Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

[Male Idiot]

I don't give a fuck if she is dead. She was a worthless hippie, you beta cuck simps.

Same for baldie, if he did an hero or just did a byuu and is alive in Mexico, whatever.

Both were tards. Now if he is never found, we can have a nice cold case video in 20 years, where some youtuber will gladly rant if he did it, someone else got them both, it was a skinwalker, aliens, Bigfoot or CIA.

My favourite is already the Gay Sex Slave for Bigfoot theory. He kind of looked like the Coomer guy. Plus he was dumb enough to stay with zero brain thot to begin with.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I for one can't believe people on the Kiwi Farms would be nosy and morbid and enjoy gossiping about something that doesn't concern them, especially when it involves internet goings on. I thought we were better than that.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

There being a term for it doesn't mean much

5500 parental murders over 24 years seems surprisingly small, especially compared to the number I know of total homicides in the US per year is around 20k typically.

If someone jumped through someones window and snatched their baby, held it with their teeth while jumping out and later tore into it liked a grilled chicken, you wouldn't hear the end of that tragic event even if happens everyday in nature. For us it would be the worst thing ever and that's just one infant. (our) nature abhors going after babies and children for a reason. Someone on meth trying to smash a bottle over the head of another person at a liquor store and getting fatally shot is a meh.

 

[Male Idiot]

But this is the latter category.

Two idiots being unruly and getting into shit.

It is her fault:
- Dumb van idea.
- Being too crazy.
- Staying with the wrong guy.

It is his fault:
-Going along with dumb idea.
- Being not manly enough to bring her back to reality with "bad vibes".
- Staying with the wrong girl.

These two clusterfucks were engaged, which is a consensual decision in US. Make stupid choices, win stupid prizes.
Both had agency and were not a kid, a pet, or even a cripple which are reliant on others.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I mean if you guys want the real lore about what happened to the couple during the month of August I'll fill you all in with probably the most realistic theory.

It was clearly Jason Voorhees. Think about it.

Location: National Park by a creek
People involved: Young couple who have sex in the van
Time: During the month of August when Jason is active because the month has the date Friday the 13th
Suspect: Jason Voorhees, A psychopathic serial killer who hunts down young adults who commonly engage in sexual acts

Summary: Brian and Gabby were filming footage all day and decided to take a pit stop at the side of the road to eat and later engage sexually with each other. In the middle of their intimacy Jason climbs out of the nearby creak with his hockey mask and machete and spots the van that is shaking and bouncing because stud Brian is railing his hot girlfriend. Jason approaches the van and opens the back door pulling poor Gabby out and begins hacking her up with the machete. Brian bravely springs into action and tries to defend his girlfriend but to no avail and b-lines for the drivers seat to escape. The whole traumatic ordeal shook Brian to his core so much that he became a mute and could not report this to police. Now grief stricken Brian has went awol into the woods to exact revenge on Jason.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

BECAUSE SHE'S WHITE AND YOUNG AND PRETTY REEEE

I was thinking the same thing. The American media on both sides shows it's true colors by launching a multistaTe search and recovery on a useless twat who should have known better.

 

[Mr. 0]

Brian Laundrie probably escaped to CWCville to get some basement rosechu action and take the office of mayor now that Chris is locked up

 

[Grundlejungle]

Thot status: Patrolled.
One less useless tard with bad genetics, seems like a net win to me. Hopefully they can catch baldy and cull him from the gene pool as well.
Fact: only niggers, hobos, and assorted filth live in vans.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Cuz she's hot

Ok can we at least all agree that she's not hot, at best she's a 'cute enough'.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

I for one can't believe people on the Kiwi Farms would be nosy and morbid and enjoy gossiping about something that doesn't concern them, especially when it involves internet goings on. I thought we were better than that.

Human interest stories are fun to speculate about, form opinions over, empathize with, etc. However when people dip into edge posting, accusation slinging, and general drama starting due to TOO much emotional involvement with something (that doesn’t even affect them) it really brings down the quality of the thread. One reason I prefer Kiwifarms over places like 4chan is that the user base is generally more stoic, and retarded MATI stuff like what’s in ITT is usually frowned upon. Though this thread is proving me wrong, sadly.

