Boomer Hate Thread

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In no particular order:

1). Boomers were the first generation ever to believe that consumerism was revolutionary. To this day many Boomers think they stopped a war because they liked the right pop music or wore the right t-shirt.
2). Boomers believe literally everything they see on TV. In direct contradiction to the belief listed above, they see television as probably the supreme authority in the land and never question it. In fact if you tell them something that is not talked about on TV, they will immediately believe it is suspect or outright false. I find that Boomers have almost zero intellectual curiosity as well. Even when I would speak with Boomers who seemed to be well read and had libraries of books on display, I've never encountered them bringing up cool interesting ideas. Either they forgot all this exposure, or they never read it, or they never understood it.
3). Boomers do not have any self awareness about how dumb they are. I've spoken to many boomers and occasionally they will talk about their experience in school or getting a job and the fact of the matter is it was way easier. Being a lawyer was easy as hell and cost a fraction of what it does now, same with everything. I realized this when I started thinking about how it could be possible that so many Boomer doctors, engineers, lawyers, leaders, could be tricked by the most basic and asinine internet/phone scams. Or how they are completely retarded learning anything new. I used to think it was just age but I came to realize that Boomers are actually really just insanely fucking stupid and naïve, but their world of credentialism was way smaller back then. Also, they were primarily dealing with other boomers as you could imagine. Even with my own grandparents, they often forget that not everybody else in the world is retired and seem genuinely confused why you cant just do everything on their schedule. They can't see an inch past their face on most things.
4). Boomers love enforcing frivolous rules, but breaking more severe rules if they think it inconveniences them. This is especially apparent now with Covid. If you don't double-mask in the grocery they might make a scene, but they'll be in the fruit section molesting everything for like half a fucking hour or ripping open bags of buns and removing some cause they don't feel like they need that many.
5). The Baby Boom was unprecedented, possibly in the past few centuries. That population glut means that to this very day everything in our culture is geared towards them due to their numbers alone. This is changing of course, but if you've ever wondered why certain advertisements still exist, or why 24 hour news is the way it is, or why politics is the way it is, it's fucking boomers. They're still in the spotlight because there's money to be made with them and their dreary habits and their dopey prejudices.
 
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In no particular order:

1). Boomers were the first generation ever to believe that consumerism was revolutionary. To this day many Boomers think they stopped a war because they liked the right pop music or wore the right t-shirt.
2). Boomers believe literally everything they see on TV. In direct contradiction to the belief listed above, they see television as probably the supreme authority in the land and never question it. In fact if you tell them something that is not talked about on TV, they will immediately believe it is suspect or outright false. I find that Boomers have almost zero intellectual curiosity as well. Even when I would speak with Boomers who seemed to be well read and had libraries of books on display, I've never encountered them bringing up cool interesting ideas. Either they forgot all this exposure, or they never read it, or they never understood it.
3). Boomers do not have any self awareness about how dumb they are. I've spoken to many boomers and occasionally they will talk about their experience in school or getting a job and the fact of the matter is it was way easier. Being a lawyer was easy as hell and cost a fraction of what it does now, same with everything. I realized this when I started thinking about how it could be possible that so many Boomer doctors, engineers, lawyers, leaders, could be tricked by the most basic and asinine internet/phone scams. Or how they are completely retarded learning anything new. I used to think it was just age but I came to realize that Boomers are actually really just insanely fucking stupid and naïve, but their world of credentialism was way smaller back then. Also, they were primarily dealing with other boomers as you could imagine. Even with my own grandparents, they often forget that not everybody else in the world is retired and seem genuinely confused why you cant just do everything on their schedule. They can't see an inch past their face on most things.
4). Boomers love enforcing frivolous rules, but breaking more severe rules if they think it inconveniences them. This is especially apparent now with Covid. If you don't double-mask in the grocery they might make a scene, but they'll be in the fruit section molesting everything for like half a fucking hour or ripping open bags of buns and removing some cause they don't feel like they need that many.
5). The Baby Boom was unprecedented, possibly in the past few centuries. That population glut means that to this very day everything in our culture is geared towards them due to their numbers alone. This is changing of course, but if you've ever wondered why certain advertisements still exist, or why 24 hour news is the way it is, or why politics is the way it is, it's fucking boomers. They're still in the spotlight because there's money to be made with them and their dreary habits and their dopey prejudices.

Well to be fair this was one of the Boomers teachers that taught them that their consumerism was the key to a healthy Democracy
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays
 
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The main reason boomers attract so much hate is because they were a generation which possessed unprecedented potential to create a better world, only to then waste it by becoming everything they once rebelled against.

The major sell-out moment, as I understand it, happened in the 80s, when the boomers reached a level of influence and upward mobility in society which granted them the option to cynically abandon the hopes and dreams of the 60s, and transform into the vulturous yuppies which defined the 80s: an opportunity which most of them grabbed with both hands, and which would ultimately result in the creation of the neoliberal economic paradigm that we now find ourselves in.

