Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I'm seeing more of Bob mockery in the wild. His notoriety grows. I wonder if the Cuties stuff actually stuck to him? No doubt he'll just scoff as it being part of the alt right conspiracy to smear him, but then self-awareness is not one of his strong suits.

 

[Robert James]

Do you think Bob sees the final battle of Avengers: Endgame as impactful at the Berlin Wall coming down?

No but I guarantee you he see's black panther as more impactful. They literally had a segment during the oscars where they brought black people in to talk about how much black panther means to them, not the actor but the character. They honestly see a movie where they got black people in tribal outfits to act like chimps, gorrillas technically, as a cultural milestone. Since bob sees all Marvel movies as the same movie he just applies that to every marvel and assumes they hold the same value. Not to mention this was the year Marvel was going to get woke and start replacing all their white heroes with POCLGBTQAAIP2S+ so he thinks we missed out on some huge cultural change.

 

[ravensboy]

No but I guarantee you he see's black panther as more impactful. They literally had a segment during the oscars where they brought black people in to talk about how much black panther means to them, not the actor but the character. They honestly see a movie where they got black people in tribal outfits to act like chimps, gorrillas technically, as a cultural milestone. Since bob sees all Marvel movies as the same movie he just applies that to every marvel and assumes they hold the same value. Not to mention this was the year Marvel was going to get woke and start replacing all their white heroes with POCLGBTQAAIP2S+ so he thinks we missed out on some huge cultural change.

The reason bob sees black panther as impactful is related to his view of disney as the "storyteller" of the 21st century, the person responsible (What a right wing belief!) for pushing our culture forward and creating the "new america" as it shaped 1950s "picturesque" storytelling and the "superior future" (ie, epcot) . His childhood was shaped by disney, his autism warped them into a caretaker of american fiction and storytelling and the ones responsible for keeping it healthy and alive along which caused his obsession with CONSUMING marvel products. The only reason nintendo hasn't been warped this way is because nintendo is in the buisness of making and selling video games and consoles, not making major political statements with movies and TV. "Big corporations are our friends, they want to help guide us!" bob has been utterly consumed by the corporate neoliberal worldview and views watching the correct products as a way to do politics. His worldview is entirely guided by corporations and any time someone does something to hurt his friend (corporation) (the james gunn firing for entirely plausible reasons) he rails against it. "Doesn't matter if james gunn is a pedophile, he worked on my friend's movie! This is a crime!" is bob's view. And I'm wondering about the cuties hill he died on. I can't decided if he'd defended gunn now over being a fellow pedophile or just because he directed guardians now.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob, again, wants everyone he doesn't like dead, turned to ash, scattered in the wind, and he wants you to pay for it, the Government to do it, and the fact that they'll have all the access to the drones that do it is ACTUALLY a good thing!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1309895907605917697

https://archive.vn/YBJ8f

Ah yes, again bringing up the progressive bastion of Singapore where you will be imprisoned for two years if you have gay butt sex. Great choice there, retard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_377A_of_the_Penal_Code_(Singapore)

"Heh, listen here kiddo. I hate racists and stuff! The fact that you think the Government having autonomous drones is bad and dangerous PROVES that you love racists and want them to continue to exist in the superior future. I'm such a good guy that I'd pay to see the Government blow up their houses. I'm also to stupid to realize that I'm already doing that with my taxes. Oh...and it's alright that Obama killed American's with zero due process because I don't believe in such an obsolete concept and Barry's black."

 

[Flexo]

Not to mention this was the year Marvel was going to get woke and start replacing all their white heroes with POCLGBTQAAIP2S+ so he thinks we missed out on some huge cultural change.

So you're saying 2020 is a result of God Himself trying to save the MCU from making a huge mistake?

Eh. That or the Pluto theory.

EDIT:

Bob, again, wants everyone he doesn't like dead, turned to ash, scattered in the wind, and he wants you to pay for it, the Government to do it, and the fact that they'll have all the access to the drones that do it is ACTUALLY a good thing!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1309895907605917697

https://archive.vn/YBJ8f

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Ah yes, again bringing up the progressive bastion of Singapore where you will be imprisoned for two years if you have gay butt sex. Great choice there, retard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Section_377A_of_the_Penal_Code_(Singapore)

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"Heh, listen here kiddo. I hate racists and stuff! The fact that you think the Government having autonomous drones is bad and dangerous PROVES that you love racists and want them to continue to exist in the superior future. I'm such a good guy that I'd pay to see the Government blow up their houses. I'm also to stupid to realize that I'm already doing that with my taxes. Oh...and it's alright that Obama killed American's with zero due process because I don't believe in such an obsolete concept and Barry's black."

Bob... the problem with nukes? Is that eventually your enemy gets one too.

 

[Red Hood]

So you're saying 2020 is a result of God Himself trying to save the MCU from making a huge mistake?

Eh. That or the Pluto theory.

EDIT:


Bob... the problem with nukes? Is that eventually your enemy gets one too.

