Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[P5Fever]

Does this mean that Robert is projecting every time he duhumanizes his opposition as being "unevolved" or says something like "the evolved world/ 21st century world"?

Yes obviously.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He's ignored this for so long. Guess he was getting too many replies with it to keep acting like this doesnt exist
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I've noticed that Robert's writing degrades dramatically when he's totally not mad in a distinctive way. It's not crytyping, where the writer suddenly stops being able to spell, but it's the same principle. Observe the long run-on sentence that's so full of meaningless, unnecessary qualifications that it becomes nearly incoherent. Observe the incorrect use of "essential" instead of "essentially" in a sentence meant to sound smart and snooty. What Robert does when he's totally not mad is crank his faux intellectualism up to 11 while making more grammar mistakes than usual.

Robert is very, very totally not mad about the consoomer meme.

 

[P5Fever]

Doesn't Disney World do this shit where they grow a good portion of the food on the property itself? They used to offer tours of the facilities because I remember passing by the indoor area that contained alligators that they would kill and serve at the eateries in Epcot. I had fried gator tails with a spicy sauce, they were rather good.

No DisneyWorld still does that in Epcot. They don’t have alligators they raise anymore because of that incident at DisneyWorld where a baby got eaten by one of the rivers or lakes I believe by a Disney resort hotel if memory serves me.

 

[Marissa Moira]

No DisneyWorld still does that in Epcot. They don’t have alligators they raise anymore because of that incident at DisneyWorld where a baby got eaten by one of the rivers or lakes I believe by a Disney resort hotel if memory serves me.

Well this explains why Bob keeps promoting it then, he's not going for more efficient or recent models because Epcot doesn't offer them as examples and seems to have kept to the original systems when the tour was first implemented.

He only knows about it because it was part of going to a theme park, he didn't really research it.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob is absolutely the last person to dictate on what is a human being. He’s still trapped in the “in between stage” of a blob evolving into a monkey.

Actually, he said that if you even know what the Consoomer meme is, then you're a lichen. Bob knows what the Consoomer meme is. Therefore, Bob has confessed to being a lichen. Hey, I don't make the rules!

Edit: OK, so if you know what it is "for reasons other than feeling deeply sorry for the people who made it". But Bob has never felt deeply sorry for anyone other than possibly himself, so my point stands.

 

[vern]

Hey I said in between stage. He is neither a monkey or a blob but trapped in between. He couldn’t move up the evolutionary chain because he’s not good enough. Also monkeys have better diets.

So he's basically a Vogon from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but replace bad poetry With bad movie "reviews"

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Again, I have no idea why Bobby thinks less than four years of Hillary would give instantly give us advanced hydroponics (because this dumb manchild doesn't know about the more efficient ones like aquaponics or aeroponics), hit the singularity of machine intelligence, build massive projects in space, and transhumanism via uploading of consciousness.

It's not quite that simple. He blames all of the working class, all of the farmers, all of the coal miners, all republicans, past and present, for this. He absolutely believes that the existence of these people somehow slow down developments. He really is that psycho.

 

[Adamska]

It's not quite that simple. He blames all of the working class, all of the farmers, all of the coal miners, all republicans, past and present, for this. He absolutely believes that the existence of these people somehow slow down developments. He really is that psycho.

Then I add my next question: why does he think scientists can live without food or electricity to run experiments? Because without those workers, they can't effectively apply their labor since they'd have to murder chickens themselves to not starve to death. And you still need to have workers to build the machines that build the machines to fuel his gay globo-fascist wet dream.

I swear, he's like a reverse Pol Pot.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

COW CROSSOVER!!!

Spoiler: An olive branch is extended

https://archive.is/HTe1d

FamilyGamerDad on Twitter

“@TheRalphRetort @TheGatorGamer Y’all want a lit bloodsports? See if you can get @MauLer93 and Rags against @the_moviebob and @Q_Review Almost positive that Rags and Mailer would be down.”

twitter.com

Spoiler: denied

https://archive.is/7wzqz

MovieBob Productions on Twitter

“Nah. https://t.co/KnDdp71pow”

twitter.com

Spoiler: Bob's girth fears the gunt

https://archive.is/MNO0k

Gator on Twitter

“@TheRalphRetort @peteywarren0829 @MauLer93 @the_moviebob https://t.co/hpb2eo8Qzy”

twitter.com

Hey new kids, let's sit and "rap" for awhile. Let's get real with it, yo.

