Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

[TitchBitties]

Dick Masterson comes to mind as notably boring and repetitive

 

[Hijaboholic]

Dream. The only things I would say are noteworthy are 1), his speedrunning scandal, 2), his unwillingness to control his fanbase, mainly stans, and 3), him being fat and trying to hide it. Although if I remember correctly that photo of him is a few years old, and in all likelihood he has lost weight be then either by either exercise or took the quick route with liposuction.

 

[SpaceMovie1992]

Jack Scalfani was fun to watch for like a month, and then incredibly depressing past that point. Like watching an American version of La Grande Bouffe.

Same with Lou Gagliardi or the Slatons or any of these miserable cows who's entertainment value comes from watching some sad, pathetic individual with nothing to live for slowly drift off into an early grave. Legit makes me feel anxiety reading about these fuckers.

 

[mr.moon1488]

dsp is just uninteresting, never got the appeal

Dsp isn't all that funny on his own, he's just extremely retarded and immature which makes it easy for people to make really funny dunks on him.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Chris-chan post troon even after the mom fucking arc
DSP (His hatedom is more insane than he is)
Rat Kings/Beauty Parlor (Trannies and fat bitches are not interesting; I'm kinda impressed Shoe0nHead go moved to the Beauty Parlor)
All Channel Awesome Speds outside Spoony. (I wanted to say MarzGurl but outside her clout chasing creating a subforum known as Weeb Wars she's also fucking boring)

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

idk but boogie1488 is my favorite to laugh at

 

[tygressofaera]

The ones that turn into the thread being full of power levelling and self righteous people. Tranny Sideshow ends up being that too. I just want to point and laugh at tards and attention whores, not get lectured by someone about how Jerry Peet is using the wrong lesbian flag.

 

[Matt Damon]

DSP is such a vacant shell of a person that I can't even derive schadenfreude from his woes. He's too dumb and lacking self-awareness for trolling to ever make an emotional impact.

He's like a mindless robot designed solely to be annoying and play video games poorly.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Chuck Wendig.
He doesn't deserve attention.

 

[Mojo Thief]

If I'm being honest, the vast majority of lolcows just don't grab my attention, doubly so if said cow just does the same shit over and over again (MovieBlob, Tooter, DSP) or goes long periods of time between any noteworthy activity (Spoony).

The only ones I follow more or less are Nikocado (since I find him unironically entertaining, if disgusting) and Greer, and even then I can't be assed to follow every little detail.

 

[Witthel]

Kevin Gibes, the awe of how disgustingly repulsive he was gradually worn off and he became virtually indistinguishable from any run-of-the-mill tranny. It also doesn't that the thread moves a mile a second.

Any thread that involves pedos. Don't get me wrong I hate them as much as the next person, but reading page after page of "DIE DIE DIE PEDO I HATE PEDOS I HATE PEDOS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE PEDO" is gonna get repetitive.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Outside of Lindsay Ellis, I don't really find interest in the various Channel Awesome cows. They're just really boring. Doug I don't think is really a cow, either. Not saying he's the greatest content creator ever or he doesn't have his lulzy moments, but a guy who can laugh at an Irishman doing multiple hours worth of silly impressions of him without sulking like a big baby doesn't really register as a cow in my eyes.

 

[Flash]

honestly most transsexual threads. they just don't really interest me at all unless the person is particularly fucked up

 

[stupid orc]

nickocada, it’s just an annoying fat gay guy. i don’t get it.

 

[thisighuf]

Chris Chan, Before the merge incident, He hasn't done anything interesting since the Sofa King scream and the contents of the forum looked pretty dumb back when I was a lurker, "Chris reads a book, Chris eats this, Let's help Chris, Let's troll Chris ect." I know this forum was built around his antics back when he was more interesting but his current state seemed depressing and looked like a shriveled up overmilked cow on life support, The older 2008-2010 videos are always the best though and will never get old.

DSP, I took a glance at what this guy is about and he just seems like your average streamer who does something weird sometimes, However the massive speds who obsess about him provide more funny content than he ever has.

Deathfats gets repetitive and I feel most who reply to them are probably like that irl but just want to feel better about themselves, Beauty Parlor looks like TMZ.
A lot of other boards don't interest me that much either.

 

[Character from a movie]

Anisa Jomha. I understand the Beauty Parlor has some "softcore" lolcows but I never found her enough lolcowish to be worth it, for a start. Maybe there are things she did that I missed in the middle, but besides her attention-seeking personality she's pretty normie.

 

[tygressofaera]

Anisa Jomha. I understand the Beauty Parlor has some "softcore" lolcows but I never found her enough lolcowish to be worth it, for a start. Maybe there are things she did that I missed in the middle, but besides her attention-seeking personality she's pretty normie.

Yeah, I think the attraction there is the fact that her cucksband is internet famous. If it was just her, she wouldn't be worth a thread. Can't even get fame on her own on a lolcow website, SAD. Even then, that's it. That's the joke for the whole thread, iDubbbz is a cuck. That's funny, but is it that funny?

 

[Humpty hump]

Any thread that involves pedos. Don't get me wrong I hate them as much as the next person, but reading page after page of "DIE DIE DIE PEDO I HATE PEDOS I HATE PEDOS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE PEDO" is gonna get repetitive.

This applies to a lot of the more extreme horrorcows in general. All their threads inevitably just devolve into people sharing incredibly obvious takes (“fucking dogs is bad” may be true, but it isn’t a point that needs constant belaboring) in between one-upping each other with prison rape fantasies. It gets really repetitive really fast. A-logging is annoying and unfunny even when it’s deserved.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

After some thought, I think Russell Greer might be the most boring lolcow. Oh wow, you're kidding, his dumb lawsuit got thrown out of court again? I seriously thought it was going to go to trial this time. Oh he's being a thirsty creep on instagram? Good stuff.

 

[Loona]

I used to really like Lou Gagliardi but he gets super boring with how repetitive he is.