It's honestly sad to see how a generation can regress like this. The boomers were the generation which gave us counter-culture, the civil rights movement, the anti-war movement, mass demonstrations, and arguably the best popular music of any generation before or since. They were the generation which practically invented cool, and to think that they have now been reduced to a generation of impotent reactionaries who spend their days working to prevent any positive change is as maddening as it is pitiful.

Carlin saw this BS back in the '90s
 
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Is this for real? Have you personally seen this? Why lol?
I used to work retail and I saw this shit all the time as well. You’d get these decrepit dotards coming up wanting us to charge them for five grapes instead of the bunch, or wanting to buy three hamburger buns instead of the bag of them or ripping open a prepackaged box of six muffins, picking one out and getting mad because they destroyed the box and we couldn’t just sell them one.
 
I used to work retail and I saw this shit all the time as well. You’d get these decrepit dotards coming up wanting us to charge them for five grapes instead of the bunch, or wanting to buy three hamburger buns instead of the bag of them or ripping open a prepackaged box of six muffins, picking one out and getting mad because they destroyed the box and we couldn’t just sell them one.
As a poster wrote above, the baby boom was unprecedented. Because of this they literally had a culture control for many years due to their sheer number. Society was set up to serve what they wanted, they usually got what they wanted. When they can't get something these days they don't understand.
 
Boomers freak the fuck out over the electric being out because they want to watch TV.
I used to work retail and I saw this shit all the time as well. You’d get these decrepit dotards coming up wanting us to charge them for five grapes instead of the bunch, or wanting to buy three hamburger buns instead of the bag of them or ripping open a prepackaged box of six muffins, picking one out and getting mad because they destroyed the box and we couldn’t just sell them one.
I doubt this nonsense even flew in their childhood.
 
Used to be neutral towards boomers since my parents are boomers and they are pretty chill

But then I had "the talk" from another group of boomers who felt the need to give me their retarded obsolete advice like how a friend of theirs got a job sweeping the factory floor and making it all the way to management. Consider that happened even before their time, the manager in that story was already a manager when that boomer started working there and who knows how true was his story and how much him kissing ass had to do with his success. Also many of the boomers there were still working until the last decade when to get to the C-suite level most companies demanded shit like an MBA even if you came from another area like engineering or research. And yet they are unable to understand that shit its even harder now than when they started

So fuck them and fuck their "advice", besides most boomers made this country (Argentina) a third world shithole when up to WWII it used to be among the top 10 richest.
 
I've always been impressed by how much boomers love the television. They actually seem to enjoy the old model of how it was run (IE 8 minutes of a show, followed by 5 minutes of straight mind-numbing advertisements). My mind feels like it's melting whenever I'm forced to be in the same room as that shit.

It's like they're a different species.

In no particular order:

1). Boomers were the first generation ever to believe that consumerism was revolutionary. To this day many Boomers think they stopped a war because they liked the right pop music or wore the right t-shirt.
2). Boomers believe literally everything they see on TV. In direct contradiction to the belief listed above, they see television as probably the supreme authority in the land and never question it. In fact if you tell them something that is not talked about on TV, they will immediately believe it is suspect or outright false. I find that Boomers have almost zero intellectual curiosity as well. Even when I would speak with Boomers who seemed to be well read and had libraries of books on display, I've never encountered them bringing up cool interesting ideas. Either they forgot all this exposure, or they never read it, or they never understood it.
3). Boomers do not have any self awareness about how dumb they are. I've spoken to many boomers and occasionally they will talk about their experience in school or getting a job and the fact of the matter is it was way easier. Being a lawyer was easy as hell and cost a fraction of what it does now, same with everything. I realized this when I started thinking about how it could be possible that so many Boomer doctors, engineers, lawyers, leaders, could be tricked by the most basic and asinine internet/phone scams. Or how they are completely retarded learning anything new. I used to think it was just age but I came to realize that Boomers are actually really just insanely fucking stupid and naïve, but their world of credentialism was way smaller back then. Also, they were primarily dealing with other boomers as you could imagine. Even with my own grandparents, they often forget that not everybody else in the world is retired and seem genuinely confused why you cant just do everything on their schedule. They can't see an inch past their face on most things.
4). Boomers love enforcing frivolous rules, but breaking more severe rules if they think it inconveniences them. This is especially apparent now with Covid. If you don't double-mask in the grocery they might make a scene, but they'll be in the fruit section molesting everything for like half a fucking hour or ripping open bags of buns and removing some cause they don't feel like they need that many.
5). The Baby Boom was unprecedented, possibly in the past few centuries. That population glut means that to this very day everything in our culture is geared towards them due to their numbers alone. This is changing of course, but if you've ever wondered why certain advertisements still exist, or why 24 hour news is the way it is, or why politics is the way it is, it's fucking boomers. They're still in the spotlight because there's money to be made with them and their dreary habits and their dopey prejudices.

