Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

[Absolutego]

most threads on random libtard checkmark journalists due to how much they blend together in my mind, but i think those are being phased out in prospering grounds for that very reason now

We really should just have a "checkmark general" community watch thread the same way we have a reddit general.

 

[Dysnomia]

DSP used to be somewhat engaging, but after reading a good few pages of it I just couldn't get into it and decided to stop.

Half of the cookie-cutter trans threads consists of a-logging and the same people and jokes over and over. There's rare instances of where I'd consider them actual lolcows, but half of the time it's just people pearl clutching at someone who's a milquetoast nobody.

I pretty much read the tranny threads to see how ugly they are. Being a troon doesn't make you a cow. Although it increases the probability that you could become one if you get too far into the crazy rhetoric or start diddling kids.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I unsubscribed from the Quartering because he got boring.

I also (mistakingly) thought that Chris Chan's story would go out with a whimper instead of a bang. He got pretty boring and sad during the 2010s, and he only became interesting again with the jail saga.

 

[DogSnout]

Jake Alley aka Secret Gamer Girl. Does nothing except for be fat and sad on Twitter.

Same for ones like Kevin Gibes, only he's fat and trans on Twitter. It gets boring quick.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Maybe it's because I'm a Eurofag, but I don't understand Nick Fuentes. He just seems like a smaller, gayer Alex Jones.

I don't really follow him either, but he is a hispanic male fighting for the white race while loving catboi porn and doing generally stupid bullshit online. See his recent comments on why him having sex with women is gay. Don't have to really care about him to understand he is a cow and move on with your day.

 

[Dave.]

I know he's a popular cow on this forum and has his own dedicated board, but I'm not getting the entire appeal of Ethan Ralph. Everything he does is generic and samey. In a vacuum if he didn't flag people all of it would be pretty inconsequential too. But that's just me.

 

[Skitarii]

I don't even browse the site for lolcow gossip, but the threads on ralph are on their own level of unfunny

 

[Lunete]

Amberlynn. She's always been a little dull but she's so boring and desperate now that she's resorted to reacting to her own videos.

 

[JamusActimus]

I really don't see how someone could think Ralph is unfunny/a bad cow.
He's the content king.
The last few years he really hit his peak.
Ralph is one of the greatest cow on the site.

 

[eDove]

I really don't see how someone could think Ralph is unfunny/a bad cow.
He's the content king.
The last few years he really hit his peak.
Ralph is one of the greatest cow on the site.

I found him boring until Portugal. Now, I'm finding myself more revolted by him than amused. His chimp-outs are definitely entertaining, but I'm pretty much just watching to see him fail irreparably or die.

All low-T drunks mutate into the same grotesque, faggy-lisped, slurring, bitch retards, and I have an unwavering hatred for them. You can only observe someone so pathetic and unapologetically stupid so long 'til it makes you want to break teeth.

I don't know how to say it other than his whole existence makes me cringe violently.

 

[JamusActimus]

so long 'til it makes you want to break teeth.

I actualy like Ralph. His commitment to providing milk for us is endearing in a weird way.
He has a major freak out every few month: the chris arrest, portugal, the bowling, the gunt tape, the demon babies, the horse, the alice rape etc..

God bless the gunt.

 

[AbyssGazer]

It feels like 99% of the subjects on this forum are really just dramacows and not lolcows. My rule of thumb is: If a lolcow isn't funny on their own then they aren't funny at all.

If I don't find a lolcow funny or intriguing in the first five minutes of getting to know them then I never will.

Good lolcows are people like Bulla or Bryce Cherry. Absolute nutjobs right of the bat. No assembly needed.

 

[Android raptor]

Deathfat threads are either just lolfat or they're some of the best/most horrifying threads on the forum. Could never really get into the OG gorl and the SJW/genderspecial fatties tend to blend together, but the Sammieverse has been one of my favorite threads since its inception and I think it's one of best on the farms. The reason probably is because lolfat is only a small portion of the absolute trainwreck of that thread (plus the focus grew from just the original thread subject to a variety of retarded trashy people in Arkansas).

Sagi is funny AF, but her descent into alcoholism legit depressing

 

[Mark Antony]

Anything to do with Beauty Parlour, Ralph, Groypers and other drama artificially prepped up by the admin's petty grievances.

 

[GHTD]

Ralph.

I guess I never followed the Killstream so I don't get what the deal with him is.

 

[Witthel]

I really don't see how someone could think Ralph is unfunny/a bad cow.
He's the content king.
The last few years he really hit his peak.
Ralph is one of the greatest cow on the site.

I think the biggest problem with Ralph is that the drama surrounding him has so many other people and events you'd only really understand if you're already a dedicated follower that it's virtually impossible to get into him as a newcomer unless you have a shit-ton of free time on your hands.

 

[mickey339]

Maybe it's because I'm a Eurofag, but I don't understand Nick Fuentes. He just seems like a smaller, gayer Alex Jones.

The thread is a good congregation for mature ethnonationalists discussing the current situation of the descendants of Europeans that in many cases apply to Europeans as well.
Have both learned and found inspiration reading it.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

I think the biggest problem with Ralph is that the drama surrounding him has so many other people and events you'd only really understand if you're already a dedicated follower that it's virtually impossible to get into him as a newcomer unless you have a shit-ton of free time on your hands.

it would be neat if someone compiled a tl;dr together so people could get familiar with ethan without the need to read 9 million paragraphs of the time when he brushed his teeth at 10 pm january 2nd 2015

 

[Witthel]

it would be neat if someone compiled a tl;dr together so people could get familiar with ethan without the need to read 9 million paragraphs of the time when he brushed his teeth at 10 pm january 2nd 2015

It's seems like they're trying to do something like that via creating a Ralph-wiki in the same vein as Sonichu.com

https://ethanralph.wiki/wiki/Main_Page

 

[Gooberman]

kingcobrajfs, just because he's boring. Without people like bitsizecobra, I couldn't imagine watching him alone. I'm subbed to Cobra's official youtube, and everyday up until recently I would get blown up with notifications for his dumbass joke videos.