because boycotts don't actually accomplish much of anything at all? I dunno about you guys, but my money's on the latter.
06Mar#26a
Bobby dispense his Thinkery wisdom -- "People don't wear baseball hats because they wear baseball; they wear baseball hats to wear hats" -- on Will Stancil. He plans to repeat such meme as "Trump takes egg" so that "Team Lib" would want to BULLDOZE, BURN and SALT THE EARTH of Red America.
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TL;DR: conservatives can laugh at themselves; liberals can't. And "Trump takes eggs" is not even humor.
Quoting Bob here, because I think this needs to be highlighted again: "We ain't getting out of this until 'Blue America' - and every faction/subset in it - FUCKING HATES and wants to FUCKING BULLDOZE, BURN, AND SALT THE EARTH of 'Red America' SO MUCH that they'll line[sic] up behind any non-Republican with a pulse to get even CLOSE. Scorn is a start. Then, quickly, hate."

...I mean, honestly, look at this. Bob seriously believes himself to be a good person when he's spouting shit like this about innocent people who have never done anything to harm him, or anyone else. He legitimately wants his fellow Democrats/liberals/leftists to not only destroy every single Republican/conservative's homes and businesses, but to utterly wipe them off the map and make sure that they never come back. I mean, how else are we supposed to take such language as "bulldoze, burn, and salt the earth" other than a call for genocide? What, you're gonna destroy their property but let them live? Maybe you want to throw them in camps instead, Bob? Maybe you get tired of feeding them and call for a final solution, Bob?

I cannot imagine living with such seething hatred consuming you every single day, especially for people who have literally no impact on his life, despite his persistent belief otherwise. Bob is a 44-year-old man who has ruined his own life, yet he blames all these people for stealing the future he earned, with no evidence supporting this. Not only that, but he wants everyone that he believes is on his side to see things the way he does, to be filled with as much hatred as he has. It's absolutely insane, and he needs serious help, though with how utterly poisoned he is by his hatred, I fear he'll never get better.
 
God is not opposed to slavery. And He is definitely opposed to "trans rights".
This is your daily reminder that it was a Black Man who owned slaves, who got the Supreme Court to rule that he could keep his slaves forever instead of the whole "Indentured Servitude" thing which is not forever.

Hell, Slavery in the Bible - at least as practiced by The Israelites - was NOT "forever". It was basically what happened if you ran up the ancient equivalent of a credit card.
No they won't. They'll be seen as the fools they are by all except the most woke and brainwashed.
06Mar#09
A prostitute always talks like a prostitute.
Maybe this bitch should go offer to suck Putin's cock for peace? Hell, the former Vice Prostitute herself, Kamala, I heard she's real good at it, maybe she should give it a try as well.
Bobese translators please?
Bob's basically trying to spit out that France is going to do what USA has been doing for the past 100+ years in terms of "Global Hegemony". Also, Bob. The "Global South" IS NOT A THING. It's some commie bullshit terminology that makes no fucking sense, predicated on the "Deep South" of America, writ large across continents.
06Mar#26b
I thought Avian Influenza did that.
Bob seriously believes himself to be a good person when he's spouting shit like this about innocent people who have never done anything to harm him, or anyone else.
Well, see, that's the problem. To Bob, these are not "innocent" people - he is convinced that they dared Wrongthink AND WrongVote, and this thus directly harmed him and his (sped niece, troon cousin, brother's gay best friend/cousin, PeeOhCee BiL, etc) by electing Drumpf and a bunch of (R), therefore Bob hates them and wants to shove them all in a woodchipper feet first.
how else are we supposed to take such language as "bulldoze, burn, and salt the earth" other than a call for genocide?
"But but, it's NOT Genocide if they're all straight white cis MAGAnaiseghoulen Believers ™️ ! Genocide is only ever about minecrafting minorities - PeeOhCees, Speds, Troons, Whamens, and Bundles of Sticks! If I minecraft all the Whitey, I'm saving Minority Lives, so that's literally the OPPOSITE of Genocide!" - Bob, probably.

I wonder if sped niece and sped nephew are (R), after all, Bob thinks that "retard" is perfectly exchangable for "Republican".
Maybe you get tired of feeding them and call for a final solution, Bob?
If Bob had his way, he'd find a way to deny them oxygen in the wastelands, which is a roundabout way to say Gas the J00s MAGA CHUDs in Minecraft.

