Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

[Jinmen]

Its more funny to me that people legitimately enjoy DSP and give him money. Those people are bigger lulcows in my eyes.

Also DSP spawned this annoying fad for awhile where people would upload any streamer's footage if they sucked at a game like that was in any way noteworthy.

Boogie is fucking boring now and he was one of the reasons I signed on here. Movieblob is just trash, I laughed at that brick by brick more than I can remember though.

 

[Spunt]

Graeme Kelly. He's just a tard. He says the same few things over and over because he's a simpleton yet there's people in his thread who obsessively catalogue and analyse his every utterance as if they're trying to crack the Enigma code.

He's never going to do anything different or interesting, ever, because he's got an iq in the 60s and he's not capable of it. This is all he'll ever be or ever do.

I'm aware he's a paedophile. That doesn't make him interesting and he'll never molest a child because that would require more brains than he possesses.

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme Kelly. He's just a tard. He says the same few things over and over because he's a simpleton yet there's people in his thread who obsessively catalogue and analyse his every utterance as if they're trying to crack the Enigma code.

He's never going to do anything different or interesting, ever, because he's got an iq in the 60s and he's not capable of it. This is all he'll ever be or ever do.

I'm aware he's a paedophile. That doesn't make him interesting and he'll never molest a child because that would require more brains than he possesses.

Typical Englishman - always looking down on the Irish, so ye are.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

and he's more or less impossible to A-log

Why do people keep saying that someone is impossible to A-log? A-log != getting angry at someone, at least just getting angry. People were angry over zoosadists, Nick Bate and Chris sticking his bent duck into Barb and guess what? It is fine to get angry at shit like this, we are not some edgelords to laugh at killed animals and raped children.
What a-logging really means is when some cow lives rent free in someone's head. It's like when totally real dutch escort turned out to be fake and some spergs on DSP board coped with it by saying "well, DSP is still bad". Or like later they coped to the level of "well, Phil e-begged to get Khat there, so he technically asked to transport a woman to his house, so we weren't wrong". Or like when any cow has a slapfight with Ralph, his a-logs automatically put it on a pedestal, but when that cow fails them, they start a-logging that cow too. Or like ILJ spergs keep insisting that she is involved in Chris fucking Barb, but since there is no proof and will never be one, they insist something like "well, she talked to Chris and made him horny, so he fucked the nearest woman he had". For a-log there are no "lolcows", there are "that despicable fucking cow" and "the rest of the cows who aren't that bad since they are not that despicable fucking cow". And that idiotic view creates hatred, baseless accusations, crazy speculations and outright spergery.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

A lot of the wannabe talk show hosts are boring imo.

Yeah, most of them are uneventful besides their one or two infamous sperg highlights. Like, I watched and enjoyed the Boulderstream but I have no interest in Jarbo beyond that. If you don't have any prior personal investment in one of them, there's little reason to follow him. It doesn't help that a lot of the older streams have been deleted with no obvious archives, so it's hard to delve into them even if you wanted to.

Gunt is a notable exception, mostly because he keeps consistently achieving absolutely retarded IRL feats every few months, and he's constantly beefing with Null so we get regular MATI updates. I hadn't the faintest fucking clue who Ethan Ralph was up until the Corn Harvest, and now I'm fairly regularly skimming his board for amusing updates on his dumpster fire life.

 

[CuntSnack]

Foodie Beauty. She is so unbelievably boring, I don’t understand how people manage to filter through her content and find the best bits when each video consists of one hour or more.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Foodie Beauty. She is so unbelievably boring, I don’t understand how people manage to filter through her content and find the best bits when each video consists of one hour or more.

Now imagine that there is no good bits and you get Amberlynn. And she had an entire subforum dedicated to her. Why?

 

[Done Goofed]

Dobson, just jake alley without the hillarious levels of delusion. Hes otherwise interchanagble with other goony beard men, why does this do nothing have such a long, impenetrable set of threads?

 

[CuntSnack]

Now imagine that there is no good bits and you get Amberlynn. And she had an entire subforum dedicated to her. Why?

Amber’s 1 hour streams were also equally boring, as well as her mouth agape mukbang thumbnails. Bonus points for people who give her money to insult her?

