Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Chantal, she's just tweaker Amberlynn

Seconding this. Her subforum (still not sure why she got one besides autism containment) is extremely witch-hunty, moral-faggy, and generally not funny. Reading/relying on leaked discord messages is boring and not really engaging content. The whole subforum feels like a meta gayop where everyone involved in will look like an idiot in a couple years.

Bella was entertaining for like a week when all that shit came out. Now who the fuck cares any more?

 

[eDove]

Chantal, she's just tweaker Amberlynn

Chantal and Amberlynn's haters are genuine fans who take great offense when you bring this obvious shit up. They'll go from ripping the women to shreds to defending their entertainment value in the blink of an eye.

Bella was entertaining for like a week when all that shit came out. Now who the fuck cares any more?

I feel the same way. Now that her name's forever associated with the dirt drudged-up on this website, I feel content. I don't see the point in watching her anymore.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

For a while DSP was my main cow but these days I can't even bring myself to watch the recap videos. The WWE champions saga was funny but other than that he's gotten completely stale. Every stream is the same routine of begging, snorting, farting, and whining about trolls. The chat holds his hand through the games so I don't even get to laugh at his remarkable gaps in logic anymore

It really speaks volumes on how shit his life is that I can't even be bothered to laugh at his expense anymore

 

[Doctor of Autism]

MovieBob has done nothing but tweet the exact same tweets 10 times a day for the past 10 years and somehow people still find new ways to talk about him. Autism is magic.

He is funny because Moviebob essentially is the worst aspects of corporat bootlickers, delusional manchildren, pseudo-intellectuals, and male feminists in one package. He touts himself as a super important intellectual in society yet doesn't care about anything beyond fantasizing about killing everyone who disagrees with him or believing that science fiction drawings of the future from the mid-20th century should be our future now. He also does the dumbest shit like having mental breakdowns over the Mario movie, making a complete ass of himself in public thinking he's some intellectual.

He also has written a retarded book and makes retarded videos that expose him as a manchild like comparing Mario 3's reveal in the Wizard movie as impactful as JFK's death or 9/11 in terms of importance and how dumb kaiju movies are deep for referencing pseudo-science. But I do agree he does tweet the same shit but I do find him funny despite that.

As for a boring lolcow for me I just don't find Spoony appealing, he's just a sad has-been who did nothing and just seems too sad to make fun of. Additionally I don't find Majid interesting since he's just some shill for the DNC.

 

[A Logging Company]

I could never get hard into DSP, but being a Greer fan I can understand why people got into him.

Same sentiment on DSP, just swap out Greer with Ethan Ralph in my case. I'd hear about DSP and just think "Huh, so he's some sort of gaming streamer that is bad at video games. Okay." If you weren't around for "Internet Bloodsports" and Ralph's Stream.me days, I could see most people going "Huh, so its some guy that covers the news and sometimes has debates. Okay."

Ralph even had his own sort of "Sons of Kojima" in the form of "Plate Gang", but I don't know how similar the circumstances between the two were.

I also agree with the fat girls not being entertaining. When Null covers them on MATI, I either skip past or drop out. Cooking cows like Jack and Kay are also boring to me.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I think the vast majority of lolcows who have threads here are either boring or simply lacking enough content for a dedicated thread past 50 posts. A lot of people have low standards for lolcows and although they can write a very comprehensive account of a loser's life, that doesn't mean the loser is particularly interesting. And especially when someone is designated as a "lolcow," people will start to nitpick about minor, undesirable traits that almost everyone has. In the last several years, lolcow milk has been increasingly reliant on troll interactions, almost always through Twitter. Watching someone react childishly to haters just isn't interesting. It had already lost the novelty ten years ago, if you ask me.

I consider most lolcows here to not really be that eccentric. But sometimes, you find a gem.

 

[Sasha]

Pretty new to the whole lolcow sphere, but to me it's definitely the weird streamers like DSP and Gunt who are just somewhat awful people that use the internet, not particularly interesting, funny or even horrifying. Greer at least makes me laugh with his lawsuits.

Could've posted the exact same thing.

I find Russ quite creative indeed.

I once asked on gunt's forums what was the appeal, because I couldn't find it. I was told that if I wasn't there following him since the beginning, I probably wouldn't find it.
Like DSP, those are people that have actual followers too, but re the "haters" there always seem to be way more personal involvement than with other cows.
Overweight people don't make me laugh. I'm at best disgusted, but I don't come here to be disgusted, just to have fun.

Edit : I like Jack, just seeing him mimicking others food YouTubers, and seeing the end result is a nice form of humor in itself. He's kinda goofy and inoffensive too, I like this kind of cow from time to time.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I was told that if I wasn't there following him since the beginning, I probably wouldn't find it.

