The King Cobra Wiki now has ElevenLabs powered AI on every page. TMDWU
1. Every page now has an audio player, so you can listen to the contents of the page, read by our sexy goth bad boy himself. I'm not really sure if page edits will be immediately reflected by the audio player, but it should work sooner or later. Wait patiently, that's what I always say toobz. If you're the first person to load the page since this change, you'll have to wait for the page to be converted to audio form, but if you're not, the player will immediately be available at the bottom of the page.
2. Every page also has a button you can press to call the Cobratron and talk to it with your microphone, with the responses voiced by Josh. It has a basic knowledge base of content taken from the Wiki itself, though this doesn't include every page. Useful for quick questions when you don't feel like reading stuff yourself because your attention span is fried by short term dopamine driven feedback loops. Or maybe you're just lonely, and Josh's voice comforts you. I don't care as long as you don't creep on kids - I'll drink to that!
Circle of protection around my bank account. I don't think the bill will be super high for this but if it is, I may have to remove it later. We'll see.
Honestly just ask the boy himself. Not necessarily you, but anyone’s bet in finding that album is just going straight to the boy and telling him you can’t find the find the album and your a fan. It’s not lost media lol
I am of the opinion that the whole VOD is lost media. Other than Lenin Lime, @Ellesse_warrior would be the one to ask, but I don't know if he's still around here. He, and I, to a much lesser extent, did quite a bit of archiving of the very late 2010s and early 2020s streams as they happened, and I have only ever seen clips of it no greater than a few minutes.
Wow, that's perfect timing. First upload for AnonymousCasper in a good while.
@SeizureRobot5000 Any idea where this might be?
I've asked Bite, waiting on a response. Unfortunately I think he wasn't as quick to archive music stuff... I also messaged a guy who asked me about uploading Cobra's music all the way back in 2021, lol. It's a shot in the dark but sometimes with borderline lost media you gotta start asking people to check their dusty old hard drives. Will report back ASAP.
HUGE ups to both anonymouscasperWY and Seizure for saucing me up. Soon as I'm back home from my latest business trip I'll get cracking.
The main reason is that Josh republishes his own songs. The reason both Rebirth of My Mind(,) Decent(sic) Into Darkness and Willows of Sorrow(Formerly Willows of Sarrow) are so damn long is because he put in the worst track I've ever listened to, King Cobra Wave - It's literally just half an hour of white noise. I wish I was fucking kidding, it's just white noise you'd hear through a radio frequency, like some experimental binaural beat or something. When I was first listening to Willows I had to stop at that track because I thought I had been listening to the wrong album the entire time. TWU.
I've been wrapped up in documenting the actual main history, so stuff like Josh's fashion sense(Or lack thereof), various objects, and incidents of some renown have taken a back seat. Moreover because I'm writing many articles from effectively scratch, quite a lot of pages require sifting through 15+ years of infamous moments and trying to sum them up in a way that's not only digestible, but isn't just "On April 28, 2019 during The Shit Tickets Saga, Chainsaw Jonny showed up on a Chillin stream and brought out his iconic chainsaw while talking about how he murdered three women in a Casper park. This made Josh very uncomfortable." Ad nauseum.
