Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Keerakh]

So you guys, can you explain to me why Brad

@APerson / anonymous cow ard,

There's no "manipulation" going on. Step 1 of gematria(8,74) requires three names to produce ------(6 letters) ------(6) ------(6). Step 2 doesn't require anything except a name/names adding up to six hundred sixty-six.

Can you understand that, puddin'(6,6?

It's very easy for any name to be 6 6 6. gematria is the biggest load of shit ever.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@LordCustos3 / aka LordDouchebag,

Do you think that they named it 7up by coincidence?

After 9/11/03, the stock markets took a serious tumble! Even Pres. Bush Jr. went on TV and asked Americans not to sell their stock and to think of the country's well-being. Everybody just thought of their own ass. The Dow Jones plunged to 7400 as a 'bottom' and then everyone bought in. That's easy to confirm.

 

[Keerakh]

honestly I'm gonna give up. There's only so many times I can hit my head against a wall before my forehead starts bleeding.
Brad is an incredibly stupid man who likely never learned his multiplication tables. He will never have a girlfriend, he will never make any money, and he will never be anything.
/thread

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@SCRuler (Smelly Cunt Ruler),

The "666" code for the "1st Beast" (Antichrist) is found near the end of the Bible in Revelation 13:18. The rest of the requirement spelled out in the end of Chapter 12 and in Chapter 13 is he's the "Great Deceiver...ruler of the world, lies to all nations, and is wounded yet live." Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the first person in history to truly rule the world. He was an actor who lied all the time. Pres. Reagan was shot on the 69th day of his presidency and lived.

Now, do you need further proof? Reagan was born on 2/6. Matthew 2:6, "Out of you will come a Governor to rule my people Israel." Reagan was Governor of California. An entire book can be written on this and I need to do just that.

honestly I'm gonna give up. There's only so many times I can hit my head against a wall before my forehead starts bleeding.

Did you hear the one about the atheist who decided to hit his head against the wall in order to prove whether GOD exists? After awhile, his believer friend stopped him and asked, "Do you now believe in GOD?" "Jesus Christ, no!", he said. "And only GOD knows why I would even do such a thing."

 

[Keerakh]

Brad you're a fucking child and that's all there is to it.
Thinking he's solved the problems of figuring out how reality works with simple addition and subtraction. It smacks of utter ignorance and flies in the face of the very scientist whose name you piggy back on for artificial credibility.

Did you hear about the retard who played with numbers pretending he was jesus?
He died alone, nobody remembering his name.
Hits close to home, doesn't it Brad?

 

[APerson]

@APerson / anonymous cow ard,

There's no "manipulation" going on. Step 1 of gematria(8,74) requires three names to produce ------(6 letters) ------(6) ------(6). Step 2 doesn't require anything except a name/names adding up to six hundred sixty-six.

Can you understand that, puddin'(6,6?

Three names? Like Donald John Trump?
And why do you need to add evil to every letter of the guy's name? Is he just that dripping with it?

@LordCustos3 / aka LordDouchebag,

Do you think that they named it 7up by coincidence?

Yes, actually. It's named that because it has 7 fruit flavors, and if you argue that Jesus interferes with fruity drinks but not wars or poverty you're an ass.

 

[Keerakh]

Three names? Like Donald John Trump?
And why do you need to add evil to every letter of the guy's name? Is he just that dripping with it?

Yes, actually. It's named that because it has 7 fruit flavors, and if you argue that Jesus interferes with fruity drinks but not wars or poverty you're an ass.

7 flavors? why is it that I can only taste two?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Those of that have been judged should have a barbeque.

Those of you that have been judged will B a BB!

Three names? Like Donald John Trump?

No, three names like Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6).

And why do you need to add evil48 to every letter of (Donald Trump's) name? Is he just that dripping with it?

Yes, actually. And if you argue with that, you're an ass.

 

[Keerakh]

No, three names like Ronald(6) Wilson(6) Reagan(6).
Yes, actually. And if you argue with that, you're an ass.

You're frankly pathetic.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@SCRuler/destined to be reincarnated as steaks and hamburgers for 10,000 years,

You're a fucking child and that's all there is to it. You think you know how reality works without GOD involved and without math & science: without recognizing the simple pattern #174. It smacks of utter ignorance and flies in the face of the every scientist and every theologian who as ever lived.

At least you recognized I AM an "exceptional individual". Unfortunately, you don't recognize that I've spent alot of time47=T20+I9+M13+E5 trying to save47=S19+A1+V22+E5* your soul while nobody here knows your name. except GOD.

Hits close to home, doesn't it Smelly Cunt Ruler?


*Synchronism: 10:47 "San Antonio 47 Oklahoma City 42" - Halftime - ESPN

@SCRuler,

You're frankly living your last life as a human for 20,000 years with 174 years non-commutable.

