Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I honestly take back what I say about Mundane Matt being worse than him because at least Matt is just a sniveling coward while Bob is a malicious douchebag who is probably more of a bully than the people who allegedly bullied him in high school.

Matt certainly is not worse than Bob. Matt might be a disingenuous con artist, but there is something much more deeply wrong with Bob. He ultimately is not the worst person on the farms because he hasn't actually done any of the things he so desperately wants to do.

If one day we were to see his name in the headlines however, it wouldn't be a shock to any of us.
 
You make a valid point.

Here's a valid counterpoint: considering Bob's behavior and general understanding of the issues he chooses to discuss, how can one discuss his exploits without touching on childishness?
It's impossible. Robert has emotionally not moved beyond childhood. I am increasingly convinced this is not due to some mental defect on his part, but actively, willfully refusing to grow up. He even brags as much in Brick by Brick (and consider the subject matter of the book: a children's game). His childishness is a core part of his identity. He may use big words, but at his core he is nothing more than a vindictive child dreaming about hurting everyone who he perceives hurt him.
 
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MOCK APPLE/DISNEY/CAPESHIT = PUNCHING DOWN RACISM
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Robert's normal views are monstrous enough, but the way he keeps attacking anyone who points out the child prostituting pimp elephant in the rich people's room based on his extremely warped sense of tribalism is truly disturbing. It costs zero dollars not to run thinly veiled defense of people being friends with and possibly using the services of a known child sex slaver, Bob.

And the idea that wealthy Hollywoodites, with their extremely favorable treatment by the justice system and loudest voice in world culture that constantly drowns out anyone else, are in any way "marginalized" may be the most clown world take of 2020 so far.
 
And the idea that wealthy Hollywoodites, with their extremely favorable treatment by the justice system and loudest voice in world culture that constantly drowns out anyone else, are in any way "marginalized" may be the most clown world take of 2020 so far.
The homeless have no idea of the struggle that the rich endure every day. It's a miracle the wealthy have it in them to get out of bed every morning.
 
The homeless have no idea of the struggle that the rich endure every day. It's a miracle the wealthy have it in them to get out of bed every morning.
Exactly! Why, some rich people have to decide which car to drive each day! Can you even imagine their inner turmoil as they try to choose between the Lamborghini and the Rolls-Royce? Can you even conceive how exhausting it is to be as admired as they are? Thank God we have a house nigger Moviebob to tell us all about their troubles and put things in proper perspective for us!
 
Exactly! Why, some rich people have to decide which car to drive each day! Can you even imagine their inner turmoil as they try to choose between the Lamborghini and the Rolls-Royce? Can you even conceive how exhausting it is to be as admired as they are? Thank God we have a house nigger Moviebob to tell us all about their troubles and put things in proper perspective for us!
Hey, just because you're a rich actor doesn't mean you can't be the victim of a horrific racist attack! In fact, racist attacks are much worse for the wealthy because they have to pay their attackers several thousand dollars in advance and provide them with rope and bleach. Sometimes you're even subjected to the indignity of the police investigation afterwards saying you were in the wrong for paying a pair of Nigerian body builders to attack you.

Hollywood and Beverly Hills are true MAGA country hellscapes. People in the rust belt and inner city will never understand these levels of marginalization.
 
Bob is playing the long game. He is absurdly convinced that he's within a hair's breadth of being the next cultural juggernaut (and not just because of his weight). All he needs is that million dollar screenplay; that scrap of attention from the right person, and he'll be the biggest thing since Benioff & Weiss before they blew GoT season 8. So he's not going to piss off the wrong people, and when push comes to shove he'll even man the barricades, defending their honor against troglodyte wrongthinkers like Gervais.

It only looks like pathetic, cringe-inducing throne sniffing.

EDIT: I see my sarcastic tone is not coming across. :(
 
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Hey, just because you're a rich actor doesn't mean you can't be the victim of a horrific racist attack! In fact, racist attacks are much worse for the wealthy because they have to pay their attackers several thousand dollars in advance and provide them with rope and bleach. Sometimes you're even subjected to the indignity of the police investigation afterwards saying you were in the wrong for paying a pair of Nigerian body builders to attack you.