Learn how to calm down before posting.

 

[MunsterCheese]

I'm guessing cadaver dogs got a scent in the area. He was probably horrified and didn't want to be near the body or driving it decomposing anywhere.

Search & rescue? If you have a dead body out in the wilderness, or you suspect the "lost" person may be dead, the first thing you do is look up into the sky for circling hawks or vultures and focus a search party around that area looking for a dead body.

2 weeks of rotting flesh in summer heat. It did not take long to find her once they knew the general area to look in.

 

[CatSuga-Ogrish]

Said bald man is a multi-millionaire and will take you anywhere you want to go and buy you all the shit you want

How about now?

Not in a car.
Not in a bar.
Not on the ocean in a boat
Not high in a castle behind a moat.
Even when I'm in a casket cold and dead, my pallbearers better have some hair on their heads.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Well according to a 9/11 call, he was seen slapping her at least a couple of times, so I guess now we have evidence that they would just wail on each others I guess.

Gabby Petito: Police declare 'crime scene' as FBI enters Brian Laundrie's Florida home: LIVE UPDATES

The FBI announced a “search warrant” twice before removing Chris and Roberta Laundrie from their home in North Port, Fla., on Monday. The FBI Denver office on Sunday confirmed that authorities located what they believe is the body of Gabby Petito, the Florida girl who vanished while on a...

www.foxnews.com

You can hear the 9/11 call in the link

 

[Mr. Bung]

I for one can't believe people on the Kiwi Farms would be nosy and morbid and enjoy gossiping about something that doesn't concern them, especially when it involves internet goings on. I thought we were better than that.

Lol, well the motto of the site is "Mind Your Business" but of course it's meant to be totally ironic.

I'm just surprised so many people are sperging over some mainstream missing white woman syndrome boomer story. I think they both had some major problems and probably deserved what was coming to them. She a crazy bitch prone to acts of physical violence and he a fucking murderer who likely killed both her and those two lesbians. It's just justice being delivered as it should and it's a shame that it doesn't happen like this more often.

 

[Male Idiot]

Lol, well the motto of the site is "Mind Your Business" but of course it's meant to be totally ironic.

I'm just surprised so many people are sperging over some mainstream missing white woman syndrome boomer story. I think they both had some major problems and probably deserved what was coming to them. She a crazy bitch prone to acts of physical violence and he a fucking murderer who likely killed both her and those two lesbians. It's just justice being delivered as it should and it's a shame that it doesn't happen like this more often.

So 4 malfunctioning cogs removed from society. What's the downside?

 

[Wuornos]

I know, right? How DARE the MSM report about the murder of a...*tries not to gag*... White girl? Why couldn't they just suppress the story like they did with the horrific murders of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom, or the abduction and murder of Kriss Donald or the million (and rising) White school girls that were gang raped by Pakistani Muslims in the UK?

Generation retard strikes again..

 

[Bins]

Since I'm retarded, I went to reddit, so now you can all read the retarded retardation I retardedly found
Copy of the Search Warrant

Search for Brian Laundrie: Discussion Thread 2

He never went to "The Preserve" that was a wild goose chase to give him time to hitchhike north. Mommy gave him money. Where would you go that's cheap, you can blend in and hopefully not be extradited? Belize? Cuba? needs a private boat to get there quietly. Mexico you can be extradited but easy to hide. He's shaved, died what little hair he has, wears glasses and shoes now. Sightings in Alabama say he's passed Louisiana, probably through Corpus Christie then he's in Reynoso or already into Mexico. Repost in spanish with his many photos and now we need a reward poster Nunca fue a "The Preserve" que era una búsqueda inútil para darle tiempo para hacer autostop hacia el norte. Mami le dio dinero. ¿Adónde iría que fuera barato, pueda integrarse y, con suerte, no ser extraditado? Belice? ¿Cuba? necesita un barco privado para llegar tranquilamente. México puede ser extraditado pero fácil de esconder. Está afeitado, murió el poco pelo que tiene, ahora usa gafas y zapatos. Los avistamientos en Alabama dicen que pasó Louisiana, probablemente a través de Corpus Christie y luego Reynoso. Toda la gente amable en México necesita volver a publicar sus fotografías en diferentes formas. Recompensa recibe llamadas

