Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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A lot of lolcows have the tendency to do the same thing over and over, yet people will get MATI over them without fail or just be entertained by their antics for some reason.

I nominate DSP, The Quartering, Brianna Wu (even though his board is defunct) and controversially, Russell Greer — he's not the most boring guy in the world, just repetitive.

Who do you think is the biggest waste of time to follow?
 
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he's not the most boring guy in the world, just repetitive.
You won't get more repetitive conversation than Pamela Swain thread. She is (very) active there and that's the only thing that keeps the thread up but it's the same conversation, the same points and the same responses each and every day.
Personally I'm not the biggest fan of spastic trannies, they all blend into one for me and usually are more sad in their rejection of themselves than entertaining.
 
The people you mentioned aren't really lolcows for what they are doing but for the tragic deathloop of consistent and unchanging behavior. DSP for his constant monetary mismanagement and sloth. Wu for an inflated self worth and incapability of moving on from that brief flash of relevancy way back in GG days. And Quartering because he is oblivious that he has embraced the same victim identity and self righteous moralfaggorty that he can't stop criticizing those Gosh Darn Ess Jay Dubyas for. And Russel Greer constantly reminding us that Sigmund Freud may have been on to something.
 
You follow any lolcow long enough you can see there is a pattern to their nonsense (Dsp and taxes for example) once you realize they are a one trick pony you move on to someone else.

Like this shit with Janke, sure she tried to be the next bluespike but the vortex of autism surrounding her, both in her life and here is so retarded I can't even get intrested.
 
DSP isn't even a lolcow, he's just some fat dumb guy that livestreams. Tommy Tooter is boring as shit, as is Russel Greer. I understand why Tooter and Greer are lolcows, I just don't care
Dsp is every livestreamer on Twitch. All of them do the same tricks, all of them suck at vidya, all of them are retareded.
Might be more fun replacing the subforum with one of just twitch retards.
 
I'll vote for Cosmo. He just cries on stream, begs for edonations, and just talks about random shit instead of actually streaming games.

I was going to vote for Simply Sara, but I guess I can see why people follow her - her weird recipes are just mind-boggling in how you can absolutely fuck up a dish.
 
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