Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%

  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%

  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%

  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%

  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%

  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%
  • Total voters
    1,235
ChurchOfGodBear said:
He's going to count each one of his split personalities former lives as a separate reader. He'll have a circulation of millions!
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Then he doesn't let them speak, they just arbitrarily agree. Einstein's Atheism, Franklin's skepticism, Jesus' message of compassion and inability to read, and Julius Caesar's devotion to a plethora of God and no knowledge of English wouldn't deter him. In his mind "I'm them, they're me so they read it and agree."
 
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Alex Krycek said:
Then he doesn't let them speak, they just arbitrarily agree. Einstein's Atheism, Franklin's skepticism, Jesus' message of compassion and inability to read, and Julius Caesar's devotion to a plethora of God and no knowledge of English wouldn't deter him. In his mind "I'm them, they're me so they read it and agree."
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Yeah, Brad's actual drivel isn't worth reading. If I had to choose between reading his crap and staying dead, I'd totally choose staying dead. That's why I've been suggesting people put him on ignore, like I did. Makes this thread so much better.
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong, I just finished reading through this thread. But doesn't he believe he's Christ or something? I don't believe in most of that religious stuff but isn't like, the coming of Christ supposed to fight the Anti-Christ or whatever? Didn't he claim that to be both Donald Trump and George W. Bush? So, I mean, I could be wrong but I don't really consider arguing with people on a forum fighting the great end of times war that I remember hearing about... I dunno, I'm clueless on what any of his drivel means but if somebody could reiterate exactly what his formula or whatever does and what the end-game for all of his theories are, it'd be much appreciated.
 
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Nad said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, I just finished reading through this thread. But doesn't he believe he's Christ or something? I don't believe in most of that religious stuff but isn't like, the coming of Christ supposed to fight the Anti-Christ or whatever? Didn't he claim that to be both Donald Trump and George W. Bush? So, I mean, I could be wrong but I don't really consider arguing with people on a forum fighting the great end of times war that I remember hearing about... I dunno, I'm clueless on what any of his drivel means but if somebody could reiterate exactly what his formula or whatever does and what the end-game for all of his theories are, it'd be much appreciated.
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Yeah.. And the anti-christ has seven heads and ten horns.

But I'm sure that will be explained away by 'he is the great deceiver'
 
Nad said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, I just finished reading through this thread. But doesn't he believe he's Christ or something? I don't believe in most of that religious stuff but isn't like, the coming of Christ supposed to fight the Anti-Christ or whatever? Didn't he claim that to be both Donald Trump and George W. Bush? So, I mean, I could be wrong but I don't really consider arguing with people on a forum fighting the great end of times war that I remember hearing about... I dunno, I'm clueless on what any of his drivel means but if somebody could reiterate exactly what his formula or whatever does and what the end-game for all of his theories are, it'd be much appreciated.
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As far as I know he's a few people reincarnated. The man who discovered fire, Julius Caesar, Jesus Christ, Origen, Dante Alighieri, Sir Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, and Albert Einstein all come to mind (I only read the fire and Newton ones in passing I think, correct me if I got those wrong). He teaches reincarnation, but not karma so much as sins (mostly against him). So Hitler can be a successful politician or Mussolini a wealthy billionaire while Einstein is a struggling and delusional musician in South Florida. Careful to question or say he's wrong though! Doing that alone gets you some number of years reincarnated as some kind of animal (probably a cow, "mmmmm I'm hungry"). The goal is to teach reincarnation and reach out to humanity, and eventually we'll find Planet Nestor, which is like Earth, but they all speak English (which they call Eqfish for some dumb reason) and all believe in Brad's theories, they also drink a shitty light lager because of its number of calories. Basically think of the fake Planet Nibaru, add autistic human-aliens and boom you have Nestor.
 
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@4Macie,

Fuck you. Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of you life, then you won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable.

You are now on my 'Ignore' list, 41521385217.
 
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Brad, I have to ask you something.

This is a serious question. Have you ever read "The Divine Comedy"? And if so, did any part of it resonate with you?
 
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@ASU / anonymous cow ard,

It's spelled gematria(74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1) and English(7 letters, 74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8) having the same sum of 74 is by design.