Hollywood and Beverly Hills are true MAGA country hellscapes. People in the rust belt and inner city will never understand these levels of marginalization.
It's so sad really. I've seen cases where these people become so afraid for their lives that they "repurpose" an anti abuse hashtag to protect themselves and one of heads of the newly "repurposed" turns out to have screwed a teenager whom she knew since he was a child. That poor woman got mean tweets and had to step away! How dare any of you who did any of this harassment! She's so rich that she could never find a man who would love her so she NEEDED to groom a child! Now she can't get any money from this movement anymore. How's she supposed to live now?
He is too much of a pussy to name the kiwi but at least he can retweet it
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HEHWO BAWB!!! I uWu you! Once we get Blumpf outta office surely then science will progress enough to grow you a new foot!
 
Like a good twitter addict don't stop when your raking in those (yous)
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BUT WAIT - he earned a nappy!
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He's ignored this for so long. Guess he was getting too many replies with it to keep acting like this doesnt exist
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He's ignored this for so long. Guess he was getting too many replies with it to keep acting like this doesnt exist

"A kind of lichen." He has such a weird fixation on dehumanizing people. Somewhere in his twitter history (assuming he didn't delete it) he defended it as a viable tactic, even a necessary one. I wish to Christ I had preserved it.

Also, fucking lol at "MY NAP IS EARNED!" Just like the future you earned, huh, Bobby?
 
He's ignored this for so long. Guess he was getting too many replies with it to keep acting like this doesn't exist
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>TFW you can't dismiss a meme making fun of you because you know that it's 100% accurate.
>So instead of ignoring it you try to dehumanize everyone who shares/ makes it, looking like even more of a tard in the process.
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Robert, male feminist and tranny chaser, claims women from Red States aren't human:
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that's typical narcissistic behaviour: narcissists put a person or group of people a pedestal, then shit the bed with rage when that person/group of people flagrantly defies their expectations and brings home how powerless they really are
it's the same reason why hardcore SJW types act somewhere between patronising and utterly vicious to members of minority groups who dare to speak up and disagree with them
 
that's typical narcissistic behaviour: narcissists put a person or group of people a pedestal, then shit the bed with rage when that person/group of people flagrantly defies their expectations and brings home how powerless they really are
it's the same reason why hardcore SJW types act somewhere between patronising and utterly vicious to members of minority groups who dare to speak up and disagree with them
Bob is absolutely the last person to dictate on what is a human being. He’s still trapped in the “in between stage” of a blob evolving into a monkey.
 
Bob is absolutely the last person to dictate on what is a human being. He’s still trapped in the “in between stage” of a blob evolving into a monkey.
that's unfair to monkeys; he's more like an intestinal parasite of some kind, in that he eats shit, is entirely dependent on another organism for survival, and brings no benefit to his host
 
that's unfair to monkeys; he's more like an intestinal parasite of some kind, in that he eats shit, is entirely dependent on another organism for survival, and brings no benefit to his host
Hey I said in between stage. He is neither a monkey or a blob but trapped in between. He couldn’t move up the evolutionary chain because he’s not good enough. Also monkeys have better diets.
 
Hey I said in between stage. He is neither a monkey or a blob but trapped in between. He couldn’t move up the evolutionary chain because he’s not good enough. Also monkeys have better diets.
Does this mean that Robert is projecting every time he duhumanizes his opposition as being "unevolved" or says something like "the evolved world/ 21st century world"?
 
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Seriously, no fucking clue why he thinks that Hillary being elected would matter on this front given we already quite easily have the capability to do this shit and actively are doing it.
Doesn't Disney World do this shit where they grow a good portion of the food on the property itself? They used to offer tours of the facilities because I remember passing by the indoor area that contained alligators that they would kill and serve at the eateries in Epcot. I had fried gator tails with a spicy sauce, they were rather good.
 
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