I cannot imagine living with such seething hatred consuming you every single day, especially for people who have literally no impact on his life, despite his persistent belief otherwise. Bob is a 44-year-old man who has ruined his own life, yet he blames all these people for stealing the future he earned, with no evidence supporting this. Not only that, but he wants everyone that he believes is on his side to see things the way he does, to be filled with as much hatred as he has. It's absolutely insane, and he needs serious help, though with how utterly poisoned he is by his hatred, I fear he'll never get better.
Bob has the dual curse of Autism and Narcissism. It is highly unlikely he will ever seek help, as he thinks there is nothing wrong with him. Unless something drastic happens to give Bob a literal Come To Jesus moment, his fate is a corrupted, cursed version of Super Mario Bros. 3, along the lines of Super Mario Frustration, but when he falls in "lava" and "dies" he feels it before he respawns to try again, over and over, only to fail each time.

Bob, despite denying he's an atheist even though for all intents and purposes he is the worst type of reddit-tier Atheism 101, thus blames the backward progress of the world that fails to reach the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah on being literally held back by the masses of Believers ™️ swimming in superstition so vast, that they must be dragged kicking and screaming into the future, which of course slows down I Fucking Love Science progress to a crawl. This is one of the reasons why Bob will say shit like "Religion is delightful. Belief holds back progress". But what even IS religion, without belief? Something something clanging cymbals or sounding gongs...
 
"We ain't getting otu of this until "Germany" and every faction/subset in it - F---ING HATES and wants to F---ING BULLDOZE, BURN AND SALT THE EARTH of "Jews" SO MUCH that they'll like up behind any non-Jew with a pluse to get even CLOSE. Scorn is a start. Then, quickly, hate."

Well.

Seems we got another entry for the movieBob or Neo-nazi quiz.
 
04Mar#01
Turns out Lindsay Ellis wasn't the first person who "borderline gaslighted" poor Bobby.
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This is honestly something that just happens growing up, especially if you have niche geeky interests. Sucks but you would have to be extremely emotionally stunted to let it color the way you interact with people well into your 40s.
It also reminded me of something I wanted to bring up during his linkara exchange. Just imagine bob in school butting into random conversations to spew trivia and unsolicited opinions. That would contribute way more to his unpopularity than his many other faults. I know my group of friends would have told him to fuck off
06Mar#19
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Geopolitics bob is under the impression that the absence of the U.S in nato will bring back the colonial era ambitions of western european countries bringing back the pre american hegemony over the world. I could go through this bit by bit and explain how fucking retarded it is, but it should be obvious to anyone paying attention to the last 80 years of history of any of those three nations why that won't ever happen.
The transformers faggot going on about the french is exactly exactly the kind of moron who would follow bob.
06Mar#27
A rare instance in which Will Stancil talks sense.
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Bobby has the endearing ability to make even the nuttiest sound sane by comparison
Will through some miracle is seeming to start to understand that wagging your finger and going "nuh uh" to people who see their lives getting worse is not a winning move. Bob is an absolutely miserable misanthrope.
 
I'm reminded of a tiktok video of some woman asking her husband why he looked so sad. The husband was staring at an almost spent spool of wire. He tells his wife, who's filming him behind her cellphone, that he's had this spool of wire for 40 years. For 40 years he's used this spool and now it's almost gone. He struggles to express the emotions he's having as this physical representation of his life is almost used up. Bob is pretend upset about a handheld console THAT CAME OUT IN 2011 WHEN HE WAS 30 is gone and dusted. Fuck me, man. I though that the 3ds, just the base handheld and not even the XL or 2DS which came out a few years after, was released in the early aughts which would make Bob be in his 20s, as if that makes it any better. His lamentations would mean something if Bob was some sort of retro gamer or enthusiast or archivist. He's not. He's Bob and he's "joking" about needing therapy because a toy that came out in his 30s doesn't have any parts left to fix the toy he doesn't have.
The way the industry is moving is that Nintendo are going to be the last man standing in the console space, everything else is basically just going to be a consolized PC or Android device. This is bad if you mainly like Nintendo games, because Nintendo wants those to be locked to their proprietary hardware. Everyone else seems to think of everything as just being software, Playstation games are on PC, Microsoft wants Gamepass everywhere, Steam doesn't require you to have a Steam Deck to buy from their store. Now, that's actually good, because it means that in order to play old games you will no longer have to resort to piracy most of the time. Well, boneheaded maneuvers like Sega removing their game collections from being sold are still possible, but when everything is just software it stops being a situation where you have to keep old hardware running and trying to find parts to repair it with. Well, except for with Nintendo. That's ok as long as it remains profitable for them, but it sucks for retro-game enthusiasts who are neurotic about emulation.
04Mar#01
Turns out Lindsay Ellis wasn't the first person who "borderline gaslighted" poor Bobby.
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Bob is a terrible friend, you wouldn't want Bob for a friend. Because when the going gets tough, Bob will toss people who help him under the nearest bus on behalf of people like Zoe Quinn. (The Russ Pitts story, basically). Bob doesn't deserve to have friends, if anyone was foolish enough to befriend Bob he would just keep them around until their usefulness was at and end, and then pull the lever to dump them into a piranha tank.
 
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