Bullshit. I've been here since the time before IBS were a thing and I've already said what I think about Ralph. People on his subforum are either ex-followers or someone who had a beef with him since forever. I saw this shit unfold in real time and Ralph's thread went from 1 to 11 on autism scale almost overnight when he began banning people from his chat.

I'd hear about DSP and just think "Huh, so he's some sort of gaming streamer that is bad at video games. Okay." If you weren't around for "Internet Bloodsports" and Ralph's Stream.me days, I could see most people going "Huh, so its some guy that covers the news and sometimes has debates. Okay."

Not exactly. Like I've said, Phil was entertaining, but he is not anymore. Now he is barely awake during his streams and his bitching is stale and unfunny. People who are the most active on his subforum basically "have the urge to tell that they are better than someone".

 

[Sasha]

Oh, and like all of BP. Nothing of value there. Just angry women a-logging at other women.

*Shivers*
And interestingly enough, the more a BP cow is physically attractive, the more she seems to attract A-Logs and pure hate. This is perhaps the only fun part of lurking the BP.

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I couldn’t possibly give less of a fuck about Ethan Ralph. Read a few threads dedicated to him but I don’t see how anything he’s done can be considered lol-worthy (other than filming CWC.) I must be missing something. All of the “beauty” cows are pretty boring too if you ask me, nothing but autistic cat fights and petty drama. I suppose women are the target audience.

 

[ClownBrew]

Getting bored of The Wern.

He has one canned rant that he just trots out fifteen times a day at this point. Greed! Gen Z! Communism! Cars!

 

[Lady of the House]

Andrew Dobson, Joss Whedon, ect. Any aging liberal woke white guy

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

It has to be DSP. I try to read his stuff every once in a while, but it's always the same stuff, and the same people complaining about the same stuff. Cows get repetetive, sure, but they have upticks of some great events of lolship (although I believe my favourite, the God Greer, is going dark by the end of this year). DSP is always the same. Nothing ever changes. It's just... boring.

 

[ManShrike]

Wings is just sad now

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Does James Rolfe count?

I get some of the hate, the orbiting of him for recreational bitterness is odd.
Dont get me wrong I like shitting on the guy for XYZ but there's this swarm of people who wait ready to pounce for his next video to come out only to yell "SEE?? SAME SHIT WE REPEAT DAILY"

I guess now that he's adressing the subreddit subtley it's something to look foward too.

I never under stood the fat chick streamers. Thought it was mostly a fetish thing but as someone pointed out its a good chuck women ripping on her to feel better about them selves. That makes sense.
I feel like most LOLCOW shit is schadenfreude mixed with a dash of disconected facination

 

[Pimpleking55]

Onision and Boogie, they are just sad hypocrites, one is pretending to be virtuous while the other is faking insanity for views. They both have outstayed there welcome in any way possible and just should fade into the void. Its not funny or cringe anymore just sadness and clinging to former glory.

 

[byuu]

Hasan, the whole thread just seems to be whining about him getting a ton of money from idiots for basic bitch commie takes.

Read a few threads dedicated to him but I don’t see how anything he’s done can be considered lol-worthy (other than filming CWC.)

- Got goaded into releasing an extremely disgusting and embarrassing sex tape of himself. Julay 2.0
- Makes angry 4 hour streams full of seething because someone makes lighthearted jokes about him
- Gets into bum fights with trannies
And generally tries his best to ruin his own life.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

- Got goaded into releasing an extremely disgusting and embarrassing sex tape of himself. Julay 2.0
- Makes angry 4 hour streams full of seething because someone makes lighthearted jokes about him
- Gets into bum fights with trannies

That's like three things for over a year and I'd argue that only one is worthy a laugh. Why does he have a subforum again?

Wings is just sad now

Bullshit, he is doing his best to become like in 2017 again, both physically and mentally.

 

[byuu]

That's like three things for over a year and I'd argue that only one is worthy a laugh. Why does he have a subforum again?

How many big things happened with DSP in a year? Bankruptcy saga (Ralph also got in his legal troubles) and getting hacked (Ralph also had problems with a hack)?
Or Yaniv? Or Tooter?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

How many big things happened with DSP in a year? Bankruptcy saga (Ralph also got in his legal troubles) and getting hacked (Ralph also had problems with a hack)?

For starters Phil lost his Twitch partnership and people were making bets about it for years. Then got leak from his discord, where he ASKED PEOPLE TO SHOW THEIR IDS, for fucks sake. I don't know where you pull that hack from, the info was obtained legally. Guntboards regulars are so desperate, that they make threads about Ralph's unborn children and other barely related shit. Fuck, his board was the worst before ILJ's came into existence.

Or Yaniv? Or Tooter?

They are as boring as Ralph and I didn't claim otherwise.