Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[voiceguy]

Dammit Brad who let you out of your thread?

Equally important, who let him back in? Either he went whining to FFS again or (more likely) it was decided by the admins that they didn't want him sperging up the whole forum.

The 7 lamps of the temple menorah(7 letters,74) mystically represent the sacred ''7 Luminaires'' known now as the 7 Classical Planets: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn.

WRONG! The seven lamps of the Menorah allude to knowledge, with six of the branches representing human wisdom, guided by the center branch of Divine light. The Menorah’s design and the ideas it communicates endure as an inspiration for universal enlightenment. -- https://unitedwithisrael.org/what-does-the-menorah-symbolize/

At the time of Judas Maccabeus and the Hebrew revolt of 164 BC, it was not known that there were 8 planets in this solar system. But later when it became learned, the 'shamash' was added as the 9th lamp in the Hanukkiah(9 letters)/Chanukiah(9).

Where do you get this crap? The eight stems of the Hanukkiah represent the eight days that the one cask of oil burned in the menorah in the Temple of Jerusalem (it should have only lasted one day). They have nothing to do with the planets. http://www.hanukkahfun.com/578/what-is-a-hanukkiah/

'Shamash' was the ancient Hebrew & Sumerian name for the Sun.

WRONG! Shemesh is the ancient Hebrew name for the sun (Google that). Shamash is a different word meaning 1. candle lit first and then used to light other hanukah candles; 2. the caretaker of a synagogue; 3. personal assistant / aide / gofer, especially to a rabbi or in the Hollywood entertainment industry. http://www.jewish-languages.org/jewish-english-lexicon/words/497

It's very symbolic that the shamash is used to light the other lights (planets) of the Ḥanukkiah.

I think we've clearly established that this interpretation of yours is WRONG!

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I'm almost insulted I didn't get one. It is quiet typical of Brad to do this rather than accept the supported evidence against him. In other words: THAT'S SO BRAD!

 

[Smol Pupper]

I think we've clearly established that this interpretation of yours is WRONG!

Once again, @voiceguy, roasting ol' Braddy-boy, just like a true
However, pointing out Brad's faults and inaccuracies is useless, as he'll either ignore it and revert back to Stage 1 or 2, or advance into Stages 4 and 5.

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I'm waiting for another one of those "judgements" of his, that's some quality lolcow milk there

 

[bacterium]

Once again, @voiceguy, roasting ol' Braddy-boy, just like a true
However, pointing out Brad's faults and inaccuracies is useless, as he'll either ignore it and revert back to Stage 1 or 2, or advance into Stages 4 and 5.

Spoiler

I'm waiting for another one of those "judgements" of his, that's some quality lolcow milk there

I think the judgements have just turned into 'Fuck you. You are evil.'

 

[Adamska]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

You're so evil in how you twist and spin everything. What's your take on Donald Trump(666) declaring $7.4 million in interest income in 1995?

You refuse to pay taxes too, so fuck off you hypocrite.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You refuse to pay taxes too, so fuck off you hypocrite.

He even states that "Render unto caesar" part of the bible is fake... that just highlights how selective and biased his views are, after all he's quoting the same gospel as proof for his nonsensical reincarnation claims. And he refuses to comment, let alone aknowledge, these inconsitencies.

 

[voiceguy]

Not to mention the fact that "Render unto Caesar" is reported in three different Gospels. That's three out of four Apostles lying. So how can he insist they weren't lying about reincarnation as well?

EDIT: Brad's late today. I hope he didn't accidentally "reincarnate" into someone else.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

EDIT: Brad's late today. I hope he didn't accidentally "reincarnate" into someone else.

Well.. It is October 4th, 2016. 2016 = 6+1 = 7_4

He's probably masturbating on a sundial somewhere singing "Micheal Row Your Boat Ashore" and will arrive shortly.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Not to mention the fact that "Render unto Caesar" is reported in three different Gospels. That's three out of four Apostles lying. So how can he insist they weren't lying about reincarnation as well?

EDIT: Brad's late today. I hope he didn't accidentally "reincarnate" into someone else.

Maybe it's the ban, finally? After all, it seems some of the posts that ended up here were moved from new threads he created elsewhere. Maybe he got a global ban after sperging too much?

Or his GF took away his PC-privileges so she could spend an evening without him chimping impotently online... what's her deal anyway? Someone mentioned she didn't think Brad was Jesus, but she's supposedly the reborn wife of Einstein... is that Brad's genius conclusion or her own delusions?

I guess I'm just flabberghasted that there's a girl willing to put up with Brad - if his behaviour around here is any indication of his offline behaviour, I can't imagine him to be pleasant company (unless you just shut up and let him do his thing).
A small part of me actually hopes that he counted the finger joints of his gf and her mother like a raving lunatic, though...