She was funny when she’d chimp out and eat on camera while saying she’s a weight loss expert but she’s pretty much a reverse Eugenia Cooney where they’re a lost cause and you just check on her to see if she’s not dead.

 

[Lady of the House]

Ladyalt69. She used to be funny when she was just some fat loser on the internet in love with an obscure video game boss, now her threads are filled with Twitter pronouns in bio spergs lecturing her whenever she's doing something retarded on the internet. Nobody is laughing at her, it's all anger. Not even Nick Bate's threads were that serious.

 

[Humpty hump]

MovieBob's chief appeal is that he's reliably sperging day and night

In terms of sheer volume, Bob is one of the best lolcows. That being said, I’ve never really found his constant stream of Twitter sperging to be all that engaging. For the most part, he’s just a smug, reddity Dunning-Kruger case.

Dobson, just jake alley without the hillarious levels of delusion. Hes otherwise interchanagble with other goony beard men, why does this do nothing have such a long, impenetrable set of threads?

What ever happened to Dobson? He used to be one of the biggest lolcows on this website, but around the last year or so, the content just kinda dried up.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

What ever happened to Dobson? He used to be one of the biggest lolcows on this website, but around the last year or so, the content just kinda dried up.

I've heard his internet presence has almost vanished. Maybe that's the reason.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

What ever happened to Dobson? He used to be one of the biggest lolcows on this website, but around the last year or so, the content just kinda dried up.

I've heard his internet presence has almost vanished. Maybe that's the reason.

There's a detailed reason why he went off the radar in this Kiwi-run Tumblr post.

The Hypocrisy of Andrew Dobson

It's been ages since I've checked on what Dobson has been doing, but I couldn't find his facebook. After checking this blog again, it looks like he disappeared. Do you when and why he vanished? Yeah,...

hypocrisyofandrewdobson.tumblr.com

TLR - Dobson's retarded Muslim vampire comic leaked, he got furious and started talking about this Tumblr, which made his few fans realize how much of an arrogant ass he is. He went into DFE mode after that and, outside of a couple YouTube comments, hasn't been seen since.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

Honestly I don't really get into any of the cows who just endlessly scream and rant on Youtube or Twitter. Like pretty much all of the schizos or troon cows. I just never found their chimpouts funny is all, more just eyerolling and obnoxious so I never followed them.

A lot of the big cows I also never really got into, some of them were funnier for their orbiters to me. Never found DSP funny but Derich and the other coombrains like catloverjackie crack me up. Gunt just kinda bores me but the Vickers family is a fucking train wreck. Even with CWC I thought most of the post-tomgirl shit was funnier for the spergs trying to fuck with him as opposed to him blabbing about the dimensional merge.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

DSP, as someone who has followed him for years. He's such a boring waste of time, but you have to follow Phil and his denthead community for some time to truly understand what a bizarre Autism Vortex it is.

Personally, I don't care to follow:

1) Trannies. It's not funny anymore. It's repulsive, desperate attention whoring mental illness that I'm tired of.
2) Wannabe talk show types like Ethan Ralph that obviously do everything for attention and don't care how awful they look.
3) Ugly dudes that are only lolcow worthy because they're exceptionally ugly. Cyrax, KingCobra, Russell Greer. I feel more bad for these guys than want to laugh at them.

 

[OffRecord]

Another vote for Quartering

 

[eDove]

Another vote for Quartering

Hell, I stopped watching him 'cause he was boring. I can hardly be assed to check out his thread, let alone watch his videos.

 

[Scheele's Green]

I don't understand why Foodie Beauty is one of the most popular cows. She's not 100% boring but there are better cows. I've tried to get into her shit but never can. A lot of the female deathfats are boring because they're too fat to do much.

On the other hand I think Yaniv is really interesting but only a few people comment on his threads.

 

[Super Book]

Chantal being called a "boring cow" is really interesting to me because the reason why I never followed her was because she constantly kept getting into shit and her thread moves a mile per minute. There's just too much to keep up with her to the point where it becomes mildly exhausting.

 

[WaveBreak]

lots of them. tbh I only think boogie and cwc are interesing here, though people like avocado also are a bit interesting I guess