Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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HomerSimpson said:
This is how you know bob is a water brained exceptional individual. If these are the same laws Justine was thinking of implementing, they will do more bad than good. Something like 95%-98% of firearms used for crimes are illegally bought. So making it harder to own guns won't be doing shit. It will just be punishing those who use fire arms for legitimate reasons.

But since it doesn't have to do with cleansing the human race, I doubt bob knows any of that.

Can we come up with a 1488 for bob. Like "We must destroy the inferior whites before they stop being complacent push over bitches"? I guess instead of 88 it would be something like 1414. Nintendo Nigga.

141414 bob.
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To quote one Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman:
I happen to hold a quintessentially coastal opinion on the subject, namely that I believe and encherish my second ammendment right to bare arms but the rest of y'all's second amendment right to bare arms scares the crap out of me.
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At the start he throws up a placard which reads "(AKA: SELF-RIGHTEOUS MORAL-HYPOCRISY) and laughs at the end of it as if he was engaging in humorous hyperbole. The only thing that's funny is that he thinks that people are too stupid to realize that. on the daily, he dehumanizes people he just doesn't like and wishes for their rights and lively hood to be stripped from them. Perhaps he was too high off his own fumes to realize, yes I know the ridiculousness of Bob having self awareness, as Christmas that year was...REALLY THAT GOOD.
I was looking for examples of his impotent rage around the same time that he published his REALLY THAT GOOD of A Christmas Story but I made the executive decision that this was far funnier than posting any of usual hateful trite.
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Quixotic Man said:
Can Bob comment on a woman without mentioning if he would or would not try to fuck her?

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Robert flirting with the Gulag Queen of the DPRK is perhaps the most cringe-inducing thing I'm going to see for a while. She'd probably send his fat ass to a labour camp after dealing with his autistic pick-up lines.

Also, Robert can comment on women without thirsting them. His thoughts on conservative women are pretty much what you'd expect from an incel like him.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
To quote one Bob "The Moviebob" Chipman:

At the start he throws up a placard which reads "(AKA: SELF-RIGHTEOUS MORAL-HYPOCRISY) and laughs at the end of it as if he was engaging in humorous hyperbole. The only thing that's funny is that he thinks that people are too stupid to realize that. on the daily, he dehumanizes people he just doesn't like and wishes for their rights and lively hood to be stripped from them. Perhaps he was too high off his own fumes to realize, yes I know the ridiculousness of Bob having self awareness, as Christmas that year was...REALLY THAT GOOD.
I was looking for examples of his impotent rage around the same time that he published his REALLY THAT GOOD of A Christmas Story but I made the executive decision that this was far funnier than posting any of usual hateful trite.
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Brings to mind a mayme I saw recently
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
JK GUISE! JK! STOP POINTING OUT THAT I'M CREEPY WITH WOMEN ESPECIALLY OF THE SLANT VARIETY BECAUSE IT'S ALL A JOKE CLEARLY! IGNORE THAT I HAVE A WEIRDO, DEEP SEATED NEED FOR AN AUTHORITARIAN GOVERNMENT AND A MOMMY GF WHO WILL TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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Considering that white christians would be racial and religious minority in NK, that probably just turned him on even more.
 
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Quixotic Man said:
Can Bob comment on a woman without mentioning if he would or would not try to fuck her?

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My favorite part of this is "I would NOT get into a diplomatic conflict with this person" as if the idiot at the helm of the Kim Dynasty somehow improves NK's terrible negotiating position. Yes, the Dreaded Orange Man who threw starburst at Frau Merkel would totally be intimidated by a skinny slant from a backwards shithole.
 
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Things Better Forgotten said:
My favorite part of this is "I would NOT get into a diplomatic conflict with this person" as if the idiot at the helm of the Kim Dynasty somehow improves NK's terrible negotiating position. Yes, the Dreaded Orange Man who threw starburst at Frau Merkel would totally be intimidated by a skinny slant from a backwards shithole.
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Just wait till she accuses drumpf of raping her, and witness the miraculous rebirth of "BELIEVE ALL WAMMEN!" among movieblob and the media speds whose narratives he consooms after they all quietly stopped talking about it because of Joe Malarkey and his wandering hands
 
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Things Better Forgotten said:
My favorite part of this is "I would NOT get into a diplomatic conflict with this person" as if the idiot at the helm of the Kim Dynasty somehow improves NK's terrible negotiating position. Yes, the Dreaded Orange Man who threw starburst at Frau Merkel would totally be intimidated by a skinny slant from a backwards shithole.
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If you pay attention to how Bob speaks of others, he's always defining things in terms of conflict.

Call back to this podcast I linked to on page 1621.

Again, you don't have to listen to the whole thing, but listen to just the opening couple of minutes. How Bob goes on and on about the balls the Creed director had to have to approach Stallone about this project. The man just seems to see all human interaction as either simpering worship or on the edge of violence.

So in my search I was reminded of this post.

Where we figured out then what Bob in a robot body is:
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My apologies to hedonism bot.
 
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Flexo said:
If you pay attention to how Bob speaks of others, he's always defining things in terms of conflict.

Call back to this podcast I linked to on page 1621.

Again, you don't have to listen to the whole thing, but listen to just the opening couple of minutes. How Bob goes on and on about the balls the Creed director had to have to approach Stallone about this project. The man just seems to see all human interaction as either simpering worship or on the edge of violence.

So in my search I was reminded of this post.

Where we figured out then what Bob in a robot body is:
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My apologies to hedonism bot.
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I mean for some people it does take massive balls to approach someone, but that's just incredibly, legitimately sad for multiple reasons for which would Bob ridicule the person for.

Also an accurate choice
 
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Flexo said:
If you pay attention to how Bob speaks of others, he's always defining things in terms of conflict.

Call back to this podcast I linked to on page 1621.

Again, you don't have to listen to the whole thing, but listen to just the opening couple of minutes. How Bob goes on and on about the balls the Creed director had to have to approach Stallone about this project. The man just seems to see all human interaction as either simpering worship or on the edge of violence.

So in my search I was reminded of this post.

Where we figured out then what Bob in a robot body is:
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My apologies to hedonism bot.
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Bob has one of the most overly-extreme mindsets I've ever seen. If he has to take a stance on something, it's always the most extreme angle imaginable. And there's always two stances in his eyes: good or bad. You see it with all his rhetoric on conservative people, red states or white people in general.

You even see it with such mild and meaningless shit. Like the Megan Fox thing from the other day. Back in 2009 he couldn't just say he wasn't a fan of hers or that he didn't think she was all that talented. He had to degrade her and make her sound like she's the most irredeemable thing imaginable. Now he takes the exact opposite route and puts her on some huge pedestal, acting like he's her biggest sycophant and that she can do no wrong whatsoever.
 
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