Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

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Kevin Gibs.
For months made a big deal out of being updated on his thread until I realized, “woah I do REALLY not care about this guy”.

It’s just spergy thirst tweets, making fun of said tweets, terfs and dipping into literally every single topic in the world.
 
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Not in the lolcow way, but the Metokur/Internet Aristocrat thread is horribly boring. It exists mainly for updates on him actually making videos but most of it is people complaining about the Good Ol’ Days and wishing he would comment on things. Even when he (rarely) does something cow-ish the pseudo worship on there prevents any real scrutiny. I like Metokur but the thread he has on here is pretty useless.

Also GlitternLazers. After following her for months, once she moved to Texas the antics got duller and duller and fatter. Perhaps all deathfats (except Chantal, so far) end up this way due to their inevitable immobility.
 
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Honestly? Some of the people in the internet famous section.

Guys like Kyle Kulinski(I believe he's part of the Young Turks thread, but he still kinda counts, he's just a boring leftist.), Razorfist(He's just a loud and edgy right winger with some shit opinions on certain video games and movies. I agree with him on some political topics, so I might be biased here; but he honestly doesn't interest me all that much as far as amusement is concerned.), Styxhexenhammer(I actually kinda like this guy; so again, I may be biased, but the only thing about him that even seems all that lolcowworthy to me is the fact that he thinks he can cast certain magic spells or some silly shit like that.).

Also, I'm pretty sure that all the amusement value you can get from the Young Turks has already been had. At the very least I haven't seen them do anything particularly ridiculous other than having stupid leftist/liberal political views.
 
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Glitter and Lasers. She’s insufferable, spoiled, and immature but once that’s established, she’s boring.

She’s too sexually repressed and childlike to be interesting in the way Chantel is. She’s not as aggressively repulsive as Kevin Gibbs or Kelly Lenza. She’s just a boring list of medical problems.

As successful as she is I wouldn’t trade lives with her for anything. I just feel bad for her.

Edited because I’m a trigger happy retard.
 
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the ip2 niggas are a whole lot of nothing to me. or they just have bad descriptions to hook ya
lori 'abuela' lune is getting unbearably repetitive too. ask for subs, kevin buys shoes, wash rinse repeat. tearzah is drying up as well.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
DSP, the enormous amount of content from him 24/7 is more of a curse than a blessing. His incompetent hack gamer shtick can gets tiring pretty fast.
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Not really. Every streamer produces "a lot of content", but in Phil's case it's a lot of nothing. Yeah, he sucks at games, but he is still better than your average game journo. Also, after watching it for so many times, it loses it's appeal. Not so long ago I watched his GoW playthrough and realized that I didn't think "lol he sucks", but more "oh, come on, Phil, you can do better than this".
 
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Kevin Jibes is just revolting TMI.
Robert w'E'd Leef said:
After some thought, I think Russell Greer might be the most boring lolcow. Oh wow, you're kidding, his dumb lawsuit got thrown out of court again? I seriously thought it was going to go to trial this time. Oh he's being a thirsty creep on instagram? Good stuff.
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Russell goes through long milk-droughts. There's a lot of waiting between when he gets trauma-lumped and when he hatches his next master plan.
 
Used to be into Hamburger-lynn but she is just dull now, same bullshit different package

Chantal, used to be interested but again same bullshit different bag

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Onision his attempts at hanging on to what little fame he had sucked any interest dry


I think a lot of the older/more known cows have run out their life span so are kinda chasing the next big drama bomb, but in doing so are just lackluster




Any and all cooped up covid cows (people who before covid didn't have a following/kept most things private)
 
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Luna Slater... I don't understand the hype. She looks like is a junkie who looks inbred. Also, how is she not dead yet from venereal disease and/or dirty needle complications?
 
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