I fucking HATE how old people constantly stay in the fucking way. I get that they're gonna move slow, old bones, can't drive, whatever, that's fine. But for fuck's sake at least acknowledge that and be fuckin polite and get out of the way.
I go into the grocery store, they've got a little entrance area with sliding doors, and there's an old couple, they're walking slow as I come up behind them. Okay, it's all of 15 feet, who cares. I slow down behind them, but of course, they gotta walk side by side for MAXIMUM stoppage, so that no one can fit by them without doing a swim move. Bout halfway through, here comes more people behind me, all of us waiting on these people. It's kind of amusing, we're all shuffling at the speed of this old bitch, rural politeness doctrine dictates that we don't shove old people out of the way. We finally get through, but then STOP, hold on, they've got a bunch of premade cookies and pies; and hoo doggy, we gotta look at em all just in case there's a sale! I had to say 'excuse me, can i get through' twice to get the old guy to at least move the stupid cart, and they look at me and the three people behind me like we're the assholes. Dude, I just had a week of work, I wanna go home. Fuck.
Note: there should be a minimum walking speed limit. If you're not going at least 3mph cops should legally be allowed to Rodney King you.