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True. However, the custom cobra case broke during the last cab freak out.
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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Gothic King Conehead.
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I don’t get how he breaks his phone so easy. I dropped my iPhone 14 a ton of times. Once it fell from my back pocket while I was sprinting up the stairs. I thought it was for sure a goner, but nothing happened. There are some minor scratches but that’s it.
Were the old iPhones really so shitty or does Boy have some proper tard strength?
Were the old iPhones really so shitty or does Boy have some proper tard strength?
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It makes sense why Clint won’t change his number. That’s the number to contact him about his business, it’s also a faculty contact number since he’s a teacher and a contact number for people looking for an art dealer which he’s done successfully before. It’s linked to Josh’s bank account to receive alerts, it’s linked to all his bills, all his social media shit for himself and his business, his number is so intrinsically linked to his business and personal life that changing it becomes a fucking headache. What’s the payoff? Trolls just go to the website and get the new one. He’s right that’s a giant goddamn waste of his time.
For Josh? Change your YouTube information for 2FA.
I bet dollars to donuts you could call his carrier right now and bluff your way past ID checks, tell them “my password? uhhhh i don’t really remember cause i got the mental retardation Mr. Guptacharenshamenpreet, 666420?” and you could literally change his number for him and send it to him.
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He smashes them. He punches them with big dollar store rings on, spikes, and throws them.
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It's ok. That just makes your edit better.
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It’s a tragedy that none of this is on video.
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It is, there is a livestream where he punches his phone over and over because ppl keep calling him and his phone goes AWOOOGA
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Didn't some random YouTuber reveal his password like 10 years ago when Josh was still in Clint's basement? I want to say it was something like Cobra420666 or something retarded. NAL claimed his password had Ellen in it but she's about as an unreliable source of information as you can get so who knows.
I mean the reality is that people who want to contact Josh wouldn't even have to look his number up, Josh always tells on himself. He just can't help it, he would eventually accidently leak his new number just like he always leaks his address. The only actual thing Josh can do is just stop responding but we all know that will never happen.
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I believe it was something like 4652Poptarts.
Well look, here's what we can rely on.
- Jessica is hurt and she is being a vindictive, bipolar bitch about it. If there's information she has, she will weaponize it.
- Josh is a predictable person who has offered up so much information about himself to the public that you could know who he is to a pretty accurate degree.
Does he have pictures of Ellen on his computer? Yeah, he does. He looks at them so often they appear in the documentary. The guy is definitely fucking jacking his wiener to her because he's attracted to her. He spends all of his time at her parents house to catch a glimpse, it's very clearly him borderline stalking her. I'm willing to bet that his password being "EllenSuxMyPhatHawg420" is a pretty accurate claim.
His hygiene is awful, we all know this and I've actually seen the toe she's talking about, she is bang on by saying it's basically gangrene at this point, his nail needs to be clipped it's folding in on itself. I can't imagine the state it's in now considering I saw it a couple of years ago.
There's things you can believe that come out of NaLs mouth I guess you just have to be selective about it.
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The King Cobra Wiki now has ElevenLabs powered AI on every page. TMDWU
1. Every page now has an audio player, so you can listen to the contents of the page, read by our sexy goth bad boy himself. I'm not really sure if page edits will be immediately reflected by the audio player, but it should work sooner or later. Wait patiently, that's what I always say toobz. If you're the first person to load the page since this change, you'll have to wait for the page to be converted to audio form, but if you're not, the player will immediately be available at the bottom of the page.
2. Every page also has a button you can press to call the Cobratron and talk to it with your microphone, with the responses voiced by Josh. It has a basic knowledge base of content taken from the Wiki itself, though this doesn't include every page. Useful for quick questions when you don't feel like reading stuff yourself because your attention span is fried by short term dopamine driven feedback loops. Or maybe you're just lonely, and Josh's voice comforts you. I don't care as long as you don't creep on kids - I'll drink to that!
Circle of protection around my bank account. I don't think the bill will be super high for this but if it is, I may have to remove it later. We'll see.
1. Every page now has an audio player, so you can listen to the contents of the page, read by our sexy goth bad boy himself. I'm not really sure if page edits will be immediately reflected by the audio player, but it should work sooner or later. Wait patiently, that's what I always say toobz. If you're the first person to load the page since this change, you'll have to wait for the page to be converted to audio form, but if you're not, the player will immediately be available at the bottom of the page.
2. Every page also has a button you can press to call the Cobratron and talk to it with your microphone, with the responses voiced by Josh. It has a basic knowledge base of content taken from the Wiki itself, though this doesn't include every page. Useful for quick questions when you don't feel like reading stuff yourself because your attention span is fried by short term dopamine driven feedback loops. Or maybe you're just lonely, and Josh's voice comforts you. I don't care as long as you don't creep on kids - I'll drink to that!
Circle of protection around my bank account. I don't think the bill will be super high for this but if it is, I may have to remove it later. We'll see.
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Old iPhones are one of the few Apple product deals out there. They do anything I actually need and are dirt cheap. It's always been one of the more annoying things about Apple that they build quality products that last fucking forever and then stop supporting them.
But usually when they're out of support, they also quit aggressively trying to keep you from jailbreaking them and stuff like that.
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A) He has to apply for it, it's not automatic. B) He has to be clean of violations. He has to go 90 days without a strike before he can apply, he is currently not clean. He has to actively accepted and in good standing with the partner program.