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Maybe it's the ban, finally? After all, it seems some of the posts that ended up here were moved from new threads he created elsewhere. Maybe he got a global ban after sperging too much?

There's no line through his name.

Or his GF took away his PC-privileges so she could spend an evening without him chimping impotently online... what's her deal anyway? Someone mentioned she didn't think Brad was Jesus, but she's supposedly the reborn wife of Einstein... is that Brad's genius conclusion or her own delusions?

That's definitely a Brad-ism. Apparently he figured out she was Einstein's wife in a previous life on their first date. Because after all ladies, when a guy tells you on your first date that you've already been married, that's not a red flag or anything.

I guess I'm just flabberghasted that there's a girl willing to put up with Brad - if his behaviour around here is any indication of his offline behaviour, I can't imagine him to be pleasant company (unless you just shut up and let him do his thing).
A small part of me actually hopes that he counted the finger joints of his gf and her mother like a raving lunatic, though...

Brad's pretty much admitted that he's a really lousy companion in any social setting. By his own words, he pretty much either rambles on about his number games or stays silent, and really prefers if someone else pays for dinner. He can't even seemed to be arsed to talk about the one thing he actually knows about-- being a musician. The few times he thinks he's being witty are when he tells random strangers how many lines he has on his hands, or how someone's going to hell for not voting the way he wants.

Granted, Brad could be lying about any of these things, but why would he lie about being an absolutely lousy date?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Because after all ladies, when a guy tells you on your first date that you've already been married, that's not a red flag or anything.

Actually, I disagree. When you're on your first date and the other person randomly tells you that you were married before death, it's a black flag.
You know, the one that makes you reach for your pepper spray with one hand and speed-dial 911 with the other...

 

[voiceguy]

What I don't get is that it happened on the first date, before they even really knew each other. So how could he tell he was married to her before? Do "reincarnated" people have some sort of a secret handshake or something?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Brad's late today. I hope he didn't accidentally "reincarnate" into someone else.

Well Mathew is heading towards florda he's probably stocking up on coke..I mean supplies.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

What I don't get is that it happened on the first date, before they even really knew each other. So how could he tell he was married to her before? Do "reincarnated" people have some sort of a secret handshake or something?

I'm sure Brad asked for her name and did some number voodoo and came up with the answer he wanted. He might have had to add a letter or something. Her name and Einstein's wife's name have the same numerology.

In other words, Brad looked at her, got a boner, and came up with the best possible line he could have, and happened to be on a date with the one chick on earth who would find it cute.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

"Old Tom Morris Award This award was presented for the first time to Arnold Palmer at the 1983 Golf Course Superintendents of America Association conference and show in Atlanta, Ga. The award is presented to an individual who, through a continuing lifetime commitment to the game of golf, has helped to mold the welfare of the game in a manner and style exemplified by Old Tom Morris. The recipient of this award is determined by the GCSAA Board of Directors. This award is presented annually at the GCSAA Education Conference."
http://www.gcsaa.org/newsroom/news-releases/2014/october/golf-writer-dan-jenkins-to-receive-old-tom-morris-award-from-gcsaa

This is one of many synchronisms that point to Old Tom Morris was reincarnated as Arnold Palmer.

Old Tom Morris 1821-1908. Arnold Palmer 1929-2016.
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_Morris

"Arnold elevated the prestige of the (British) Open, (the British press) loved how he changed the thinking of American players who had never before crossed the Atlantic." p. 102, "On his way to the 1960 British Open at St. Andrews, Palmer...said he'd like to win the British and then the PGA to collect a Grand Slam of pro majors." - Arnie & Jack by Ian O'Connor (Houghton Mifflin, 200

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Ya, don't bother. Just go away. You'll be evil no matter where you go.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Ya, don't bother. Just go away. You'll be evil no matter where you go.

That's a very uncharitable attitude, Brad. But it's okay, I forgive you.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

@ChurchOfGodBear,

Ya, don't bother. Just go away. You'll be evil no matter where you go.

What kind of candy do you usually hand out for Halloween? I generally hand out reese's, tootsie pops, snickers, butterfingers, milky ways.

 

[YankeeTrader]

What kind of candy do you usually hand out for Halloween? I generally hand out reese's, tootsie pops, snickers, butterfingers, milky ways.

He probably makes popcorn balls, all of which get tossed by sane parents.

 

[bacterium]

Nah, he he prints off copies of this 7 Seals and hands them out.
Actually, he probably just scribbles his website on a piece of paper to save money.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Nah, he he prints off copies of this 7 Seals and hands them out.
Actually, he probably just scribbles his website on a piece of paper to save money.

Coming soon: Brad tracts

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

@Brad Watson_Miami have you ever used your Judgement on someone in front of you?