Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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CHIEEEEEEEEEEELLS said:
For starters Phil lost his Twitch partnership and people were making bets about it for years. Then got leak from his discord, where he ASKED PEOPLE TO SHOW THEIR IDS, for fucks sake.
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So two things happened?
Sounds pretty boring.
 
Brad Watson Miami Is the most tedious Douchebag Schitzo I’ve ever listened to, I can’t believe anyone ever found him interesting to begin with, it’s just The same numerical religious garbled nonsense spewed at nauseam constantly for 6 years. Honestly just Scitzocows in general, I find it more interesting when a cow is genuinely aware and actually mad that they have something to lose, instead of some retard who’s so wrapped up in himself you can’t rile up because they’re so far gone.
 
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byuu said:
So two things happened?
Sounds pretty boring.
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Just like Gunt, but I don't see why would you defend the other. I personally, have no stakes in this.
CHIEEEEEEEEEEELLS said:
Not exactly. Like I've said, Phil was entertaining, but he is not anymore. Now he is barely awake during his streams and his bitching is stale and unfunny. People who are the most active on his subforum basically "have the urge to tell that they are better than someone".
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byuu said:
And just like him he has a subforum. So what's your point again?
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You can't claim one them isn't boring, like you did, since they both are. But I'd argue that even in this case Phil has more potential.
 
Snusmumriken said:
I have grievances with YMS but I have no idea why he has a thread with the rest of the actual dogfucker furry degens.
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A bit late but I'm pretty sure he's in there for unironically defending zoophilia. He was always a furry degen, regardless.

Anyways personally it's ALR and the other fatties. They're how I found this site to begin with. I never got the appeal of fatties other than ALR and Chantal but eventually even those two got boring. Chantal maybe less so but her content is too gross even for me to handle so I was never an avid follower anyway. The delusional haydur thread is more interesting than all the fatcows combined because there's just something so fascinating about watching seemingly normal people embarrass themselves online with zero self awareness while at the same time thinking they're not hypocrites at all.
 
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Does j aubrey count?

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For a man who went to school for film studies, most of his topics surrounding long form essay videos seem to be more milquetoast than the average commentary channel you’d frequent.
 
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I think all of them eventually get boring after a while, but I think the lolcow that became the least interesting among them was Lily Orchard. Everything was already said about her, there's really nothing that surprises me anymore and she hasn't done anything noteworthy since 2017/2018.

Jah Hates Kaffirs said:
I maintain that Beauty Parlor users are probably fatter then the cows are.
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Or anorexic and ugly. A-logs will get offended at cows who look better than they are and sometimes being anorexic is worse than being fat (Not literally fucking obese tho).
 
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AbyssStarer said:
Most cows have a timeframe that if you missed you wouldn't get the appeal. For example If you never knew Cosmo Wright pre-troon or early in his thread you likely wouldn't get him now.
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Doesn't matter. At this point he doesn't even have meltdowns on streams. There is next to no milk. Even that fucking documentary about him seems to be dead.
 
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GothicKingCobraJFS, Wandmaker, Master of the Dark Arts, purveyor of food hacks, and abuser of inanimate objects, is absolutely the most boring person I've ever seen but has a very active following. He claims to have Aspergers but looks like he has downs, I don't believe he has ever been diagnosed. Last year he had surgery to fix his wandering eye but did not follow the after-care plan and it wandered away again in a few months. He has put out a few records over the years which you can lol at here. He has been compared to G.G. Allin by edgy newfags that want people to ask them "who is G.G. Allin?" Don't fall for it. There are some incredibly talented trolls that attempt to fuck with him but because he freely gives out his phone number and address to anyone that buys a wand from him, he doxxes himself often and succumbs to all sorts of ween shenanigans. Most recently he has had his Etsy Shop and Teespring accounts shut down due to various TOS violations effectively cutting off his main source of income.

"It is what it is toobz." - GothicKingCobraJFS
 
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Spurdo said:
Hard for a non-European person to see just how true this is. While other cows are especially funny because they keep fucking up without outside interference, Rainer is the opposite, with his only point of notability being his (understandably) aggressive reaction to trolls showing up at his doorstep. (Also some CWC-esque fake girlfriend sagas where the only goal was to make him cry.) It's gotten to the point where he's more well-known by the general public in Germany than any cow is in America. Not because he does anything particularly interesting or awful, but for the huge amount of scum he attracts after doxxing himself in a fit of rage several years ago. The 40-person village where he lives gets police interventions every few days, which costs the taxpayer thousands of euros per year. And while he knows very well that the weens would disappear if he just stopped streaming, in his mind that's just exactly what the bad guys want, and he will never be able to quit. Drachenlord is CWC in 80% less autistic but with 100% of the horrible trolls.
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I never got Drachenlords trolls.
He's just a fat lonely sperg that lives in a house he's smashed to fuck, if the trolls left him alone he would drop off the radar because all he does is yell at them, he doesn't seem to do anything without provocation.
Thats not a cow to me, if they have to be harassed into a reaction, it's the harassers that are the fucking cows.
Of course he's going to rage out if you turn up at his home, shout at him, throw stones through his windows and let off fireworks in his yard lol show me one person who wouldn't, I know I would.
Aside from that the fatties bore the shit out of me.
DSP's and Wings's trolls are 100% worse than they are too.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
He's just a fat lonely sperg that lives in a house he's smashed to fuck, if the trolls left him alone he would drop off the radar because all he does is yell at them, he doesn't seem to do anything without provocation.
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The trolls are retards but he's done some genuinely funny stuff.
His book is the greatest piece of comedy ever written in the German language.
 
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byuu said:
The trolls are retards but he's done some genuinely funny stuff.
His book is the greatest piece of comedy ever written in the German language.
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I've probably missed most of it, my knowledge of German is limited to ordering beer and food and WW2 propaganda posters.
Anywhere I can get a download of his book in English?
You got me interested now.
 
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