And a personal note; fuck you.

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

 

[Alex Krycek]

SCRuler, I have dibs on your first burger.

 

[Keerakh]

You know what's hilarious?
This chimp-out.
You desperately try to copy my post trying to insult me, and you think you can scare me or intimidate me with your reincarnation sentences.
Everybody in this forum is laughing at you, Brad. You have to live with that. That's a much better condemnation than ANYTHING you can ever muster. And the best part is you did it to yourself.

SCRuler, I have dibs on your first burger.

I only pray that I am reincarnated as a Kobe Beef cow such that your only regret is that you can't afford a second delicious burger from the same cow that I am apparently inevitably going to become.

Everyone, go ahead and look at my profile feed. He even went to comment on my profile page. That's how much I must've gotten under his skin.
I'll leave it there as a sign of success. I think I caused my first chimp-out.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Alex Krycek,

@SCRuler will contribute to humanity in his future reincarnations by being delicious steaks, beef ribs, and hamburgers and that's no bull! We can milk her for all her past transgressions.

 

[LordCustos3]

7 flavors? why is it that I can only taste two?

According to old 7Up adverts, there is only one flavor in 7Up: "Limon" an imaginary fruit that is both a Lemon AND a Lime.

honestly I'm gonna give up. There's only so many times I can hit my head against a wall before my forehead starts bleeding.
Brad is an incredibly stupid man who likely never learned his multiplication tables. He will never have a girlfriend, he will never make any money, and he will never be anything.
/thread

If he's really becoming a boorish bore then just do what I did: Slap an Ignore on his trifling ass.
He slapped an ignore on me back around page 150 so he wouldn't have to face my questions, so I slapped an ignore on him and don't have to put up with his repetitive redundant spam of repetitive redundancy. He can't hear me and I don't have to listen to him.
There is plenty of deadbeef leftover from the other 300+ pages that can still be chewed through. We've wrung this cow dry of content and he has been repeating himself for at least 200 pages; his hypothesis is dumb enough that we can still find new ways to debunk it, we don't NEED to listen to his drivel, because we already have heard everything he has to say.

But back on topic.
We've butchered plenty of lolcows on this site. Some claimed to be prophets and some even claimed to be Gods.
This cheapens both words. Its as if these weetodds don't know what either word means.
Protips for the confused

A Prophet is

• a Precog
• who is always right
• because a higher entity unbound by time is speaking through them.

If all three clauses are not factually correct, the person in question is NOT a Prophet.

A God is

• a superhuman being or spirit
• worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes
• and has traits like immortality, omniscience, omnipotentence, omnibenevolence.

If all three clauses are not factually correct, the person in question is NOT a God.

It is embarrassing that I have to define such obvious terms, but there are too many charlatans, fakirs, fakers, frauds, fruitloops and asshats who make those claims and have nothing -- NOTHING, I SAY -- to back them up.
Between Brad and Autphag we have a pair of do-nothings who are writing checks their very existence cannot cash.
Anyone who can't make our day to day lives suddenly look like something out of a Marvel movie are neither Prophets nor a Gods.
Period. Full Stop.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I think I've been sentenced three times over the course of this thread. If Jesus was this terrible at his job then I could see why he got "fired".

 

[MasterDisaster]

If we want to really appease God we should follow false Prophets; pretty sure there was a commandment about that.
Also to slaughter animals for sacrifice because God loves blood. I'm going to go violently sacrifice a lamb in the Lord's name because I want to show my devotion with senseless animal slaughter like I read about in the bible.

 

[Adamska]

I think I've been sentenced three times over the course of this thread. If Jesus was this terrible at his job then I could see why he got "fired".

Eh, it's because Brad was too busy fantasizing about dick to actually enact his autistic voodoo curse.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Beyond Einstein Theories​

"The Big Bang/Bit Bang - a supermassive white hole: explosion of energy & information 13.8 billion years ago was the result of a supermassive black hole in another universe. Our universe & that SBH share the same event horizon. That SBH & SWH formed an Einstein-Rosen bridge (wormhole). This duality combines these two singularities in a birth-life-death-transformation cycle in The Conglomerate of universes (similar to multiverse). This 'simple' cause-and-effect explains both infinite space and eternity. Self-replication is the simplest plan for everything from a cell to a universe to a mind.

GOD-guided evolution includes panspermia, intelligent design(5, complexity, organization, catastrophism, the appearance of randomness (chaos theory), purpose, DNA/RNA, altruism, reincarnation & follow-the-leader/God-incarnate, & ET intervention." - Seal #1 of http://7seals.blogspot.com


(5 minutes earlier: "Gold Bond reduces bumps by 74%" - BBCAM)

 

[Keerakh]

He can't even get the fucking big bang right

 

[The Great Chandler]

I think Brad Watson is genuinely a troll.