Good list. I think it's also worth mentioning their arrogance whenever it comes to age.

Even if they're sludge-brained and have nothing to show after their 60+ years on Earth, they absolutely refuse to take advice from anyone younger than them.
 
Boomers are so stubborn that Corona-chan was supposed to kill them all off by now but they're still alive and still wearing masks with their noses sticking out and getting mad at Zoomer Walmart employees because there's a shortage on fuckin' everything
Shit, I know, right?
I'm in meetings with 75 yo's currently. I literally have to show my boss how to run Zoom almost every week.
I thought that shit would have ended over a decade ago.

Also, after they retire, they come back as 'Consultants'.
It's a fucking endless Zombie Horror movie.
 
I've always been impressed by how much boomers love the television. They actually seem to enjoy the old model of how it was run (IE 8 minutes of a show, followed by 5 minutes of straight mind-numbing advertisements). My mind feels like it's melting whenever I'm forced to be in the same room as that shit.
I've found it's intolerable to go back to advertisements on live TV nowadays, it drives me nuts.

Yet irony is I love to watch old commercials on YouTube, however I think part of it is just how ads are these days, endless Woke propaganda, old commercials were a lot more charming and are such a great snapshot of times past.

But there's also a key difference between watching something willingly and having it interrupt you when you're trying to watch something else, that whole model feels so dated now.
 
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I've found it's intolerable to go back to advertisements on live TV nowadays, it drives me nuts.

Yet irony is I love to watch old commercials on YouTube, however I think part of it is just how ads are these days, endless Woke propaganda, old commercials were a lot more charming and are such a great snapshot of times past.

But there's also a key difference between watching something willingly and having it interrupt you when you're trying to watch something else, that whole model feels so dated now.

TV commercials over the years heavily changed and evolved, but only within the past decade did more and more of them just seem to just be pieced together with stock assets, sometimes not even trying to let you know what the hell they're selling.

Modern advertisements be like:
*a woman jogging into the sunset to either stock motivational or dance music*
Voiceover woman: "What if you could have more? "
*woman and husband watching a movie, slowly eating popcorn*
Voiceover woman: "Live the life you've always dreamed of"
*woman looking at her phone and smiling*
Voiceover woman: "Right, now."
*screen cuts to a white screen with a company logo*

and that's the entire commercial

Like, I know we've all seen Stonetoss' "Burgers?" comic, but even some that don't wedge in creepy propaganda are just like, someone got a job to make a commercial, so they just opened up their stock footage library, slapped a few things together, and called it a day. Shit's so low-effort, it practically feels autogenerated. In fact, I searched for "royalty free motivational music" on Youtube, and the first result was exactly the kind of thing I was thinking of:
 
TV commercials over the years heavily changed and evolved, but only within the past decade did more and more of them just seem to just be pieced together with stock assets, sometimes not even trying to let you know what the hell they're selling.

Modern advertisements be like:
*a woman jogging into the sunset to either stock motivational or dance music*
Voiceover woman: "What if you could have more? "
*woman and husband watching a movie, slowly eating popcorn*
Voiceover woman: "Live the life you've always dreamed of"
*woman looking at her phone and smiling*
Voiceover woman: "Right, now."
*screen cuts to a white screen with a company logo*

and that's the entire commercial

Like, I know we've all seen Stonetoss' "Burgers?" comic, but even some that don't wedge in creepy propaganda are just like, someone got a job to make a commercial, so they just opened up their stock footage library, slapped a few things together, and called it a day. Shit's so low-effort, it practically feels autogenerated. In fact, I searched for "royalty free motivational music" on Youtube, and the first result was exactly the kind of thing I was thinking of:
Meanwhile, ads in the 90s and 2000s really tried to be entertaining in of themselves, either they had creative visuals, were funny, sexy or just had a charming, laid back vibe.

You saw plenty of diversity too, putting the lie to the idea that American culture was lily white until 2015 or so.
 
I've always been impressed by how much boomers love the television. They actually seem to enjoy the old model of how it was run (IE 8 minutes of a show, followed by 5 minutes of straight mind-numbing advertisements). My mind feels like it's melting whenever I'm forced to be in the same room as that shit.
Boomers were the first generation raised on tv and they've just never stopped watching it. It's been melting their brains for literally decades.
 
I found myself subjected to the ultimate Boomer Thanksgiving Anthem: Alice's Restaurant:


The plot in a nutshell: folk singer gets arrested for dumping; finds to his delight, that getting arrested for a petty crime gets him off the hook for the draft. Also, Alice (who runs the titular restaurant,) lives in a decommissioned church full of garbage, which I can't help but think is an apt symbol to illustrate the fall of Western Culture in general. Imagine, being Arlo Guthrie and being naive enough to think that your folk music is going to permanently change the world, or that the counter-culture movement you champion won't be eventually co-opted by the same government that wants to ship your skinny ass to Vietnam.
 
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