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Ron Howard:
Bob had never seen WarGames.

 

[Flexo]

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Ron Howard:
Bob had never seen WarGames.

Hah! While I applaud the WarGames reference (though it's such a sad movie - WOPNR didn't get to kill any humans!) it's more like - "we set the rules so that we CAN play the game." Ergo: the constitution.

Think of it this way: everybody's playing football and agrees to the rules. What happens if one team suddenly brings guns onto the field? Sure they're probably going to win that initial game from the sheer surprise, but do you think they're going to keep winning? You honestly think the next team they play is going to show up unarmed? Hell no. They're going to come packing. Heck they might realize that the game has now gone "no-holds-barred" and decide to go gun down the first team while they're off the field to give them a surprise advantage. Things quickly spiral out of control from there until you no longer have a game of football. Thus, you have all the teams agree to the rules and participate in them - even the Cleveland Browns who literally have no hope of winning otherwise.

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back. He keeps talking like he expects to be able to throw a punch and declare "no hit backs!" and people have to respect it.

Remember... I think it was the James Gunn firing when he literally whined "you're not supposed to use these weapons against us!"

 

[Red Hood]

Hah! While I applaud the WarGames reference (though it's such a sad movie - WOPNR didn't get to kill any humans!) it's more like - "we set the rules so that we CAN play the game." Ergo: the constitution.

Think of it this way: everybody's playing football and agrees to the rules. What happens if one team suddenly brings guns onto the field? Sure they're probably going to win that initial game from the sheer surprise, but do you think they're going to keep winning? You honestly think the next team they play is going to show up unarmed? Hell no. They're going to come packing. Heck they might realize that the game has now gone "no-holds-barred" and decide to go gun down the first team while they're off the field to give them a surprise advantage. Things quickly spiral out of control from there until you no longer have a game of football. Thus, you have all the teams agree to the rules and participate in them - even the Cleveland Browns who literally have no hope of winning otherwise.

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back. He keeps talking like he expects to be able to throw a punch and declare "no hit backs!" and people have to respect it.

Remember... I think it was the James Gunn firing when he literally whined "you're not supposed to use these weapons against us!"

What Bob calls fights, most people call massacres, ambushes, sucker punches, or lynchings.

Honestly I just threw WarGames out because nukes came up, and by extension Mutually Assured Destruction. Top it with an Arrested Development joke because our butterball Bob seems to have some AD himself.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

"Heh, listen here kiddo. I hate racists and stuff! The fact that you think the Government having autonomous drones is bad and dangerous PROVES that you love racists and want them to continue to exist in the superior future. I'm such a good guy that I'd pay to see the Government blow up their houses. I'm also to stupid to realize that I'm already doing that with my taxes. Oh...and it's alright that Obama killed American's with zero due process because I don't believe in such an obsolete concept and Barry's black."

Fuck. Bob is completely oblivious to the fact that if these drones can be deployed against Antifa or BLM just as easily as they could against the Proud Boys and Q-Anon. Then again, Bob and his ilk are completely myopic and never plan more than one step ahead. then-Senate minority leader Mitch McConnell warned the Democrats that they would regret changing the rules and sooner than they would think back in 2013. Seven years later and the Senate is poised to confirm Amy Coney Barrett to the SCOTUS because they only need a simple majority rather than a supermajority to do so. If Bob and the idiots he allies himself with had even had a modicum of intelligence and self-awareness they wouldn't get hoisted by their petards on a regular basis.

Alas, I have to wonder if Sisterbang, White-sylvania is next door to Lynn and Revere because I suspect the Chipman clan are a few chromosomes short of true sapience. Bob and Chris already look more like lesser primates that even a fucking chimpanzee would turn its nose up at.

Hah! While I applaud the WarGames reference (though it's such a sad movie - WOPNR didn't get to kill any humans!) it's more like - "we set the rules so that we CAN play the game." Ergo: the constitution.

Think of it this way: everybody's playing football and agrees to the rules. What happens if one team suddenly brings guns onto the field? Sure they're probably going to win that initial game from the sheer surprise, but do you think they're going to keep winning? You honestly think the next team they play is going to show up unarmed? Hell no. They're going to come packing. Heck they might realize that the game has now gone "no-holds-barred" and decide to go gun down the first team while they're off the field to give them a surprise advantage. Things quickly spiral out of control from there until you no longer have a game of football. Thus, you have all the teams agree to the rules and participate in them - even the Cleveland Browns who literally have no hope of winning otherwise.

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back. He keeps talking like he expects to be able to throw a punch and declare "no hit backs!" and people have to respect it.

Remember... I think it was the James Gunn firing when he literally whined "you're not supposed to use these weapons against us!"

That is why I ask that our benevolent robotic overlords to graciously allow me to live long enough to witness Bob get his comeuppance at their hand.

I noticed this when Bob made the bizarre suggestion that somebody sit behind Mitch McConnell at a restaurant and blow an air horn every time he tries to eat something.
As if it would be impossible to know who's the asshole blowing the air horn and that McConnell, let alone the entire restaurant, wouldn't kick the dumb bastard out immediately.