*turns ball cap at odd angle and sits in a chair backwards*

Bob will never put himself in a place where he can be confronted with his bullshit and can't block you then bad mouth you behind a protective barrier (EDIT: I wanna apologize. It must have been the fetal alcohol syndrome kicking in as I can't think of an instance where Bob blocks someone and then bad mouth said person behind the safety of a block. It is in fact the other way around where he will continue to hound someone who's blocked him and I do not know how I messed that up. I'm sorry to you and to Bob for misrepresenting him.) If you spend anytime reading through this you'll see that Bob has no set ideology or thought pattern other than Things I like good everything else must be purged. The astute, autistic Bobologist here at the Farms have a difficult time finding anything deeper than that. He is angry, he is horny and believes that you are a lesser creature than him, the true human. It may seem weird but believe me what I say that the Consoomer meme is real (NEBR 4GIT @Judge Holden who gave unto us this gift)

To speak specifically about Ethan, first I wanna say I'm happy he's rebounding, even if he were up to defend his nebulous, selfish, and bizarre ideas he'd never go on TRR because he already gets enough fire from the breadtube he seemingly so desperately wants to be a part of with his retarded takes that he probably wouldn't survive what would happen to him if he even humored the idea of being on TRR.

Finally, Bob is a huge coward. Here's a nice synopsis of his most recent exceptional escapade where he and his siblings tried to get a guy fired for making fun of Bob's book.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Then I add my next question: why does he think scientists can live without food or electricity to run experiments? Because without those workers, they can't effectively apply their labor since they'd have to murder chickens themselves to not starve to death. And you still need to have workers to build the machines that build the machines to fuel his gay globo-fascist wet dream.

I swear, he's like a reverse Pol Pot.

He's interacted with BootlegGirl quite a bit, who is also reverse Pol Pot (it's in the subtitle too).

 

[Mola Ram]

So he's basically a Vogon from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but replace bad poetry With bad movie "reviews"

On the one hand this is hilarious; on the other, the Vogons required the talent of Douglas Adams to create them, and Bob ain't on that level even if you belted him with humor-expanding gamma radiation.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
[drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles, mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

 

[Marissa Moira]

Alright this might be a long post but I will post some Visual Aides as well as some Visual AIDS(and some real ones too).

I think I've found the root cause of Bobby's Autism

It's Old School Tomorrowland and Epcot. Bob is 38 so he would have been the right age back then for both parks to be in what is considered "Their Classic State" or "Near Classic State"(because Eisner ruined so many things).

All that fucking future sperging seemed very specific and I can cite the rides and the exact examples.

To start the Carousel of Progress. This went through many revisions but more than likely Bob saw the one from 1994 or the one before it which was the third revision Shows FUTURE LIVING that kept needing to be updated for the final part of the ride.

Yeah they really loved showing WOMEN CAN WORK TOO and beating you over the head with it, and end it by betting on the wrong horse and showing VR as a standard for games. It also showed technology as a means of replacing abilities that humans developed instead of augmenting them. But this was a ride made possible by GE so yeah it also acted as a commercial and had that tone even going forward into the later versions of the ride.

Next Living With the Land.
(8 year old version)

(most recent in carnation of the ride I could find)

This is where Bob got all his information on farming from, you see those backwards mayonnaise men just didn't have magic plastic trees and iron tanks controlled by computers to grow moon wheat. The ride apparently hasn't changed that much. FUCKING SAUDI ARABIA HAS FUTURE TECHNOLOGY TO GROW SAND VEGETABLES IN SPACESHIP HOUSES!(never mind the fact that saudi arabia buys up US land to raise cattle and then fucking drains the aquifers of the surrounding US Towns here since they can't raise their own cattle at home)

Universe of Energy

You'll see right off the bat he'll mention the solar panels which Disney promoted the whole thing as a model for Next gen Energy usage for buildings. Well you see it's the shitty version of solar energy that doesn't involve using intense heat to melt salt and thus it's the only one that Bob knows about. The ride even though it was sponsored by Exxon mobile originally, went through a few revisions and the Bill Nye+Ellen one was the last incarnation before being torn down.

The Living Seas

Showed that people could be living longterm underwater and have many careers in the original version as well as showing underwater robots that had AI and would talk back. None of this came to pass, all the robot subs are no more unique than aerial drones used for hobbies.

And the big one Horizons

If Bob had any future this was the ride that told him that someone stole it

And it had it's devout fans, it remains the only ride in the park that had someone's ashes unofficially buried on camera near it (he died of Cancer and AIDS IIRC)

This was FUUUTUUUURRREEE incarnate. Showing all the shit that Syd Mead painted pictures of made nigh reality. Mega City Living, private space ships, working jobs for Space Corporations with super computers, the works. This ride is the reason retrowave exists today it's aesthetic to it's core. Gone are the ways of the quaint, everything is built up and is geared towards one type of future industry in the fear off distant year of 2020.

But yes Bob got his world views from a theme park and probably some early to mid 90's Discovery Channel about future concepts but I can't find any good clips(there's next to no documentation for quite a few DC shows). He really thought he could lay back and wait for the future to happen.