Apparently some people found some random photo of a random guy in Alabama and claimed it was baldie. I haven't seen the photo (which the above alludes too), but it's apparently be debunked.

a crazy idea just crossed my mind, please don't be mean but, WHAT IF, Brian is in witness protection program? perhaps he agreed to cooperate in exchange for protection and we will never know the truth

UPDATE: Body found near Tillmans Corner Walmart believed not to be Brian Laundrie

UPDATE (9/20/21 3:57 PM) — Mobile police confirm to WKRG News 5 that the body found near the Tillmans Corner Walmart is not that of Brian Laundrie. Laundrie is a person of interest in the dis…

www.wkrg.com

People, I mean redditards, thought this was his body being found

Nevermind, this is the photo
https://twitter.com/frumpde/status/1440023847470837760


edit: more thoughts from the retarded

Theory: don’t harp on me if I sound dumb. How easy is it to get into Canada? People keep saying it’s easy to get out of the states (I.e. Mexico) but what if he’s going North? North seems more likely and more his style of adventure. If there’s a chance he doesn’t get flagged at the boarder, I feel like that’s the direction he would be going. Thoughts?

Lol, yeah, why flee to Mexico when you can travel up to Canada from Florida

The last playlist created on their Spotify no longer is titled, I believe I had looked at it yesterday and it was there then?

Hi, sorry to be putting on the tinfoil hat here, but after realizing that SelfConsumption ‘s title was removed, I looked at his playlist library. He has Murder on my Mind twice, and Psycho by both Russ and Post Malone on there. The weird one I saw was Love the Way You Lie by Eminem being added eons after it’s release, especially with the subject of the song. Looking at the pattern of the songs added, and knowing some of them from my own experiences, it might give us a better idea of the nature of their relationship. It doesn’t seem like it was all sunshine and rainbows and some of those songs sound straight up vindictive toward their partner at times.

I believe this is proof BL is still alive
BL's spotify page a few days ago had a profile picture which was then removed on sat/sun
and today the latest playlist on the account which yesterday was entitled "selfconsumption" has had the name edited and now unnamed.
I personally saw the account change over the last few days - i dont have screen caps but others do and you can find others speaking about seeing the same thing on twitter.

Imagine obsessing over a fucking playlist

FBI ain't fucking around haha
https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatBlitzGuy/status/1439974976216567821

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Imagine obsessing over a fucking playlist

I mean, i obsess over my gym playlists, i want to fucking maximize gains and the proper ratio of trap and grime to cooldown is really important

 

[Leslie Nielsen]

>viral stunt
>gabby OD'd
>gabby intentionally killed herself
>gabby killed herself on accident
>gabby wandered away and died via exposure and/or wild animals
>someone else killed gabby
>brian killed gabby in self-defense
>brian killed gabby but it was an accident
>brian killed her but she deserved it
>gabby isn't dead because the media always lies
>gabby wanted to be eaten a la Armin Meiwes and brian ate her

We're reaching levels of cope not thought possible.

Lol no one's coping but you. You're the one who had a preemptive spergout because you're getting too emotionally involved to understand why getting a lawyer is a smart decision. It's obvious you don't understand how cops work. They are not there to find the truth, they're there to put anyone away. You're the person who incriminates yourself to the police because you think "oh, I didn't do anything, there's nothing to worry about." It's obvious you're personally invested in this, and that's ok. It's sad this nutcase probably killed her, but you're acting like a tard. "I wouldn't leave my fiance in the desert." You're a real beacon of class, buddy.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Ok can we at least all agree that she's not hot, at best she's a 'cute enough'.

She certainly is not hot right now.