I suspect said idiot would be eating through a straw for the rest of their natural lives.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back

I noticed this when Bob made the bizarre suggestion that somebody sit behind Mitch McConnell at a restaurant and blow an air horn every time he tries to eat something.
As if it would be impossible to know who's the asshole blowing the air horn and that McConnell, let alone the entire restaurant, wouldn't kick the dumb bastard out immediately.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back. He keeps talking like he expects to be able to throw a punch and declare "no hit backs!" and people have to respect it.

Remember... I think it was the James Gunn firing when he literally whined "you're not supposed to use these weapons against us!"

His attitude certainly hasn't been helped by people who try resist antifa being arrested.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Remember... I think it was the James Gunn firing when he literally whined "you're not supposed to use these weapons against us!"

He literally did say exactly this word from word. Way back on page 1450.

 

[ravensboy]

Someone want to tell me why bob is sucking off the CCP movie market now?

Hoping for Chinese Takeover? Or just latching on to any movie he can watch?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Mola Ram]

I find this deeply insulting. Feed this motherfucker the Black Blood of Kali. Then set him on fire.

 

[Red Hood]

He literally did say exactly this word from word. Way back on page 1450.
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That feeling when your tactics get turned against a bad target

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

So sometime in the future Im thinking of doing a moviebob playthrough of new vegas. In this theoretical playthrough I'd set his intelligence to 10 because hes big brained but also his endurance Charisma and agility would be set to 1. Id give him a perception of 3 or for but he'd also get the four eyes trait. In terms of actions I'd have him side with mr house and kill all the ghouls feral or otherwise, Slaughter everyoneone in Caesars Legion (Out of pragmatism since Bob wouldnt survive one day in their world. ANd also slaughter the brotherhood for being tech hoarders for holding back the superior future. I have yet to figure out what Bob's stance on super mutants would be since on the one hand theyre "inferior troglogytes" but on the other hand their creation was due to eugenics. also I'll reduce his movement speed using console commands. What other traits, skills, perks, and special attributes should I pick

I would recommend getting the Lead Belly and Tard Nerd-rage perks. You should also reduce his AP through console commands, because Bob would probably sweating and wheezing real fast if he was in a self-defense scenario.

His ideal companion would probably be Veronica, but I imagine the Brotherhood thing might interfere with that.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back. He keeps talking like he expects to be able to throw a punch and declare "no hit backs!" and people have to respect it.

Just got over my disappointment from UFC 253 and all this fight talk has me depressed again.

I don't know if Bob has ever been in a fight. Imo he's just a simpleton who worships 'technology and progress' so much that he's incapable of conceiving that the horsemen of the Superior Future don't operate like they do in the movies. In Bobs mind the mayo-ghouls aren't going to use robots and future tech cause they'll be too ignorant to understand it. Think about it, in movies who uses the Robots? Its not the racist white trash hick, its either the enlightened future urbanite or the nerdy underdog.
Hollywood doesn't show mayo ghouls being 'superior' so in Bobs mind they wont ever be a threat

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

I don't think you can actually do a Moviebob Fallout play-through, since it makes you spend all your SPECIAL points and you can't just leave everything at 2 or 3.

I would recommend getting the Lead Belly and Tard Nerd-rage perks. You should also reduce his AP through console commands, because Bob would probably sweating and wheezing real fast if he was in a self-defense scenario.

His ideal companion would probably be Veronica, but I imagine the Brotherhood thing might interfere with that.

Nah Bob wouldnt have any companions (outside of dead money but in that case neither he nor the companions have much of a choice)

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hah! While I applaud the WarGames reference (though it's such a sad movie - WOPNR didn't get to kill any humans!) it's more like - "we set the rules so that we CAN play the game." Ergo: the constitution.

Think of it this way: everybody's playing football and agrees to the rules. What happens if one team suddenly brings guns onto the field? Sure they're probably going to win that initial game from the sheer surprise, but do you think they're going to keep winning? You honestly think the next team they play is going to show up unarmed? Hell no. They're going to come packing. Heck they might realize that the game has now gone "no-holds-barred" and decide to go gun down the first team while they're off the field to give them a surprise advantage. Things quickly spiral out of control from there until you no longer have a game of football. Thus, you have all the teams agree to the rules and participate in them - even the Cleveland Browns who literally have no hope of winning otherwise.

This is why I seriously question that Bob has ever been in a real fight. Otherwise he would understand the concept that the other side gets to punch back. He keeps talking like he expects to be able to throw a punch and declare "no hit backs!" and people have to respect it.

Remember... I think it was the James Gunn firing when he literally whined "you're not supposed to use these weapons against us!"

Bob would have us believe, from what I've seen so far, that he's been able to flawlessly deliver 1-hit-KO (sucker?) punches to any and all who challenged him.

Pics or it didn't happen, Bob.