But a future like he wished for only happens when you have proactive people in it, which Bob isn't.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

"And lastly, you can now buy chipman bros merch. I'm pretty sure this art was made by bob. Can anyone figure out why there is a graph behind them?"

I'm pretty sure this pic was made to emulate early game cartridge art. Although I'm not sure why a Nintendophile like Bob would want to copy Sega's slapdash shovelware covers like this:

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I want this race-baiting POS to name one incident in the past fifty years where a black celebrity was attacked by white cops for his race. According to most of the sources I've found, Bob's Southern Backroads Jerkop Fantasy only exists in cheap Hollywood exploitation dramas:

Black Cops Are Just as Likely as White Cops to Kill Black Suspects

New research suggests a culture of bias is a bigger problem than individual racist officers.

psmag.com

Black suspects more at risk from black cops

Despite an intense national focus on high-profile police shootings involving white officers and black men, a new study shows that white officers are not statistically more likely to shoot and kill a black suspect.

www.washingtontimes.com

5 Statistics You Need To Know About Cops Killing Blacks

The Alton Sterling and Philando Castile shootings have caused an uproar among leftists because they fuel their narrative that racist white police officers are hunting down innocent black men. But the statistics – brought to light by the superb work of Heather Mac Donald – tell a different story...

www.dailywire.com

(I was trying to find unbiased/left leaning sources here. It's evident the issue is a lot more complex than "White cop always bad. Black suspect always innocent." )

 

[TerminalTryHard]

This shit is so over the top and dramatic it disproves his actual point.

"What about corrupt backwoods cops who are also serial killers?, There fame and millions of dollars can't protect them from those."

Also since rich famous people disappearing tends to draw attention so it kinda does, but when you have to go to that level of extreme you might need to reconsider your point.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Must be Robert's white privilege that allows him walk along a bad stretch of road in Baltimore, wearing brand new Nikes, carrying a bucket of Bojangles extra crispy and a 2 liter of Fanta Grape, just high fiving his brothers and sisters while looking through his cash filled wallet and iPhone, remaining completely untouched.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Blob gets dunked.

Then a stupid bitch shows up and whines at the twitter egg for "being mean" to a man continuously arguing for the genocide of half of the country which he views as worthless and subhuman.

Twitter checkmarks live in a different reality where "talk shit, get hit" doesn't exist so every time someone dares to stoop down to their level they have mental breakdowns.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Blob gets dunked.

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Then a stupid bitch shows up and whines at the twitter egg for "being mean" to a man continuously arguing for the genocide of half of the country which he views as worthless and subhuman.

Twitter checkmarks live in a different reality where "talk shit, get hit" doesn't exist so every time someone dares to stoop down to their level they have mental breakdowns.

Is she somehow not trying to make the troll feel bad about himself and is, thus, not literally the saddest type of human being?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Blob gets dunked.

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Then a stupid bitch shows up and whines at the twitter egg for "being mean" to a man continuously arguing for the genocide of half of the country which he views as worthless and subhuman.

Twitter checkmarks live in a different reality where "talk shit, get hit" doesn't exist so every time someone dares to stoop down to their level they have mental breakdowns.

Robert: Constantly dehumanizes everyone he dislikes, calling them trash, subhuman, not people, and recently "lichen." Mocks people who commit suicide when they're the wrong race, socioeconomic status, and/or live in the wrong states. Openly advocates harm of said people.
Blue checkmark: "I sleep."
Anon: "Nobody looks up to you Bob."
Blue checkmark: "What would your mother say, you terrible person!"

I can honestly say that if my mother saw all my comments about Moviebob, and I also showed her a sampling of the things Moviebob says for context, she might disapprove of some of my language but otherwise she would completely understand and would probably make a few comments about how awful he is of her own. That's not true of everything I say about everyone on here, but for Robert it definitely is.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Apparently movieblob actually has a subreddit

r/Moviebob

r/Moviebob:

www.reddit.com

If you’re too lazy to click the link get ready for a rundown of just how pathetic it is

The sub only has 141 members

Of this small group only one member has anything even remotely close to semi regular activity

The vast majority of recent posts have a whopping total of zero comments

I’m thinking that this sub is free real estate if you get what I’m saying

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Apparently movieblob actually has a subreddit

r/Moviebob

r/Moviebob:

www.reddit.com

If you’re too lazy to click the link get ready for a rundown of just how pathetic it is

The sub only has 141 members

Of this small group only one member has anything even remotely close to semi regular activity

The vast majority of recent posts have a whopping total of zero comments

I’m thinking that this sub is free real estate if you get what I’m saying

I wonder if Bob is a member?