Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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The ip2 thread is really something special it's like a weird fever dream. I really don't know anything about those Irl retards but somehow the hivemind on the thread always know who Couch-Andy and Cum-Andy is.
It's a weird but beautiful spectacle imo.
Black Andy, White Andy, Mexican Andy, Arab Andy, there's too many fucking Andys. You're telling me all these dumbass motherfuckers are actually named Andy? All of them?
 
Pretty much all of the gaming content creator cows don't really need a "lolcow" thread, a general discussion thread would be more appropriate. The SFBP thread, despite essentially being a bunch of people shitting on them, isn't a cow thread because they haven't done anything to warrant one.

As a DSPerg, Phil's appeal comes from his massive amount of footage and very cyclical poor choices for me over years, kind of like Chris, I suppose. He's a simple person so predicting what dumb move he might make is easy, yet fun. When something actually unexpected happens, it becomes an event because it's something that disrupts Phil's schedule which throws him off a fuckton.
Eventually, when you watch enough of him, you begin to see exactly what he does wrong and a part of you wants to see him try the smart option. That all said, one of the random.txt entries is "DSP is the biggest autism magnet in recorded history" for a good reason. It occurs on both sides and that spices things up.

Sorry for the long reply.
 
It’s refreshing to juggle the forums you visit.

Currently burnt out on troons, so visiting the troon threads less. Still looking in, here & there. There are 2 main ones I still keep tabs on, but currently burnt out w/ Tranny Sideshow & Rat King’s, not to mention my 2 main troony cows, too.

A lot of the wannabe talk show hosts are boring imo. I recently got into Gunt, as an exception, he’s pathetically funny, can be a bit repetitive in downtime, but exceedingly entertaining other times. There are so many dudes w/ shows on streaming sites that are extremely boring, I don’t get the appeal of most groypers or breadtubers either, mostly idiots w/ no independent thoughts, simply bandwagons & fame chasing. IP2 falls into that too, though I was amused each time I’ve looked at the IP2 general thread, huge cast of cows though, a clusterfuck.

It’s good to try out new cows, rotate, check out sub forums you’ve not spent much time in. Keeps things fresh. Most lolcows can get repetitive, so I’ll space out my visits to their threads when that happens.

One kiwi’s trash, is another’s treasure.
 
Hamber.. she was my rock, the cow that brought me to this dreaded hellsite. But she got boring fast and Becky made me depressed, so we moved on to Chantal. I’ve been keeping up with both of these gargantuan heifers and in the same amount of time Amber has.. broken up with Becky?? Yay. Chantal is a meth addict now and was penetrated by a broom stick. Step it up Amber.
 
Wil Wheaton. Apparently, he's a science fiction actor from Star Trek that everybody loves to rip on. What is interesting about him that no other celebrity does?

I remember him from a Family Guy episode and a recurring cast member on The Big Bang Theory. Other than that, who IS he?
 
I never understood the appeal of the fat chicks, it's funny for a bit but then I didn't really care.
With someone like DSP, I can at least watch him somehow always evade permanent consequences for his stupid actions and be in awe of how he's still somehow afloat despite the constant financial mismanagement.
 
I never understood the appeal of the fat chicks, it's funny for a bit but then I didn't really care.
With someone like DSP, I can at least watch him somehow always evade permanent consequences for his stupid actions and be in awe of how he's still somehow afloat despite the constant financial mismanagement.
I can't even LAUGH at them. Often, they are bitter, self-absorbed, immature, obnoxious, sexist and unappealing to even LOOK at.
 
I can't even LAUGH at them. Often, they are bitter, self-absorbed, immature, obnoxious, sexist and unappealing to even LOOK at.
If you get into the nitty gritty, it becomes obvious a lot of women follow these fatasses (obsessively in some cases) to feel better about themselves. It doesn't get much more complicated than that. They're not necessarily deriving laughter from these cows.

There's a thread in BP's Off-Topic that covers haters of Amberlynn, Chantal, so-on, and they show themselves to be no better than the women they mercilessly mock. The majority of the BP falls under that category themselves, however. They'll slip into that infuriating Twitter/Reddit talk and A-Log the living hell out of their subjects, as if they genuinely fucking hate them, moralfag ceaselessly. The board just goes to show that women, by and large, are not very funny and can't comment on lolcow without getting wrapped up emotionally. There're a handful of cool regulars there, but it's only because they're neutral.

I'm a woman myself. A lot of people have a hard time believing that, even though I think I present as one pretty blatantly. Nevertheless, if you're not talking like a ghetto, self-referential spaz in every comment, people assume you're a guy. I think it's annoying when you can obviously tell it's a woman typing. Maybe that's misogynistic somehow? Anyway, BP is full of women just like that. They hate these fat girls because they're an outcome they're headed towards, and they have to prove to all of the internet strangers that they're "not like that!" by any means necessary. They might not PL that much, but they are incredibly vitriolic.

You're right, though. I don't know how anyone can sit there and watch a 12-minute-long video of a Deathfat eating disgusting food. Hell, just playing a Deathfat's content in the background is weird too.
 
If you get into the nitty gritty, it becomes obvious a lot of women follow these fatasses (obsessively in some cases) to feel better about themselves. It doesn't get much more complicated than that. They're not necessarily deriving laughter from these cows.
I remember an ex-mod from Beauty Parlor that a-logged TOO MUCH on there. I believe it was Twinkie and Kamov.
 
If you get into the nitty gritty, it becomes obvious a lot of women follow these fatasses (obsessively in some cases) to feel better about themselves. It doesn't get much more complicated than that. They're not necessarily deriving laughter from these cows.

There's a thread in BP's Off-Topic that covers haters of Amberlynn, Chantal, so-on, and they show themselves to be no better than the women they mercilessly mock. The majority of the BP falls under that category themselves, however. They'll slip into that infuriating Twitter/Reddit talk and A-Log the living hell out of their subjects, as if they genuinely fucking hate them, moralfag ceaselessly. The board just goes to show that women, by and large, are not very funny and can't comment on lolcow without getting wrapped up emotionally. There're a handful of cool regulars there, but it's only because they're neutral.

I'm a woman myself. A lot of people have a hard time believing that, even though I think I present as one pretty blatantly. Nevertheless, if you're not talking like a ghetto, self-referential spaz in every comment, people assume you're a guy. I think it's annoying when you can obviously tell it's a woman typing. Maybe that's misogynistic somehow? Anyway, BP is full of women just like that. They hate these fat girls because they're an outcome they're headed towards, and they have to prove to all of the internet strangers that they're "not like that!" by any means necessary. They might not PL that much, but they are incredibly vitriolic.

You're right, though. I don't know how anyone can sit there and watch a 12-minute-long video of a Deathfat eating disgusting food. Hell, just playing a Deathfat's content in the background is weird too.
so you're saying beauty parlor is where i can find my kf waifu. Gotcham
 
DSP isn't even a lolcow, he's just some fat dumb guy that livestreams. Tommy Tooter is boring as shit, as is Russel Greer. I understand why Tooter and Greer are lolcows, I just don't care
@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserb is an acquired taste. He's like a a nice milk, curdled with age but somehow still entertaining.
 
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