Fuck you.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul won't be reincarnated as human for 10,000 years with 74 years non-commutable. When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can repent...

You think this is a BIG joke. Well, the joke is on YOU! You are now part of a grand scientific experiment. You're betting your soul that I AM not the 2nd Coming of the Christ and that your actions have no repercussions. You're betting that there is no GOD, no Judgment Day, and that this universe is random with no logic and justice behind its creation. I bet you're WRONG! Let's see who wins this bet, 11919815125.

You're now on my 'Ignore' list.

gematria: (linguistics) 1. The geometry of the written language/alphabet. 2. A cryptogram/cipher in the form of a word whose letters have the numerical values of a word taken as a hidden meaning: an alphanumeric code. 3. The kaballistic method of explaining the Hebrew Scriptures by means of the cryptographic significance of the words. The Greek term is isopsephy since gematria is Greek for geometry and in Arabic it’s abjad numerals or hisab al-jumal. We know it as Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria874…

Galvatron said:
Have you ever read "The Divine Comedy"? And if so, did any part of it resonate with you?
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I was Dante in a previous life.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Nad / anonymous cow ard,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions"?

See http://7seals.blogspot.com .
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Oh wow. I remember writing this post. I was still going through that whole numbers phase. I was also super into japanese vomit porn. I had the stuff running on two different monitors when I typed it. I remember jacking it until my dick got the dry heaves.
 
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hood LOLCOW said:
@Brad Watson_Miami what is your opinion on this following number: 24601 and 1337
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I don't see a gematria code there and I have no opinion on those numbers. Why are they significant?

@Alex Krycek,

It's important to get the facts straight, right? I AM not Sir Isaac Newton reincarnated; that would be Stephen Hawking. I teach reincarnation as science and the law of karma.

Fuck you.

What's the last sentence I gave you? Whatever it was, double it. I have to remind myself not to waste my time by reading your false and evil posts74 anymore.

@MasterDisaster / dipshit,

Dante Alighieri - the author of The Divine Comedy - was obviously NOT "a fictional character in a story". YOU are disappointedly fucking stupid as shit! The only thing worse than being uneducated and ignorant is acting like you're educated and smart.

What was the last sentence I gave you? Whatever it was, double it. 10,000 years reincarnated as non-human is a really loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time47.


Synchronism: 09:12 "The wait is a long time." - CNN

@Batman VS Tony Danza / anonymous cow ard,

You're one sick bovine. Why would GOD want to see you reincarnated as human? He/She doesn't.
 
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@bacterium,

Yes, according74 to the prophecy in Revelation Ch 13, the* "1st Beast"/Antichrist has "seven heads and ten horns". President Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) hosted the G7 Summit in Williamsburg, VA of the 7 heads of state of the world's leading economic powers. Yes. Reagan was "the great deceiver" - Rev Ch 12.


*Synchronism: 09:21 "The arrival of the Antichrist." - Countdown To 12/21/12, Countdown To Apocalypse on History Channel

@Batman VS Tony Danza,

47 minutes ago, you said, "I was also super into japanese vomit porn. I had the stuff running on two different monitors when I typed it. I remember jacking it until my dick got the dry heaves." Now you say, "I think I have a better grasp on GOD's Will than you." Wow!
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Batman VS Tony Danza,

47 minutes ago, you said, "I was also super into japanese vomit porn. I had the stuff running on two different monitors when I typed it. I remember jacking it until my dick got the dry heaves." Now you say, "I think I have a better grasp on GOD's Will than you." Wow!
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Yeah, my previous incarnation (you) was totally into that. I'm not. Thanks for proving my point. My wisdom shines bright like a lighthouse for all lost souls to seek and find truth.
 
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Brad Watson_Miami said:
@Batman VS Tony Danza / anonymous cow ard,

You're one sick bovine. Why would GOD want to see you reincarnated as human? He/She doesn't.
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Wouldn't you know what God is seeing as how you're it's reincarnated son? I mean I know you're dumber than shit and gayer than a stack of strawberry pancakes but that doesn't excuse you from just making things up and calling them facts?
And your sentences mean nothing, just like your life. So why double nothing?
 
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